Topic: hey bert
+Anonymous A — 11 years ago #42,901
What's it like being unemployed and homeless?
I'm just wondering. I've never been homeless or unemployed(except I was unemployed before I turned 16).
Is it like living on easy street? Standing on the corner holding a sign peddling for cash?
How does the mission food taste? Does your cardboard box home have air conditioning?
Do you have any real friends?
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+Anonymous B — 11 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #467,382

Bert is dead..he went into a movie theater in Nashville armed with a pellet gun, an old hatchet, drunk off his ass and popped off a few .177 pellets at the fuzz and they capped him.
http://news.yahoo.com/official-report-shots-fired-nashville-area-theater-190451154.html·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,423
@previous (B)
Yes!!!!! Best news I've heard all week!!!
+Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,427
@467,382 (B)
@previous (A)
> 29
Nah, Bert is like twice that age. Just another successful suicide by cop.
@OP
Bert has turned away from the bottle and is now attempting to live a simpler life as a devout Christian soldier. God is going to help to mend his heart and his head and ultimately his life. All things are possible with Christ's love.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,430
@previous (C)
> Bert has turned away from the bottle and is now attempting to live a simpler life as a devout Christian soldier. God is going to help to mend his heart and his head and ultimately his life. All things are possible with Christ's love.
Implying god exists and that Bert will change his ways.
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+Dead !Pool..v42s — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,434
@previous (A)
Out of the two, god is the more plausible
·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,436
@467,430 (A)
Where there is faith, there is hope.
Jesus said to him, If you can believe, all things are possible to him that believes. ---Mark 9:23
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,443
@467,434 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
That is the truth!!!
@previous (C)
> implying jesus is real, and that Bert has hope. ·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,457
@previous (A)
I understand that you may have different beliefs than myself, but no one is entirely hopeless or an absolute lost cause, no one. God bless.
+Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,459
@previous (C)
<<<
Everyone is so obsessed with Bert these days.
+Dr.Phooey GED. — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,460
@previous (Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.)
Everyone? I can count the users on my fingers and a couple of toes.
·Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,461
@previous (Dr.Phooey GED. )
Are you number 1 super guy?
·Dr.Phooey GED. — 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,463
@previous (Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.)
With my shiny new GED. Soon I will master super glue.
·Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,465
@previous (Dr.Phooey GED. )
Please refrain from sniffing the super glue.
+Anonymous G — 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,480
@467,459 (Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.)
> <<<
>
> Everyone is so obsessed with Bert these days.
you included
+Anonymous H — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,482
+Sandy — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,491
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