Topic: TC Special Bulletin:Redcream "admits roal" as pole smoker, threatens goatfinger.
+Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago #42,872
Redcream (pictured) shocked Tinychan earlier this week, by admitting his role as resident pole smoker. It was later revealed by a TC special investigations team that Redcream has started a relationship with TC's resident drunkard/homeless faggot, Bert, after being rejected by Red Creme (no relation). Upon being questioned, Redcream reacted by threatening to give "goatfinger" to one of our own TC reporters. All attempts to get a coherent statement from Redcream have failed, and we are asking you, the reader, to send in any information you have about Redcream, or his admitted role. If you see Redcream, please pelt him with rotting food, used diapers, or flaming garbage until he gives you a statement regarding these affairs. This has been a Tinychan Special Bulletin, I'm Dr.Ghost Louie PhD. Good night, and unlimited fur tacos to you all.+Anonymous B — 11 years ago, 23 minutes later[T] [B] #467,106
You bastard! That picture just turned me homosexual.
+Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #467,109
Redcream might flip when he sees this pic. Bert's been having sexual relations with....... THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,112
@467,106 (B)
I'm pretty sure Pfizer makes a vaccine for that.
@previous (C)
I'm sure Redcream will be very upset, he's not too fond of The Doctor.
I'm pretty sure Pfizer makes a vaccine for that.
@previous (C)
I'm sure Redcream will be very upset, he's not too fond of The Doctor.
+RedCream — 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,113
@467,106 (B)The inevitable nature of yoar turning to the 'realm homosexual' is yoar genetic inheritance. You can be noa moar blamed foar such a transfoarmative outcome than can the autoacatalytic, alloatropic transfoarmation of the element white tin (β-foarm) to the brittle, nonmetallic, grey tin (α-foarm).
·The TC News Reporter — 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,115
@previous (RedCream )
Redcream, TC News Reporter Hugh Dick here.
What is your comment on the recent leaked photo of your new boyfriend Bert, and the infamous Doctor?
How do you plan to handle this dastardly finding?
Redcream, TC News Reporter Hugh Dick here.
What is your comment on the recent leaked photo of your new boyfriend Bert, and the infamous Doctor?
How do you plan to handle this dastardly finding?
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,117
@467,113 (RedCream )
The people want answers, Mr.Cream, why did you admit your role, and what the Fuck is a goatfinger? What about the scandal involving your love interest, Bert, and The Doctor?
The people want answers, Mr.Cream, why did you admit your role, and what the Fuck is a goatfinger? What about the scandal involving your love interest, Bert, and The Doctor?
+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,118
@467,112 (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)> he's not too fond of The Doctor.
As a detector, I can confirm this.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,119
@467,115 (The TC News Reporter )
> How do you plan to handle this dastardly finding?
The finding being entirely fabricated, that is about the extent of its dastardlyness, and given that roal, I have noa further concerns. Noar should you.
This is an official statement.
> How do you plan to handle this dastardly finding?
The finding being entirely fabricated, that is about the extent of its dastardlyness, and given that roal, I have noa further concerns. Noar should you.
This is an official statement.
·The TC News Reporter — 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,121
@previous (RedCream )
So, even though the picture clearly shows, Bert, and the doctor, obviously nude and performing sexual acts, how do you claim this to be fabricated?
Are you embarrassed to show your face in public now, knowing you've been licking doctors shit stains off Bert's dick?
So, even though the picture clearly shows, Bert, and the doctor, obviously nude and performing sexual acts, how do you claim this to be fabricated?
Are you embarrassed to show your face in public now, knowing you've been licking doctors shit stains off Bert's dick?
(Edited 34 seconds later.)
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,122
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,153
@467,121 (The TC News Reporter )> So, even though the picture clearly shows, Bert, and the doctor, obviously nude and performing sexual acts, how do you claim this to be fabricated?
Yoar inability to sufficiently identify a perfectly obviously digital alteration to phoatoagraphical data, is a rank condemnation of you and yoar parentage, and throas into question the necessity of why we permit you to continue metaboalizing in aor planetary bioasphere. The goatfinger lurks ever nearer. Oh yes, that much I promise. It comes!
+Anonymous F — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,155
angry anon (probably bobby2comix) posts madthread
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,157
@467,122 (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)> The people want real answers.
Noa, the people tend to want comfoartable lies soa that they can justify their pointless existences in their oan minds.
I shit on public sentiment from a very large distance above it. When my gruntingly expelled fecal masses impact said sentiment from such a noated fall, the gravitational energy impoased causes significant damage to the structures soa impacted.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)
(USER WAS UNBANNED FOR IT'S TOO CRUEL TO TAKE AWAY THE ONLY JOY FROM HIS PATHETIC LIFE.)
(Edited 1 hour later.)
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,161
@previous (RedCream )
Further aversion just signifies that you are somehow ashamed of your role, it's ok if you want to smoke poles, Mr.Cream. Nobody is judging you for it.
Further aversion just signifies that you are somehow ashamed of your role, it's ok if you want to smoke poles, Mr.Cream. Nobody is judging you for it.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,264
Special investigation into the itinerary of my mouth foar the last 14 months and 19 days reveals that noa poals were smoaked.This is a verified data set and was submitted to a certifying authoarity of reknaon.
Hence: The roal was admitted yet it was not the roal as accused.
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,266
@previous (RedCream )
Selfsubmitted data is often false, and unreliable. If you wish to clear yourself of your status as pole smoker, you must submit form JX-3279 and come before the TC board of review. If you pass the review, you will then be under a 40 day probationary period. If in that time a single pole crosses the threshold of your mouth, you will not be eligible to clear your title ever again.
Selfsubmitted data is often false, and unreliable. If you wish to clear yourself of your status as pole smoker, you must submit form JX-3279 and come before the TC board of review. If you pass the review, you will then be under a 40 day probationary period. If in that time a single pole crosses the threshold of your mouth, you will not be eligible to clear your title ever again.
(Edited 24 seconds later.)
+Kommo Olm — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,268
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,269
·The Lie Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,283
@467,266 (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
As a lie detector, I can confirm that @467,264 (RedCream ) is not being completely straight with us.
As a lie detector, I can confirm that @467,264 (RedCream ) is not being completely straight with us.
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,286
@previous (The Lie Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
It's apparent in his aversion tactics, and refusal to fill out the proper paperwork.
It's apparent in his aversion tactics, and refusal to fill out the proper paperwork.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,302
@467,266 (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)> Selfsubmitted data is often false, and unreliable.
Oardinarily you would be coarrect, but as I had clearly stated, it was a "special investigation" and as such, greatly increased the verity and reliability of said data.
Then it was submitted to a certifying authoarity of reknaon, which I again said befoar.
You have noa valid rebuttals remaining about the clarification I issued.
It is nao time foar you to admit yoar roal. I await yoar admission with a refreshing frankness seldom seen outside of the purveyoars of "toast on a stick" (which is served piping hot).
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,320
@previous (RedCream )
My role is Ghost of Tinychan, as was previously admitted. The rules stand, Mr.Cream, if you would like to clear yourself of your role, you must follow the steps previously laid out. I'm afraid there is no other way to clear yourself of your role as pole smoker. I don't make the rules, Mr.Cream. I just think them up, and write them down.
My role is Ghost of Tinychan, as was previously admitted. The rules stand, Mr.Cream, if you would like to clear yourself of your role, you must follow the steps previously laid out. I'm afraid there is no other way to clear yourself of your role as pole smoker. I don't make the rules, Mr.Cream. I just think them up, and write them down.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,331
@previous (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
> I don't make the rules, Mr.Cream. I just think them up, and write them down.
That is an illogical sequences of claims. If I had thought up yoar roal, then wroat it daon, you would rightfully observe that I made yoar roal foar you. You even admit this roal yet the illogical nature of its construction is yoar fundamental undoing.
Do you have any idea what you are risking when you invite the goatfinger like that?
> I don't make the rules, Mr.Cream. I just think them up, and write them down.
That is an illogical sequences of claims. If I had thought up yoar roal, then wroat it daon, you would rightfully observe that I made yoar roal foar you. You even admit this roal yet the illogical nature of its construction is yoar fundamental undoing.
Do you have any idea what you are risking when you invite the goatfinger like that?
·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,333
@previous (RedCream )
Obviously sarcasm is lost on you, Mr.Cream. I must advise you reevaluate your role, lest you cross a line that you will certainly regret crossing.
Obviously sarcasm is lost on you, Mr.Cream. I must advise you reevaluate your role, lest you cross a line that you will certainly regret crossing.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,337
@previous (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)On this website it is a general policy that you must raise the sarcasm flag when issuing said conversational method.
You failed to raise the sarcasm flag.
That is not a goatfinger-able oaffense, but you are coarting certain doom if you continue along that line of malfeasance.
In other news, you spoart an oarderly anal warehouse. That is an appended roal.
·Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,338
@previous (RedCream )
You can not append anyone's role at this time, as your role is currently under review. As for "sarcasm flags", I see no reason to telegraph my actions, when you are the only one requesting I do so. We were considering you to be offcial record keeper of roles, until you brought your iintegrity into question. We can't have some wishy washy record keeper, constantly changing peoples' roles without review by the board. In fact, your actions have brought into question many things about your character. The disciplinary council is reviewing these discrepancies, and you will be punished to the fullest extent of Tinychan law. Of course, all Bert related punishments are excluded, as you are currently courting him.
You can not append anyone's role at this time, as your role is currently under review. As for "sarcasm flags", I see no reason to telegraph my actions, when you are the only one requesting I do so. We were considering you to be offcial record keeper of roles, until you brought your iintegrity into question. We can't have some wishy washy record keeper, constantly changing peoples' roles without review by the board. In fact, your actions have brought into question many things about your character. The disciplinary council is reviewing these discrepancies, and you will be punished to the fullest extent of Tinychan law. Of course, all Bert related punishments are excluded, as you are currently courting him.
(Edited 34 seconds later.)
·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,367
@previous (Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1.)
I submit to you the following metadata report from the image posted in @467,337 (RedCream ). I believe you will find it to be quite indicative of RedCream's homosexual urges towards the doctor.
I submit to you the following metadata report from the image posted in @467,337 (RedCream ). I believe you will find it to be quite indicative of RedCream's homosexual urges towards the doctor.
Filename - 1438794581166172.jpg
> XPTitle - Orderly Anal Warehouse
> XPComment - The next official action is to seek permission to stow freshly rolled cock in the ass. Certainly The Doctor from Tinychan knows all about this process. After all, he patented it.
> XPAuthor - Not RedCream
> XPKeywords - order, anus, warehouse, storage, packing, fudge
> XPSubject - Orderly Anal Warehouse
[/quote]> XPTitle - Orderly Anal Warehouse
> XPComment - The next official action is to seek permission to stow freshly rolled cock in the ass. Certainly The Doctor from Tinychan knows all about this process. After all, he patented it.
> XPAuthor - Not RedCream
> XPKeywords - order, anus, warehouse, storage, packing, fudge
> XPSubject - Orderly Anal Warehouse
·Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,368
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Indeed, probably wishes to have a three-way with Bert, and The Doctor. Good work, Mr.Detector, you're a valued asset to the corporation.
Indeed, probably wishes to have a three-way with Bert, and The Doctor. Good work, Mr.Detector, you're a valued asset to the corporation.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #482,444
Bump for relevance.
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