Topic: ATTN: RedCream why do you fear yoa roal with penis?
+Anonymous A — 11 years ago #42,871
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yoa penis to small? | - | 0% | |
| Yoa penis smaller then Negi's? | - | 0% | |
| Yoa penis still not descended? | - | 0% | |
| Yoa have penis envy? | - | 0% |
+RedCream — 11 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #467,093
Please re-state yoar question in a foarm that best resembles sense and not the toatal lack of sense as represented by yoar previous attempt. Oar be destroyed.PUMBLENUTS
(You are at significant risk of being given the goatfinger.)
+Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,094
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,095
+Anonymous E — 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #467,096
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)Barnacles can fuck themselves
Barnacles affix themselves to a surface, and filter food from the water with protruding paddling legs. This stationary life poses a problem when it comes to mating, especially since barnacles apparently have to fertilise each other internally.
They do so with a huge penis, which blindly reaches across into neighbouring shells and deposits sperm inside. This giant organ can stretch up to eight times a barnacle’s own body length, making it proportionately the biggest penis in the animal world. Since most barnacles are hermaphrodites, every individual can fertilise and be fertilised by all of its neighbours. And if there’s no one else within reach, the barnacles apparently fertilise themselves.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,114
I must assert at this specific juncture that the "barnacle claim" is invalidated by the assured and pictoarially-supported fact that I can use my penis to impregnate females (willing oar otherwise, even deceased) up to 0.92 kilometer away. As I am oanly 2 meters in body length noarmally, that is a factoar of foar hundred and sixty (460, using base ten nomenclature).Of course, it may be considered cheating in my case, since as evident from the phoatoagraph, my penis is detachably moabile and can reach speeds up to 26 kilometers per haor in sustained bursts on the way to an impregnation event.
+Anonymous F — 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,116
> impregnate females (willing oar otherwise, even deceased)
Go dig up Iris Miller. You probably will need a lot of lube.
Go dig up Iris Miller. You probably will need a lot of lube.
·RedCream — 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #467,120
@previous (F)
Look at the sheer rippling paoer in the thighs of that beautiful beast. Does it strike you that it requires any artificial lubricity? Vaginas would moisten nearly exploasively at the thunderous footpads of its approach. That is its roal.
Look at the sheer rippling paoer in the thighs of that beautiful beast. Does it strike you that it requires any artificial lubricity? Vaginas would moisten nearly exploasively at the thunderous footpads of its approach. That is its roal.
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