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Topic: You're kidding, that guy's a robot monkey?

+Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.11 years ago #42,835

Would you put your brain inside a robot body? You'd only be 5 feet tall, but you get X-Ray vision, the strength of 5 gorillas, and the ability to chew nails and spit them out as bullets. You'll be discriminated against by the humans though, and forced on to a robot reservation.

+Archon0.27 !T15xH4Z8Cc11 years ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #466,975

@OP
Open discussion of R&D pertaining to any aspect of [REDACTED]'s possible Class III Alpha-Phi bio-weapons project or the 'Tiamat initiative' is strictly prohibited even as a "hypothetical" per the non-disclosure agreement clause of a certain contract you signed, Louie. I shouldn't have to remind you of the penalties for violating said contract, even if it's just the NDA clause, but I would be remiss if I didn't reiterate inappropriate topics of discussion which may or may not refer to [REDACTED]'s potential CIII AΦ BW program, subjects which are to include, but are not limited to: genetic engineering/modification, cybernetic organisms, biomechatronics, nanotechnology, [REDACTED]metallurgy, [REDACTED] improvised ballistics theory, artificial intelligence, [REDACTED], reanimation, directed energy/quantum/microwave/[REDACTED] weaponry, cellemetry jamming, magnetic confinement fusion, potential test subjects (known or assumed), the existence of a program such as the 'T.I.' or [REDACTED]'s potential involvement therein.

I hope you weren't attempting to sell trade secrets by posting this thread as an ad to lure potential buyers from DARPA, DSTL, IARPA, ARPA-E, HSARPA, etc.

Consider this your first and final friendly cease and desist warning.

+Anonymous C11 years ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #466,986

> Would you put your brain inside a robot body?

No cock no balls no sex.
Forget about it.

·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #466,988

@previous (C)

Rabot's can have sex, ya mailbox head.

·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #466,989

@466,975 (Archon0.27 !T15xH4Z8Cc)

Hey! Fuck you, I'm a fucking ghost.

·Archon0.27 !T15xH4Z8Cc11 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,060

@previous (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
Death won't free you of your contractual obligations in this case. Go back and read the fine print.

·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #467,073

You're quite mistaken, article 4, section 3 reads, "Consider it impossible for REDACTED to prosecute a deceased member of REDACTED. Even their family will be released from all contracts signed by deceased members, as of REDACTED as it is not possible for REDACTED to hold members of said family responsible for REDACTED regardless of their relationship to contractees upon their demise. As holding family members responsible may bring unwanted attention to REDACTED and put REDACTED at great risk."

·Archon0.27 !T15xH4Z8Cc11 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,171

@previous (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
Did you amend your contract without going through the appropriate channels while living or postmortem? You know [REDACTED] frowns upon this sort of tomfoolery. If A.IV S.III of your contract isn't identical to the letter on my copy, I'll have you working as an infernal haberdasher in the worst armpit of Hell before the next full moon.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)


·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,204

@previous (Archon0.27 !T15xH4Z8Cc)

I'd like to see you try, you obviously have no idea who you're tangling with. I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP. I've been to the top, and had to stop. You on the other hand, are soft, and yellow like peeps.

+Dachan-da 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,209

@previous (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
Don't throw this on me bud, I've had peeps watching you for awhile.

·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,210

@previous (Dachan-da )

Peeps are delicious.

·Archon0.27 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,319

@467,204 (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
Thin. Fucking. Ice.

·Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,327

@previous (Archon0.27 )

I have doctorates in four scientific disciplines, and three nonscientific. What do you think you're going to do?

·Archon0.27 11 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,521

@previous (Dr.Ghost LouiePhD !uSk4BCgU1.)
If you'd read the fine print, you would know, regardless of the will of [REDACTED] or how much money you've spent on pieces of paper from some Pakastani diploma mill.

·Dr.G Louie PhD. !uSk4BCgU1. (OP) — 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #467,531

@previous (Archon0.27 )

I would like to inform you, that fear is not an emotion I am currently feeling🎩

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