
I've come to understand this photo was taken during his 11th year, during a trip to fat camp. The boy you see in this picture, lost his identity to depravity long ago... He now goes by the alias Doc. They kicked him out when he kept insisting that Domestos is a beverage. One counselor had this to say,
"I remember doc... He was expletive up. We'd constantly have to go into the woods to track him down, and when we did, he was always dancing in the feces of some animal. Making claims that he was some sort of TV doctor, and that we had used his "may-may". Once he started in with the Domestos, we couldn't keep him around anymore. He was a threat to himself, as well as some of the children, who believed he was some sort of messiah. The last night he was there, he went expletive insane! He climbed into the trees, and began taking bites from living rats, which he apparently collected earlier that day, and proceeded to throw the rats at our feet. With each rat that hit the ground, he let out a maniacal "BOOM", then just sat there chuckling, raving about the "blood" falling from the sky. At first the other counselors, and I didn't realize what he was doing. Doc was hurling his own feces into the air, stopping only to catch some in his mouth now and then. At that point, the police arrived, and carted Doc to an asylum. I heard he hung himself in there, if what you say is true, and he's still walking the streets... God help us all..."
"God help us all..." The cries of a truly terrified individual. Make no mistake, this "Doc" is a menace to society, he is a danger to himself, and others. The counselor refused to give his name, because he believed Doc would hunt him down, I hope you see how dire the situation is, and if you see Doc, please contact your local law enforcement, the FBI, or the Tinychan Department of Disciplinary Action (TDoDA). Together, we can bring this immoral, ungrateful, uncivilized, just all around nasty person to justice. This has been a TC Special News Bulletin. I'm Dr.Ghost Louie, good night, and unlimited fur tacos to you all...