Topic: The Biggest Secret: Do Reptilian-Human Hybrids Run TinyChan?
+Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6 — 11 years ago #42,567

The verdict is clear; the 'people' that lie at the top of our power structure are hiding a sinister secret, one that would make anyone sound crazy if it were verbalized. Since the dawn of TinyChan, the ruling class has been controlled by extra-terrestrial/dimensional beings, with an agenda which ultimately establishes the human race as mindless and robotic slaves to a system based on fear and control.
Here is the testimony of someone who experienced these fiendish reptilian regulars firsthand in the trenches of a TC sanctioned ice cream social:
> I was a member of a mind control cult religion for 6 years. The religion is known as TinyChanology, otherwise known as TinyChanism. I started with them in 2009, being attracted to their message of paradise in cyberspace after having gone through eight 9-11s with my cat.
> I had two friends whom I indoctrinated as TinyComrades, and now there they're forever. I was even happy for a few years until the cult became more demanding and controlling.
> In late 2011, prior to the Mayan apocalypse, there began to appear subliminal messages in shitposts depicting bizarre faces and strange messages. Eventually, I experienced a psychic awakening by which I was enabled to actually 'see' through walls and the internets and able to follow the activities of the admin and wiseguys.
> On September 11th of 2014, at a small ice cream social, I had a chance to walk up to one of the secret governing elite and speak to xhem privately. At that time, I thought that TinyComrades and wiseguys were the 'good' guys and someone was simply running amuck within the TC shadow government. The wiseguy was about 9'11". Xe had dark hair, heavy and powerfully built. Xir name was Sreggin "Etirps" Srenob and xis was of African origin. As I reached out to shake xis hand, xe recoiled in horror and called me a 'Nigger'. I looked into xis eyes and was startled and somewhat terrified to see a thin membrane drop over xir human eyes. I don't know if the membrane came from the bottom of xis eyelid, or the top, but it was there, and I'd never heard of lizard beings or reptilians, but I remember thinking how much xir eyes looked like those of a lizard. The membrane dropped over xis eyes when xe looked at me and xe seemed to recognize me, although at the time I couldn't imagine why. The sense of terrible danger that I had and the need to get away from xim was overwhelming. Thankfully, other tinycomradeen of the autismal association spotted xim and distracted xir long enough to keep xim from following me.
> It was after that that a reign of terror began against myself and my family. My dox were dropped, my failbook was hacked, the hacker known as TinyChan got root, my nudes were leaked, my mobile phone was tapped, I was followed, gangstalked, and consequences never were the same again. Also, a series of what I now know understand were psychic attacks began. This kept up unmercifully for several months. I finally learned to protect myself and I began a path of awakening. I'm not a vaccinated person, and I was deeply offended that, as I understood it, these autists were using the cover of lulz and boners to hide unserious fraud illegal clone activities.
> As I researched their posts and bulletins, I began to uncover a trail of drug running, plots to irradiate the world and make it uninhabitable to humans so they could take it for their own, arms running, open air human trafficking, and holocaust style campaigns advocating forced euthanasia. Even down to the local TC meetup group being used as an avenue for drug and counterfeit Sprite smuggling. I took my mountains of evidence to the DEA and met with them. Their response? Either I was a genius or totally insane. I learned that they had hidden rooms under the streets of Brooklyn, NY where they have their headquarters where the old Brooklyn subway used to be, which is now abandoned. There they practice Satanic rituals, including the sacrifices of vaccinated human autists and the breeding of human females in order to keep up with the demand for sacrificial autists. They're totally self-sufficient, and they use blood from these sacrifices to cool their servers. They make their own coolant. The purpose of this is that if they can get their bits and data packets into the intertubes, the vibrations of the baneful bits begin to break down the will and mind of those who access their content. I now warn people on a personal level never to vaccinate themselves or loved ones... and never to access TinyChan from their own PC or home network.
> A friend and myself tried warning people through the news media with no success. She finally had a complete nervous breakdown and has never fully recovered, she now suffers from TC related PTSD.
> Eventually, I came to understand that the leaders of TinyChan aren't fully human but are the offspring of something alien to this earth. They're too cunning, lethal, and intelligent to have originated from here, and there has to be an over-race of beings guiding them from some dimension. They're here for a reason and for one reason only. To enslave and ultimately eradicate the human race. They look at humanity as cattle, a species to be enslaved, only here for their enjoyment... playthings to torment, abuse, cruelly punish, and murder.
> I have overcome my fear of TinyChan, and I look to the love and goodness of Allah to deal with TinyComrades appropriately, although we must do our part to stand opposed to them and anyone like them. My own personal experience very much validates David Kikes warnings.+Anonymous B — 11 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #464,593
tl;dr
·Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6 (OP) — 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,598
@previous (B)
It's shocking that some reptilian sympathizing statist scum like yourself would want to avoid the
TRUTH.
+Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,603
As far as I know, the reptilians are out to have TC shut down. So, fuck the reptilians, space war now!
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,605
9000/10
grate post
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,608
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Seriously though, this post is hilarious.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,609
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
You actually read all of that.
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,611
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Not doing any cleaning today, doc. Feel free to guzzle it down in a similar fashion to which you guzzle semen.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,614
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)+WandaWilson !IOdbnXsKDk — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,616
@OP
their not, because I don't have mods.
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,619
@464,614 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I'm perfectly calm, dude.
·Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6 (OP) — 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,621

Reptilian threat level raised to: Fuchsia Class 3-A.
WARNING: INFILTRATION DETECTED. BE ON ALERT FOR THE PRESENCE OF REPTILIAN SYMPATHIZING STATIST SCUM.
(Edited 23 second later by a RRM Lieut.)
@464,603 (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
You're right of course, but it seems that the reptoids have finally managed to compromise the RRM's cyberHQ, that's part of the reason this thread isn't encrypted. What better way to secure their survival than to monitor the Reptilian Resistance Movement from within? I'm not saying every tinycomrade is a reptilian... but we cannot afford to become complacent and careless in these matters, you should know this better than anyone else, they managed to ghost you.
Gas the reptoids, space war now!
@464,605 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@464,608 (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
@464,609 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@464,611 (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
@464,614 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@464,616 (WandaWilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Please remember this is a serious thread for discussing the very real threat of reptilian infiltration and subterfuge within TC. Thank you, that is all.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,630
@previous (Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6)
>>>/pol/·Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6 (OP) — 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,631
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Nice try, reptilian sympathizing statist scum.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,632
@464,621 (Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6)
I think I might have a lead. Anyone notice a character posting with the name
••••? He's never used a name before. I think they're trying to use him as a cover.
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 57 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,639
@464,631 (Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6)
I apologize, I'll get right on investigating this matter. In the mean time, I'd say FauckAlms' lead is pretty solid.
(Edited 42 seconds later.)
·Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6 (OP) — 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,645
@464,632 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
I had my suspicions about
[REDACTED], but I didn't want to believe it.
We must gain and maintain control of the situation... FuckAlms, assemble a rapid response team, it's critical that we isolate the potential traitor before they're given further chances at sabotaging operations, collecting intelligence, or brainwashing/contaminating operatives. Louie, I need the safe house in sector Zulu-IV prepped for interrogation within the hour. Until we get to the bottom of this, all active RRM agents are to assume
[REDACTED] is armed, dangerous, and poses both a physical and psychic threat. If spotted, do not approach the subject, do not attempt to apprehend
[REDACTED] alone, report the sighting to the RRT immediately and await further instructions.
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,646
Preparations are underway, we'll use password Whiskey November foxtrot niner in order to gain access to the house. If you do not remember the passcode, contact your commandant for confirmation.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,648
@464,645 (Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6)
Shtick.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,650
@464,645 (Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6)
Team is prepped and ready to intervene as soon as I get confirmation that
[REDACTED] is here.
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #464,652
@464,645 (Killuminati !OFH7drXsa6)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
As is the safe house, let us begin operation Rainbow Pussy.
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