Topic: soIm laying naked on the bed in the cheapest motel in knoville..
+Anonymous A — 11 years ago #42,500
Eating some microwave pizza...drunk as fuck and watching fa.ily dad as I surf. CPtion porn...And shit..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #463,949
+Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,950
Your sad life makes me feel better about myself, Bert. Thanks for sharing.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,952
show us what ur drinking
+Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,953
@463,950 (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
My client does have an inspirational story.
·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,958
@previous (Agent !41fJPpni8M)
On a scale of Tom Hanks movies, Forrest Gump being the least inspirational and Saving Private Ryan being the most inspirational, your client is probably Philadelphia.
·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,963
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
That's quite the compliment. The AIDS and being fired bit in 'Philadelphia' comes surprisingly close to mimicking my client's actual life as well... although he was never a lawyer or wrongfully terminated.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,965
@463,952 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,966
@previous (A)
You're fucking crazy.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,967
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
grains are healthful an shit..
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,968
@463,965 (A)
fucking awesome lol
+Anonymous E — 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,970
He probably found an empty bottle laying on the ground, then put water in it to make it look realistic.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,974
@previous (E)
I can afford a ten dollar. Bottle of liquor...son..
·Anonymous E — 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,975
How many of your gay friends are sharing that room with you Bert?
·Anonymous E — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,976
@463,974 (A)
Oh, your agent gave you your cut did he? How many dicks did you suck for that?
·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,980
@463,974 (A)
That prepaid phone was meant for business use only, the fuck do you think you're doing?
·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #463,984
@463,974 (A)
$230!? Be still my beating heart.
+Anonymous F — 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,987
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
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