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Topic: soIm laying naked on the bed in the cheapest motel in knoville..

+Anonymous A11 years ago #42,500

Eating some microwave pizza...drunk as fuck and watching fa.ily dad as I surf. CPtion porn...And shit..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #463,949

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+Borg !!uShuoNeCJ11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,950

Your sad life makes me feel better about myself, Bert. Thanks for sharing.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,952

show us what ur drinking

+Agent !41fJPpni8M11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,953

@463,950 (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
My client does have an inspirational story.

·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,958

@previous (Agent !41fJPpni8M)
On a scale of Tom Hanks movies, Forrest Gump being the least inspirational and Saving Private Ryan being the most inspirational, your client is probably Philadelphia.

·Agent !41fJPpni8M11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,963

@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
That's quite the compliment. The AIDS and being fired bit in 'Philadelphia' comes surprisingly close to mimicking my client's actual life as well... although he was never a lawyer or wrongfully terminated.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,965

IMG_20150711_234508.jpg@463,952 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,966

@previous (A)
You're fucking crazy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,967

@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)

grains are healthful an shit..

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,968

@463,965 (A)
fucking awesome lol

+Anonymous E11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,970

He probably found an empty bottle laying on the ground, then put water in it to make it look realistic.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,974

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I can afford a ten dollar. Bottle of liquor...son..

·Anonymous E11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,975

How many of your gay friends are sharing that room with you Bert?

·Anonymous E11 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,976

@463,974 (A)
Oh, your agent gave you your cut did he? How many dicks did you suck for that?

·Agent !41fJPpni8M11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #463,980

@463,974 (A)
That prepaid phone was meant for business use only, the fuck do you think you're doing?

·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #463,984

@463,974 (A)
$230!? Be still my beating heart.

+Anonymous F11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,987

@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI mad! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH MAD*AS*HELL*NESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS mad

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