Topic: What to do with leftover semen?

+Anonymous A — 11.1 years ago #42,471

I'm in a pickle! There is so much semen in my house, and I simply can't think what to do with it all. I've pawned off as much as I can on friends and neighbors, but there's still so much left, and I don't want it to go to waste!

Creative ideas, anyone?

+Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #463,787

drink it

+Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #463,794

Open an account at your local sperm bank.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,808

@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
How is the interest rate?

+Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,811

pour your semen into an ice-lolly mould and freeze it

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,813

@OP

Just mix it with shit and draw on your walls with it.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,825

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
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·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,833

@463,808 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Depends on the virility of the market.

+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.1 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,836

@463,811 (E)
Britfag detected.

·Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,881

@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
...how could you tell?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,893

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+Dead !Pool..v42s — 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #464,017

@463,787 (B)

> drink it

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