Topic: Bert of Knoxville, how does it feel

+Anonymous A — 11.1 years ago #42,457

To bring shame and dishonor to TC and your family?

+Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #463,560

I've brout only class and style to this board..if yu fagots don't start agnowligin..ill take my busines elsewhere...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #463,563

Yoo furgot too brung yoor edukashun with yoo.

·Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #463,568

@previous (A)
I've plenty of educatin to give jr..educated your mama plenty good last night..hope we weret too loud...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,696

@previous (B)
That explains why mom was giggling and asking you if it was in yet.. You got pissed off cause of your small penis, and slammed the door on the way out.

+Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,702

@463,560 (B)
> agnowligin

awesome...are you from the South?

·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #463,709

@OP

shut ass..

·Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,742

@463,702 (C)
About as far south as you can git..outside of Florida or texis..on these contegious states..

+Anonymous D — 11.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,744

@previous (B)

> About as far south as you can git..outside of Florida or texis..on these contegious states..

why the fuck do you keep pretending that Tennessee is the south

·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,747

@previous (D)

its THE South...and you won't say different standing anywhere on Gay Street...unless you want a beating..

·Anonymous D — 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,748

@previous (C)

> its THE South...and you won't say different standing anywhere on Gay Street...unless you want a beating..

i may be standing on gay street but at least im not staying in a fucking mission due to my crippling alcoholism that caused me to lose my job, faggot.

id beat the shit out of you if we ever met up, you are old and decrepit as shit, to think that you could hold your own in any sort of fight is laughable, also laughable: you havent been laid in over a decade.

+Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,766

Monibuvy rexwater

·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,803

@463,748 (D)

hey buttcheeze..
I QUIT that damn job...and You ain't standing on gay street...I am..
got GPS? come om fucking down...punk..

+Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,848

@previous (C)
Wow, you came out of the closet right into the fucking street? Don't you know those southerners'll run you down in a 4wd pickup?

·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,853

@previous (F)

Gay Street is a street running through the middle of downtown Knoxville...lol..

google it..

+Anonymous G — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #463,864

@463,709 (C)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,890

@463,853 (C)
I kept telling Bert that Knoxville was the gay capital of Tennessee, now he lives in a cardboard box on gay st....

How ironic....

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,891

Oh yes, btw Bert.... I will be in Knoxville Wednesday for an early morning delivery. Here's a 4 day notice, more than enough time for you to cut windows, and put up curtains, in that newly renovated cardboard box you live in.

But, I won't hold my breath, you've been a disappointment since you have threatened to smash someone's face into the sidewalk... I given you the chance twice to prove your toughness of being of a man.

Last chance... If you fail, you shall be labeled the "Autistic Pussy Of TinyChan"....

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,899

@previous (A)

ohhhhhhh yeah..
it's fucking on!!!!

what part of Knoxville you delivering to...W...S...N...or E?
get ready...better eat a big breakfast..

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,901

and tough guy becomes strangely quiet..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,905

@previous (C)
Oh, sorry I became strangely quiet.... Unlike you, some people have a job.

We aren't going to meet at where I deliver too, its bad for my business...

Once again, Petro, exit 369... Either bring your piece of shit car, or ask mommy for some bus fare....

I'll be at the petro probably around 10am...

Now don't go and not show up and then say you overslept, or you found a new dead end job, or whatever other lame excuse you can think of...

You also have enough time to paint your cardboard home... See you next week homobert...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,906

@463,901 (C)

> and tough guy becomes strangely quiet..

Also that's odd, it took you 6 hours to reply, and you're worried about me becoming strangely quiet?

What took you so long? Sucking dick on gay street again?

+Anonymous H — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,908

@previous (A)
As his agent, I can confirm that he is indeed a working man.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,910

@previous (H)

> As his agent, I can confirm that he is indeed a working man.

Who are you? His pimp?

·Anonymous H — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,911

@previous (A)
Pimp is such a vulgar way of putting it... I prefer the term 'agent'.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,912

@previous (H)

> Pimp is such a vulgar way of putting it... I prefer the term 'agent'.

Hahaha... I thought about that after I posted it....

So anyway, Mr. Agent... Will he be available Wednesday, or do you have clients that need business taken care of?

·Anonymous H — 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,913

@previous (A)
As it so happens, he does have a mostly free schedule Wednesday... I'm going to shoot straight with you, there hasn't been much of a demand for his services despite his highly competitive rates. $1.00 will get you full service for a full hour, disease/drugs not a problem, the place you wish to use his services is your problem but for an extra $0.25 you can rent his hoopty out, he may require additional funds for expenses (namely gas money) if you have him travelling more than 4 blocks. His only reservation to date has been puke play... but for an additional $1.00 you can engage in emesis play for sixty minutes, however if puke ruins the timer I provided him, you'll pay an additional $5.95, no exceptions when it comes to damaged equipment.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,915

@previous (H)

$0.25 to rent him out? Shit, no wonder there is no demand for his services.... He's a cheap fuck.... For that price, people will think something is wrong with him.

Now, I'm no highly talented business man, and I'm not tellin you how to run yours, but you might consider raising the price of your little HomoBert... You have to take into consideration of the cost to put out ads, and for you to still make a decent amount of cash for making him useful.

In your ad, make sure you "officially claim", that Bert gets checked weekly for a disease, and showers once every two weeks.

Its your business, so it's your call...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,916

@463,913 (H)

> you'll pay an additional $5.95, no exceptions when it comes to damaged equipment.

I'm sure his equipment is already damaged after living his entire life in the gay capital of Tennessee, as well as living on gay st.

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,918

@previous (A)

hey junior..
listen very closely...I am not about to drive twenty miles up to petrol mart..you're the errand boy...driving is your thing so hop in your truck and deliver your ass to the middle of the city...that's where I'm
at...yep Gay motherfucking Street..
IF you dare..

·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,919

@463,915 (A)
Woah, buddy, his services are now $0.25 for 15 minutes or a $1.00 an hour. The other $0.25 fee is to rent out his vehicle if you don't have lodgings or an alleyway available for you and my client to carry out a transaction. The other rate of $0.25 only applies to parties and is per participant (Note: it takes 10 or more participants to get the group rate).

Look, while he's working the mission, I can't charge average street prostitute rates, you know?

I'm not willing to take further possible legal liabilities by falsely advertising him as D&D free. His listing on backpage hasn't got many hits, but you know, he's got to work off that ad debt before we try and cast a larger net. Bert isn't my bottom bitch, just a bitch at the bottom, sure he's not the nicest hoe in the stable, but he's still hard working and experienced.

@463,916 (A)
I'll have you know that the timer at least is brand new, I will not comment on any other equipment, caveat emptor.

·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,920

@463,918 (C)
Don't get smart with the customers, if he's willing to cover gas money, you'll do it, bitch.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,921

@463,918 (C)
In other words homobert..... You're gonna be a no show again... Well let's see... You always make sure you're on time to give blow jobs,
Get over here and blow me you little bitch...

And thanks for the newest lame ass excuse to avoid getting your face curb stomped..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,922

@463,919 (Agent !41fJPpni8M)
Well I am now an unsatisfied customer... Your employee refuses to meet with me at said place and time.

I demand this employee be suspended without pay, and/or terminated...

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,925

@463,921 (A)

in other words bring your ass twenty miles down I Forty...and you WILL meet me..
but if you do...you will not see what you have imagined..

but dont scuuured...come on down...I am waiting..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,927

@previous (C)
And what's that? 5 of your homeless gay friends with you to help you fight? You don't know who the fuck you dealing with homobert.

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,930

@previous (A)

hey...I don't roll like that...I have never...not even once in forty seven years
had any participation in ganging up on anyone..

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

+Anonymous I — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,934

@previous (C)
Yet you've been in plenty of queer gang bangs.

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,935

@previous (I)

I think that stuff was some weird fantasy kook used to think about riding her sybian or something...until she realized I was all about the ladies..

·Anonymous I — 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,937

@previous (C)
@previous (C)

> I think that stuff was some weird fantasy kook used to think about riding her sybian or something...until she realized I was all about the ladybois..*

Ftfy

·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,951

@463,922 (A)
He is more or less suspended without pay as it is. If you pay for gas, he'll show, assuming he has enough gas to get there, which is iffy.

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,957

@previous (Agent !41fJPpni8M)

I a. Goubng to cut off your ears and geed them to a tiger st the Knoxville zoo..

·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #463,960

@previous (C)
> Not if you don't get out there and start making me some money you're not.

·Anonymous E — 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #464,012

@previous (Agent !41fJPpni8M)
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+Anonymous J — 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #464,044

@463,925 (C)
good god bert, I seriously hope youre not really going to meet up with this trucker. He is bad person to fuck with man. I know from first hand experience, by watching him fight, he will fuck your world up. And when youre down, bleeding, and done, hes not done. he will continue beating you until youre barely breathing, and barely alive.

Its like his mind changes when he is pissed, and when he is pissed, no matter who you are, stay the fuck out of his way. id rather him be on my side when the time arises, not looking into those eyes hoping he'll let me live. But if you choose to go through with this, may god be with you, youre gonna need it.

·Anonymous C — 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #464,046

pcffffft..
king fucking kong ain't got nothin' on me..

let that loud talking fuck come get him some..

I'm going do this for the glory of TC...I usually avoid violence over trivial shit these days but ol tiretbumper has pushed and prodded and I will clean his fucking clock for him if he dares step foot on my turf..

·Agent !41fJPpni8M — 11 years ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #464,251

@previous (C)
Remember to get the money upfront.

+Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #464,262

@OP

Definitely not as good as being Awesome Bill from Dawsonville. Of this I can assure you.

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