Topic: Atten; Bert of Knoxville TN
+Anonymous A — 11.1 years ago #42,331
It just so happens I will be coming through Knoxville sometime Wednesday afternoon. Is there a remote possibility that you'll quit being a pussy and try to smash my face into the sidewalk this time?
I will more than likely stop at the Petro truck stop, about 10 miles west of Knoxville, for my dinner at the Iron Skillet restaurant.
If you so wish to prove yourself to be a man, show up, and I'll curbstomp your head into the sidewalk, then give you 50 cents to buy yourself a cup of ice to keep the swelling down.
Please don't disappoint me and be a no show again.
+Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #462,244
Your mom will not give you money for the bus.
+Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,247
They actually sell a cup of ice? And why the fuck would you spend .50 on a cup, when you can get a whole bag for $1?
+Anonymous D — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,248
I am looking forward to hearing back from you soon. thanks for sharing your thoughts on how much I appreciate your business and leisure travelers year of the world of difference between what is going to have to be a good day to day basis. if I could join us for the late reply. Yes I'd like the way, but the Saturday important thing to remember that. I am going to be there for the late reply to a friend. you can get the job. I can come up. the only thing is, you will find out what the problem with the help. I am looking forward to the ferry early, and I will not be able the same time as well, I was just a reminder to send a check for me, but it is. It has been the most part of my favorite. I can come up. it other side of things to do this, and a few years back and forth. it was not able the same as the people we know each other.
·Anonymous D — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,249
Regards,
Bert
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,253
@462,247 (C)
Well, if he brings his own cup, its free. I was just being nice.
@462,244 (B)
I don't need to ride the city bus like Bert. My truck takes me where I want to go.
·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #462,261
@previous (A)
> I was just being nice.
> I'll curbstomp your head into the sidewalk ·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #462,264
@previous (C)
> > I was just being nice.
>
> >I'll curbstomp your head into the sidewalk
Nah, that was just for the cup of ice. The curbstomp is free. The ice will get the swelling down before he gets home, and doesn't have to tell mommy he just got his ass whipped.
·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #462,265
@previous (A)
It doesn't appear like you've actually ever "whooped" anyone before. Why not start with Negi, before calling out a drunken southerner with nothing to loose?
+Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,287
sounds interesting..
·Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,302
@OP
you don't want none of this...boy..
·Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 31 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,303
@OP
you don't want none of this...boy..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,308
@previous (E)
I'm about 2 hrs away boy. Come get some.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,310
Berrrrrt... Berrrrrrt, I'm here, exit 369 off i40, petro truck stop...
Coooooooooommmmeee oooooooonnnnnn boy.....
+Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,312
@previous (A)
He is not going to give you a blow job.
+Anonymous G — 11.1 years ago, 35 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,313
@previous (F)
Syntax will though. Just wait inside of the nearest men's bathroom stall.
+Anonymous H — 11.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,314
@previous (G)
You must be expert on sex in mens stalls.
·Anonymous G — 11.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,315
@previous (H)
Yes, as I have complained many times to management that Syntax is fellating men in the mens' stalls when I just need to urinate.
+Anonymous I — 11.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,316
@previous (G)
Syntax wins again. He pissed you off.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,318
I'm really disappointed in you Bert. I waited and waited. Even took a nap.
But unlike you, I am employed and have a job to do. So you stay in moms basement with that single light bulb, and sneak out each night to do what it is you do in the faggot capital of Tennessee.
·Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,321
@previous (A)
Did you once consider?
bert is working 12 hour shifts.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,322
@462,318 (A)
Bert has a job
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,324
@462,321 (F)
That's a lie. I know someone who works at McDonald's. They only allow you 8 hr shifts, and 32 hrs a week.
Or did he finally get his dream job at being a gay male prostitute?
Or is that what it is? He works 6 hour shift at Mickey D's, then the other 6 hours getting his ass plowed for 5 bucks a pop?
·Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,325
I got off work this morning...had an epic and crawled into bed about nine thirty..
I just got up...and I am still tired as fuck..
next time give me more than a half day heads up...gooftard..
(Edited 56 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,344
@previous (E)
You had nearly 17 hour notice fucktard. You responded about 7 hrs ago, which was about 8 this morning.
Admit it, you're just a pussy...
·☆nigger☆ — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,345
@previous (A)
☆nigger☆
Ciao,
The ☆nigger☆
+Anonymous K — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,348
@462,325 (E)
You've brought shame and dishonor to TC and your family name.
+Anonymous L — 11.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,351
wow op you are cool because you live in a dumbass truck
+Anonymous M — 11.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,354
@previous (L)
He needs a truck cause apparently he drives around with a shit load of ice. Him and bert are gonna need it to cool down after they engage in homosexual sex.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,358
@462,351 (L)
I live in a dumbass truck five days a week, then go home to a house which I own and is paid off. How's that dim lightbulb in your one room apt at the YMCA keeping your room? Bright enough to see?
@previous (M)
You seem to know what people need after having homosexual sex. You must be an expert in this field.
·Anonymous L — 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,361
@previous (A)
> I live in a dumbass truck five days a week, then go home to a house which I own and is paid off
nobody believes this shit, you're just some offsite tryhard faggot who read about the chans on ae and you want to seem cool by threatening regulars
bert is a scumfuck and we all regularly take turns kicking him but to make a thread about how you are somehow better than bert because you drive a shitty truck and stayed at the flying-j outside of knoxville or wherever the fuck is just dumb
either that or you're mad, for some reason, either way it dosent bode well for you
·Anonymous M — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,363
@462,358 (A)
> You must be an expert in this field.
Fuck yes, brother. That's why I can recognize a fellow traveler in you. Your text voice just screams man on man love. I hope you and bert really do find each other, fuck the haters.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,365
@462,361 (L)
Perhaps making donuts for 12 hour days is making you and Bert angry. You both should consider different careers. Do you two take turns dipping your eclairs in each others ass?
@previous (M)
Yes, man on man love. My idea of killing time. Its better than paying for a disease, when I can get it for free. Bert here(anon L), pays men to plow his ass to keep it from sealing shut.
·Anonymous M — 11.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,366
@previous (A)
Don't worry about bert and disease. His body must be about 60% hard liquor by now. I doubt any std's would survive for long. Have fun, and remember that whatever happens on the road, stays on the road.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,367
@previous (M)
I highly doubt bert can handle alcohol, but making donuts for 12 hours a day, I'd be a raging alcoholic too....
I'll have fun, it won't be with a male, but with some of the females I have met while driving.
·Anonymous K — 11.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,379
@462,361 (L)
I don't find it that hard to believe for a truck driver. Why are you so upset?
·Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,382
@462,367 (A)
> I highly doubt bert can handle alcohol
I have big strong hands..
+Anonymous N — 11.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,387
@462,379 (K)
> I don't find it that hard to believe for a truck driver. Why are you so upset?
He must be off his autism meds again.
·Syntax — 11.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,388
This reply is mostly for bert.
Over the many years several net peeps have asked for in person meet ups. I have only agreed when THEY were of the proper gender Female and born that way if you get my drift.
Because I have shared exactly where I will be re Festivals - on occasion someone from the net will say hello. One net person bert no's Bond James Bond - did leave a note at my home but I was off on some adventure - Skiing or such.
bert will remember Psychedelic Mess aka Donna her real name. She was living in Indiana and flew in to Los Angeles where I met up with her and I took her to dinner before she ventured to Ventura County, where she grew up. bert, Donna was beyond amazing body wise - super petite and a firecracker.
bert I suggest you wait to meet up with a gal cause well why not.
Oh and lets not forget bert did have an invite to meet up with Sandy for a party in North Carolina at the Ocean a Blue.
·Anonymous N — 11.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #462,480
@previous (Syntax )
So then its true, Bert has failed to show up at any, and all meetings, despite the fact that he talks shit about smashing someone's face into the ground?
@462,325 (E)
Bert, Bert, Bert, that shows how much responsibility you have. But I bet you show up on time, every time, when it's time to suck some dick eh?
@462,382 (E)
Also Bert, what does having big, strong hands have to do with handling alcohol? Anyone, including your alcoholic parents can pick up a can of beer....
·Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #462,487
@previous (N)
one cannot be all that is alcoholic...with merely beer..
·Anonymous N — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #462,501
@previous (E)
But you don't deny the allegations of being on time, every time, to suck some dick? Thanks.
·Anonymous K — 11.1 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #463,475
@462,487 (E)
> You've brought shame and dishonor to TC and your family name. +Anonymous O — 11.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #463,553
@previous (K)
> > You've brought shame and dishonor to TC and your family name. Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
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