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Topic: hey folks..

+Anonymous A11.1 years ago #42,324

don't hate..

appreciate..

+Anonymous B11.1 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #462,139

I appreciate God and his workings. God always comes first.

+Anonymous C11.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,157

You must be new here...

+Anonymous D11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,159

@462,139 (B)
> God always comes first.

So God is a 3 minute wonder, leaving his partner without orgasm.

·Anonymous C11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,160

@previous (D)
Sounds like a huge prick.

+Anonymous E11.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #462,161

@previous (C)
In the bible it says that god made man in his image. The average size of a mans penis is 5.57 inches

So one must assume his penis is small

+Anonymous F11.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #462,163

@previous (E)
How many cocks did you have to handle before finding that average?

+Anonymous G11.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #462,174

@462,139 (B)

> I appreciate God and his workings. God always comes first.

Yes, the evil god and his workings.

Allows pedos to hurt kids.

Causes millions of deaths per year.

Creates natural disasters.

Creates war.

Creates disease.

Causes people to murder.

Continue worshipping your fake god. Let me know how it works out for you.

·Anonymous C11.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #462,178

@previous (G)
He doesn't actually create war, he just causes it by telling different people different stories about who he is.

·Anonymous G11.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,182

@previous (C)
I agree.... But I am confused. Every country has a god. Which one is the real one?

I know he doesn't exist, but you can't convince idiot Christians that.

·Anonymous C11.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #462,187

@previous (G)
They're all the same god. Like I said, he just makes shit up and tells it to a group, performs a few magic tricks to convince them, and then sits back to watch them fight with outsiders over who has the real story.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,371

@462,182 (G)

> I agree.... But I am confused. Every country has a god. Which one is the real one?


obviously the real God is the one of the land of the free...and the home of the brave..

·Anonymous G11.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #462,374

@previous (A)
But, as always, the big question;

Can you prove it?

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