Topic: Anyone saw Bert around?
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.1 years ago #42,262
He hasn't drunk post for 2 days already
is he dead from liver failure?
+Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #461,495
We can only hope...
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,496
@previous (B)
> We can only hope...
> ...
fuck I almost thought you were Bert
+Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,497
Bert? Nope, maybe he decided to drive out to Hong Kong.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,499
@previous (C)
OH FUCK HE IS TRYING TO RAPE MY SISTER FOR REAL BRB HIDING HER IN MY SHOEBOX
+Anonymous D — 11.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,502
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I wouldn't be just worried about your sister, I mean, Bert does have a thing for men too. Although he's probably in a ditch or a morgue so I wouldn't worry
that much.
·Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,504
@461,499 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Fear not my nigga, Tennessee to HK is at least a 3 day drive, he'll pass out drunk halfways, then wake up and forget where he was going in the first place. Then just head back to liquor store.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,506
@461,502 (D)
I dunno, he could be dead and unable to post, or he could be stowaway on a plane to HK and have no internet access.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 53 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,507
@461,504 (C)
lol actually sound legit
+Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,511
@OP
He was being his usual special needs self in another thread, earlier today.
+ö — 11.1 years ago, 16 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,512
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
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·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,513
·ö — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,515
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
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·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,520
@461,513 (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Oh thx grate to see our village clown is still kicking and hilarious
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,522
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
As unintentionally hilarious as ever.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 47 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,523
@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Unintentionally hilarious is the best hilarious
·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1. — 11.1 years ago, 51 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,524
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Agreed.
+Anonymous G — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,526
It's his annual revisiting to the drunk tank.
+Anonymous H — 11.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #461,594
y'all need to quit talking shit..
+Anonymous I — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #461,616
+Anonymous J — 11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,841
@previous (I)
or consequences will remain relatively similar for the foreseeable future
·Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,844
·Anonymous I — 11.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,862
@461,841 (J)
Ah... well I can live with that. Drunken Bert posts/threats are just part of the scenery anymore.
+Anonymous K — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,890
@previous (I)
stfu...I am a special snowflake..
·Anonymous I — 11.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,914
@previous (K)
Sorry, snowflake.
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