Topic: I kissed a damned ol skanked out whore...and I liked it
+WADE — 11.1 years ago #42,231
She says she really likes how I get off on slobbering all over unwashed foreskins and rimming hairy buttholes covered with dingleberries.
Look for us soon on the cover of Trailer Park Weekly, as couple of the year.
+Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #460,972
knitters
+Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 11 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #460,973
Wade.
Thanks again for the nasty lip herpes, you pervert. If I’d have known that I’d carry a crusty reminder of you smack dab in the middle of my horseface at varying times for the rest of my life, I highly doubt that I would have ever climbed into the backseat of that big sexy blue boat of an Oldsmobile you had. (Well, I would have at least thought twice about it.) Whatever shit you passed on to me isn’t dainty, either. It wallops my entire face for anywhere from two weeks to a month. How’s a girl supposed to cheat on her husband looking like this? Not even the guys who live in trailers want a piece of this. And I can’t even cover it up. (Have you figured out anything that hides these things, by the way? E-mail me back with tips if you don’t mind.) I don’t know which is more jarring-the bubbles situated just above my upper lip in varying shades of red reflecting the different stages of the outbreak, or the ghostly-white concealer-the only kind that even comes close to matching this pasty skin---used to cover it up. And for real, dude, I think you and I both know that this equine face doesn’t need any help being jarring. It’s also really hard to yell at my kids because every time I open my mouth too wide, the sore cracks again and starts bleeding all over the place. You’re an asshole.
+Anonymous D — 11.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #460,974
@OP
> She says she really likes how I get off on slobbering all over unwashed foreskins and rimming hairy buttholes covered with dingleberries.
>
> Look for us soon on the cover of Trailer Park Weekly, as couple of the year.
nice madpost, fagbert
+Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #460,981
@OP
Your amount of mad over someone you've never met, and never will meet, is amazing. Really, you get hung up on the silliest shit, fagbertha.
@previous (D)
Please respect xir choices, it's fagbertha* now.
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #461,217
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