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Topic: Salaam. Happy Ramadan everyone!

+Anonymous A11.1 years ago #42,179

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+Anonymous B11.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #460,379

BaconPorkTenderloin.jpgBacon-Brown Sugar Pork Tenderloin

Serves 4

1 pork tenderloin (about 1 1/2 pounds)
3 tablespoons brown sugar
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika (regular can be substituted)
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
4 to 6 slices good-quality bacon
1 tablespoon canola oil (or other neutral high-heat oil)
1/4 cup Major Grey's Chutney (See Recipe Note)
2 tablespoons whole grain or Dijon mustard

Preheat the oven to 350°F. Remove the silverskin (the silvery-white connective tissue running along the top) from the pork tenderloin with a sharp knife. Pat the tenderloin dry with paper towels and set aside.

Combine the brown sugar, salt, paprika, and cayenne in a small bowl. Rub all of the mixture into the pork tenderloin. Wrap the tenderloin with the strips of bacon, securing along the sides with toothpicks.

Heat the canola oil in a large cast iron skillet, or other oven-proof skillet, over medium-high heat until sizzling. Add the bacon-wrapped tenderloin and sear - do not disturb it while it's searing - until deep caramel brown, about 6 to 8 minutes. Flip the tenderloin and continue searing until the other side is browned.

Mix the chutney and mustard in a small bowl and brush generously over the top of the tenderloin. Transfer the skillet to the oven and cook the tenderloin until a probe thermometer reads 140°F, approximately 10 to 14 minutes.

Remove from the oven and loosely tent with foil. Rest for 10 to 15 minutes to allow the tenderloin to finish cooking and for the juices to redistribute into the meat. Remove toothpicks and slice into 1/4- to 1/2-inch pieces for serving. Serve with any leftover chutney on the side.

Please invite your Jewish friends to share.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #460,382

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Thanks, Google!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #460,384

@460,379 (B)
Salaam. Unfortunately I have no Jewish friends, but I would like to make some. Thank you for your recipe, but pork is haraam, but bil hana wa ash shifa. I would be happy to teach you more about Islam, brother or sister.

+Anonymous D11.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #460,387

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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #460,388

the most beautiful image in the history of the world.jpg

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #460,390

@460,387 (D)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Salaam. I appreciate your enthusiasm for your cultural dishes, but I must abstain myself. Why Muslims don't eat bacon.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #460,392

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> Trichina disease is especially common in Europe countries. Although firm veterinary measures are taken, trichina epidemic is still seen in Sweden, England and Poland.

No it isn't.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #460,396

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Salaam, brother, I understand you may be misinformed on the prevalence of this parasitic disease in your beloved Europe, subhanallah, but hopefully this will illuminate you.

> In the developing world, most infections are associated with undercooked pork. For example, in Thailand, between 200 and 600 cases are reported annually around the Thai New Year. This is mostly attributable to a particular delicacy, larb, which calls for undercooked pork as part of the recipe. In parts of Eastern Europe, the World Health Organization (WHO) reports some swine herds have trichinosis infection rates above 50%, and there are correspondingly large numbers of human infections Trichinellosis/Trichinosis

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #460,398

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Where in the Qur'an is that specific disease mentioned?

+Anonymous F11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,401

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Verse 174 of Chapter 2 (Al-Baqarah) in The Holy Quran prohibiting 'the blood and flesh of swine'
He has made unlawful for you that which dies of itself and blood and the flesh of swine and that on which the name of any other than Allah has been invoked. But he who is driven by necessity, being neither disobedient nor exceeding the limit, then surely, Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful.
---Quran, Al-Baqara 2:173

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,402

2_173.png@460,398 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Salaam. Only the consumption of pork is mentioned in the Qu'ran. It gladdens my heart that you desire to learn more about Islam, brother! I encourage you to call 877-WHY-ISLAM.

> He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced [by necessity], neither desiring [it] nor transgressing [its limit], there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,403

@460,401 (F)
Teslam idak.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,410

I'm not even hungry. jus thirsty af

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,411

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That doesn't say anything about "sulphur-rich copiously myxoid connective tissue", "growth hormon (sic)", "histamin and imtidazol" or "trichina disease". Stop trying to retcon Western scientific discoveries into your silly little mythology. Also, get someone to proofread that fucking website. Thanks.

+Anonymous H11.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,412

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As an inventor, I can confirm this.

C͎̯̝i̝̗̦a͈̹͉̩̺͈o̳̬̰, ͔͕T̼̱̹̰͖h̳ͅe̘ ̱͙̹I͎n͖̪͉v̮̩e̖̮̣ṉ͖̞̼͈t͉̩o̬͖̻̯̖̖͉r̫͖,̰

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,432

@460,411 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I think you're looking at this all wrong, brother, the revelation of this disease only offers further evidence as to the wisdom of abstaining from the flesh of swine. Read the Holy Qu'ran for yourself and meditate on the words of the prophet, Muhammad, pbuh, and reach your own conclusions. I, for one, am not trying to convert someone who has no desire to convert, but merely offering you information, since you seem to be seriously misinformed about Islam.

@460,410 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Salaam, that's one of the hardest parts of fasting, but it's worth it. :D

@previous (H)
I beg your pardon?

·Anonymous H11.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,443

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> being this mad about nikola tesla

C̼͙̻͙͎͈i̮͙̠a͉o̰̮̻͇̝ͅ,̜̪̻̮̯͙ ̭̞͖̤̜Th̯̯̩̠̘̪̥e ̣̣I̪̝̬͍ͅn̞͉v͔e̦͔͕̲̙ͅn͕t̘͉͔̞̳̫ͅor͈̮̗.͚̦̠

+Anonymous I11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,446

mudslimeism is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #460,451

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Nice effortpost. See @previous (I)

+Anonymous J11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #460,521

Fuck islam, kill every muslim.

+Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.11.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #460,525

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I believe in equality.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #460,531

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Agreed.

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