Topic: So a gal that I used to work with emailed me out of the blue after four years. This poses a question

+Anonymous A — 11.1 years ago #42,104

Me. A 46 year old divorced accountant with no social media accounts.
Her. A 44 year old divorcée with two kids who must be about 16 and 12 by now.

She claimed in her email that she lost all of her contacts when she lost her phone and was attempting to verify my email address. She asked how I was doing in a follow up email after I confirmed my email and she hinted at coffee.

My question. Is there any chance that she was thinking about me this whole time or is she just out of options and going through her electronic Rolodex looking for a sap?

Be honest. I can take it.

+Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #459,775

> two kids
Avoid.

+Anonymous C — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #459,776

itt: loser OP asks us to confirm he is a loser..

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,784

@459,775 (B)
The older you get, the harder it is to find sex partners who dont have children.

+Anonymous E — 11.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,785

Only if you found her attractive? Nothing to lose if you pick a quality place for coffee.

·Anonymous B — 11.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,787

@459,784 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
It's also easier to end up in a relationship only because the woman wanted to dump her kids on you as well.

+Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,788

@previous (B)
If the 16 year old is a girl? In just two years she will be street legal. Of course the girl is probably butt ugly.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.1 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,791

@OP

> Me. A 46 year old divorced accountant

Cool story bro.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,792

@459,788 (F)
What the fuck are you saying?

·Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,795

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
If you follow the old testament bible begats? Or Woody Allen's current marriage?
Not saying its right but shit happens.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,796

@previous (F)
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

·Anonymous F — 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,797

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Me either. Work is boring at the moment, so I post some junk.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,798

@previous (F)
Oh, ok.
Carry on.

+Anonymous I — 11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,799

Lynch niggers hl3 confirmed

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,800

@previous (I)
I'm not sure I understand, do I need to go lynch a nigger to ensure hl3 is confirmed, or does the historical lynching of niggers serve to confirm hl3? Please clarify.

·Anonymous I — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,807

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

yes

+Anonymous J — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,813

@459,800 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
So... you haven't been lynching subhumans as sacrifices to the old gods this whole time? I don't even know who you are any more.

·Anonymous J — 11.1 years ago, 48 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,814

@OP
> > two kids
> Avoid.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #459,816

@459,813 (J)
I wasn't sure if a specifically designated offering was required in this case.

·Anonymous J — 11.1 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #459,855

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well that really depends on the god in question, but most will accept subhumans as fair offerings. However 'subhuman' is an umbrella term that includes autists, mutants, mole people, etc as well, so basically anyone you can lure to an ice cream social will most likely work.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #459,860

@459,787 (B)
True but that doesnt change that most people have children by the age of 40.

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