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<frank_usrs> ok, story time

<WhoreosNMilf> yay

<frank_usrs> where the fuck do i even startt

<WhoreosNMilf> the first "incident"

<WhoreosNMilf> I mean, unless this is going to be a Tarrantino 'artistic' story

<frank_usrs> nah, that's too anti-climactic

<frank_usrs> so uh

<Joseph> he'll need to create a sperg handbook for it

<WhoreosNMilf> lol

<frank_usrs> on the first day in my 2nd year class, i was paired up with this guy, right

<frank_usrs> to do a silly little assignment

<frank_usrs> my first thoughts were that this was just a regular guy, just slightly socially awkward

<frank_usrs> but nope

<frank_usrs> this guy was a big minecraft fan, like every autist, and was browsing funnyjunk day in and day out

<frank_usrs> it was to the point that he often got told off for ignoring the teacher during class

<WhoreosNMilf> hahaha

<frank_usrs> the first incident happened during a presentation

<frank_usrs> we were supposed to pick some sort of electronics-related tool and hold a presentation about it

<frank_usrs> this guy couldn't be fucked

<WhoreosNMilf> so he goes up there and reads funnyjunk to everyone?

<frank_usrs> instead, during his presentation, he took his laptop to the teacher's desk and just read off of wikipedia's "multimeter" article

<WhoreosNMilf> wooooow

<frank_usrs> now, it could just be that this guy didn't bother memorising what he had written or some shit, but i became suspicious, opened my laptop and went on wikipedia

<frank_usrs> then showed my classmates where he was in the article, which gave us a good laugh

<frank_usrs> of course, because this guy was extremely unsympathetic and shit, we told the teacher

<frank_usrs> likely resulting in him getting a failing grade on that assignment

<WhoreosNMilf> the teacher could see his screen I take it?

<frank_usrs> nope

<frank_usrs> she was sitting in the back of the classroom

<WhoreosNMilf> ah'

<frank_usrs> and guess what?

<frank_usrs> this happened *twice*

<frank_usrs> he pulled the same stunt some time later

<WhoreosNMilf> fucking lol

<frank_usrs> obviously he didn't learn his lesson

<frank_usrs> the second time, i was again able to pinpoint the wikipedia article in question

<WhoreosNMilf> sounds like he's just in there because his mom signed him up for clases

<frank_usrs> and be able to follow it during his speech

<frank_usrs> actually, the second time he was a bit more sophisticated

<frank_usrs> and found it on some random site

<frank_usrs> but i was still able to google the words he spoke and find it

<WhoreosNMilf> heh

<frank_usrs> we told the teacher again, btw

<WhoreosNMilf> of course

<frank_usrs> so after the first incident, we had a test, right

<frank_usrs> standard procedure

<frank_usrs> sit on your butt, do the fucking test, don't speak or do other shit, etc, etc

<frank_usrs> apparently, this is too hard to comprehend for this guy

<WhoreosNMilf> 3 instructions is a lot for a severe autist

<frank_usrs> the fuckhead stood up in the middle of the test, grabbed a bottle of denatured alcohol (used for soldering), and snuck up on me

<frank_usrs> i think he was going to pour it in my shirt or something

<frank_usrs> but i could sense he was there, so i turned around quickly and smacked the bottle out of his hand, creating a mess

<frank_usrs> im not making this up

<frank_usrs> there's actually a fuckhead out there who thought this would be a cool thing to do

<WhoreosNMilf> it doesn't surprise me too much, honestly

<WhoreosNMilf> which is really sad

<frank_usrs> he had to clean the mess up, everyone gave him bad looks, etc, but he tried blaming me for the mess

<Joseph> riveting tale

<WhoreosNMilf> I'm guessing the teacher was not buying it?

<frank_usrs> i believe the teacher was setting at the desk, reading some shit

<frank_usrs> or was outside the classroom

<WhoreosNMilf> some teacher

<frank_usrs> oh, and guess which grade he got on that test

<WhoreosNMilf> F-

<frank_usrs> yeah, the lowest, failing grade

<WhoreosNMilf> *shock*

<frank_usrs> because he didn't bother doing the test, he copypasted some shit from a "random gibberish generator" site into a word document

<frank_usrs> complete fuckwit

<WhoreosNMilf> wwas it a random gibberish generator, or a Syntax post?

<frank_usrs> what's the difference?

<frank_usrs> anyway

<frank_usrs> despite these incidents, i tried to be nice, you know

<frank_usrs> i tried helping him with his shitty minecraft mod

<Joseph> since when did u kno java

<WhoreosNMilf> one comes from the wild internet and one comes from cardiff by the sea see cee

<frank_usrs> java is easy if you know another language

<frank_usrs> anyway, some fun things happened

<Joseph> also image uploaded http://i.imgur.com/Iq6i2AO.jpg

<frank_usrs> the dude somehow smashed his laptop monitor

<frank_usrs> got it replaced for ~$180, then smashed it again a week after

<WhoreosNMilf> wow

<Joseph> rip

<frank_usrs> i think he became wary of me, though

<frank_usrs> i decided to have some fun by flooding his minecraft forum with leetchan spam

<frank_usrs> after that, he pretty much never spoke with me and tried avoiding me as much as possible

<Joseph> lmao

<frank_usrs> which is a bit hard to do, since i was sitting right next to the fucker

<Joseph> how did he know it was you

<WhoreosNMilf> lololol

<frank_usrs> because i did it right in front of him, obviously

<WhoreosNMilf> damlol

<Joseph> oh

<frank_usrs> the last incident i recall was working on a project in class

<frank_usrs> we were setting up a cable distribution network or some shit, and i was unfortunate enough to have him on my group

<frank_usrs> the guy just didn't give a fuck

<frank_usrs> while i was mounting cables and switch boxes and shit, this guy was sitting down, spinning a coke bottle

<WhoreosNMilf> he probably shoved it up his ass later

<frank_usrs> the teacher walked in, saw him doing nothing and got pissed

<frank_usrs> i dont quite remember what happened, but i think he either went home or stood up and pretended to do shit so he wouldn't get told off again

<frank_usrs> the end

<WhoreosNMilf> sounds like a wanker

<frank_usrs> he was a wanker

<frank_usrs> i think he didn't finish his semester either

<frank_usrs> iirc, he was going to do a different 2nd year course

<WhoreosNMilf> there was a black guy in my sql class who would browse reddit for the whole period, but nothing else really happened

<frank_usrs> reminds me of the nerd i saw at the beginning of my school year (he was in the class above me, luckily)

<frank_usrs> attended the opening thing wearing a suit and lugging around a briefcase

<WhoreosNMilf> lol

<frank_usrs> whipped up his stinkpad running linux and started browsing reddit

<WhoreosNMilf> did he think it was a job fair?

<frank_usrs> i dont know

<WhoreosNMilf> oh wow

<frank_usrs> a few months later, i also saw him on my way to school

<frank_usrs> he lived in a dorm close by

<frank_usrs> haven't seen him since, so i assume he dropped out

<frank_usrs> he was fat too

<frank_usrs> literally the only thing lacking was a fedora

<frank_usrs> maybe that was his lunix distro, lmao

<WhoreosNMilf> not enough free software on campus to satisfy his shell addiction

<frank_usrs> and keep in mind, the opening thing was like an introduction to the educational institute and showing us where the cafeterias, classrooms and all that shit are

<frank_usrs> there was literally no reason to bring a laptop at all

<WhoreosNMilf> eoe

<WhoreosNMilf> *wow

<frank_usrs> shame i couldn't see what subreddit it was

<Joseph> r/linux_cucks

<frank_usrs> i would have loved to photograph him browsing reddit, finding his reddit username and PMing the photo to him

<WhoreosNMilf> that would be grate

<frank_usrs> yeah, would be hilarious

<WhoreosNMilf> r/atheist_linux

<frank_usrs> linux_cucks is an actual subreddit

<frank_usrs> well, that's enough badmouting others to make me feel better about myself

<frank_usrs> im gonna play vidya

<WhoreosNMilf> sounds good

<Ferus> i was in an assembly class this last semester and there was some guy in front of me who was always either playing lol or redditing

<Ferus> i overheard him say to other classmates on first test day that he had no clue what was going on

<frank_usrs> lmao

<frank_usrs> i was always playing sm64 during 2nd year

<frank_usrs> but i actually got good grades

<frank_usrs> everyone else were playing games too, so it's not as if i was sticking out like a sore thumb

<Ferus> i dont care if people multitask in lectures, so long as they understand what the fuck they're learning tbh

<frank_usrs> why do you care at all, lol

<frank_usrs> it's their problem

<Ferus> waste of taxpayer money

<Ferus> especially if they get grants

<Ferus> but yeah is their problem in the end

<frank_usrs> over here, failing school means that any scholarship, etc. gets turned into debt

<Ferus> not the case here

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