Topic: who would win in a penis sword fight...Bert or wade..

+Anonymous A — 11.2 years ago #41,976

I don't do that faggot shit. ..I was just teasing wade..

+Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 17 minutes later[T] [B] #458,004

I don't think you're his type, bud. Besides you're probably a little too old for Wade anyway, you know, like most of the men you hit on. Maybe try finding men your own age?

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #458,005

Glad you won't do that, you'll lose anyway

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 11.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #458,009

@OP

> I don't do that faggot shit. ..I was just teasing wade..

I would simply sheathe my meat sword inside ur butt and claim victory!

but I'm not a fighter

@458,004 (B)
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
<3

+King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,021

@OP

+Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,024

@previous (King Louie )
Please post a non-thumbnail.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,031

@previous (F)

+Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 16 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,053

you're gay

you willingly save pictures of erect dicks on your phone and you claim its so you can tease other people? nobody believes that

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,068

@previous (G)
If that makes you gay then everyone here is a fucking faggot.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,073

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

I don't have any penises on my phone, or computer.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,076

@458,068 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
you tittilate me..

one day....sometime in the future...my hope is to make sweet southern love to you...after we have become much better acquainted..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,078

and kookie became strangely quiet..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,080

goddamnit..

this was supposed to be a magical moment..

I've been set the fuck up..motherfucking shit on a motherfucking stick..

fuck y'all..

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,081

goddamnit..

this was supposed to be a magical moment..

I've been set the fuck up..motherfucking shit on a motherfucking stick..

fuck y'all..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,082

goddamnit..

this was supposed to be a magical moment..

I've been set the fuck up..motherfucking shit on a motherfucking stick..

fuck y'all..

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,083

don't y'all say nothing to me...I know you were all in on this..

assholes..

+Anonymous I — 11.2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,084

@458,080 (A)
@458,081 (A)
@458,082 (A)
nice madpost

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,085

I'm done with this stupid shit...fuck this..

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,086

@previous (A)

People respond better; when there is a middle ground between stranger, and saying you wanna have coitus with them.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,087

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,088

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,089

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,090

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

·Anonymous I — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,091

@458,087 (A)
@458,087 (A)
@458,088 (A)
@458,089 (A)
> mad as fuck

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,092

@458,086 (King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw)
there IS/WAS you stupid fucktard...or at least there was for me..

I out of here..

I don't need to be hurt like this..

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,094

I'm at work, nigga!

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,095

@458,092 (A)

Nigga, just chill. 'Til the next episode.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,096

@458,094 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Stop trying to break Bert's heart, Kook. Wtf is wrong with you?!

·Anonymous I — 11.2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,097

this thread makes no sense other than op is an angry autist

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,098

@458,096 (B)
My heart is as black as the night.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,099

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You're one cold bitch to be sure... regardless, you need to stop leading Bert on. Just look what you're doing to him. If he doesn't stroke out after this latest blow it'll only be because of the grace of God.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,100

@previous (B)
I'm just being friendly.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,103

@458,099 (B)
he doesn't need to be lead on.
his penis is leading him to any creatures with a hole anyway.

+Anonymous J — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,113

Niggers inner niggger

+Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,114

Deja fucking vu. Bert pulls the same shit on everyone. Its why he doesnt speak to me now.

Remember the Ward, asram?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,117

@previous (Auntie Em )
I have no problem speaking to you..

I think you are hot...and interesting...but you have made it clear you are married....right?

I do not try and interfere with the sanctity of marriage... only assholes do that..

+Anonymous L — 11.2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #458,118

@458,103 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
True.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,198

@458,100 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
"Friendly" friendzoning a known sexual predator.

@458,103 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Touche.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,201

@previous (B)
I'm not worried that he'll rape me.

·Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,202

@458,198 (B)
She's worried she'll get a reputation for being a rapist raper.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,204

> tfw this is still a thread

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,206

@458,201 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Are you sure?

@458,202 (F)
So, they'll have like... a rape off? Is that a thing?

·Anonymous I — 11.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,210

@previous (B)
It is in prison.

·Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,216

@previous (I)
No that's called 'initiation'.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 11.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,221

@previous (F)
no that's called "another world"
prison has the same mentality as war as in "I'm in a completely different world than I am normally" and people act accordingly

·Anonymous I — 11.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,223

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I liked his answer better.

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,235

@previous (I)

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,238

@458,210 (I)
@458,216 (F)
So would it be considered a rape off or an initiation outside of prison?

P.S. Bets are now open for the Bert vs Kook rape off.

Bert, odds -9001
Kook, odds 27 cats

Min. bet of $25USDS, max. bet of $100USDS. BTC, Litecoin, and moneygram are all accepted. PM for details.

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,239

@previous (B)

Do you accept vital organs? I wanna put a pair of kidneys, and a liver on Kook.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,242

@previous (King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw)
Are the organs already removed?

If the organs are still in the donor and won't be removed until after the rape off I can put you in at the max bet on Kook. We can't really use organs that aren't fresh since the cannibal market has been taken over by the Triads.

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,246

@previous (B)

Indeed. Yes, they are still in the donor. What kind of miscreant would bet organs that aren't fresh? It's just a straight up dick move, I tells ya.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,247

@previous (King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw)
Excellent.

The miscreants in question are typically Slavs or Arabs for whatever reason. In the past we've had several bait and switch mishaps with the organ trade. Old organs from less than fresh corpses, other unusable organs (from unhealthy donors, donors with HIV/cancer/etc), animal organs being passed off as human organs, etc. There's no amount of anti-rejection meds in the world that will allow you to replace a human heart with a pig's heart ya' know. Some people just have no sense of pride or professionalism.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,248

@458,223 (I)
@458,235 (King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw)
makes sense, people don't like reality.

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,249

@458,247 (B)

Agreed, they can't see outside of their own little world. Blinded by the belief that the key to happiness is money. In turn, they don't care how they get it, or who gets hurt in the process. It makes me sick to think these people are out there walking the street, and creating a bad name for organ harvesters everywhere.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,250

@previous (King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw)
Exactly. Obviously an unusable organ that's transplanted will kill whoever receives it, but you're right, they just don't care. These scumfucks really are a stain on the trade. You should see our blacklist, there must be almost 30 Muhammads on it, although there are a lot more Russian names on the list recently due to the conflict in the Ukraine. War is always a mixed bag for our trade. Plenty of extra organs to go around but only a small minority can be used.

@OP
To make things interesting and to give you a little incentive in the match and since a liver has been placed as a bet, we'll offer you a free liver transplant if you win. You better start training, Bert.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,251

@458,238 (B)
27 dogs you fuck face

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,252

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Back off terrierkin scum. You don't get a say in your odds.

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,257

@458,250 (B)

Word. My grandfather started buying organs back in 1937, by 1942 there were so many bad organs coming in, that he had no choice but to switch to harvesting. We've been harvesting ever since.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,259

@458,252 (B)
Yes I do. Dogs give me my strength and cock punching ability.

·Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,262

@458,238 (B)
So wait, is that 'less than 9001' or 'negative 9001'?

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,265

@458,257 (King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw)
Your grandfather made the right choice I think. Harvesting is the way to go if you can put a good team together and have a private helicopter or jet. The organ trade is just one facet of our business really, but it has been lucrative over the years. Bone marrow is where the money is at nowadays, too bad it's so much more hassle.

@previous (F)
Either would be accurate.

@458,259 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You can't bring dogs into the rape off. I want a clean, fair fight. Bert isn't allowed to bring broken Everclear bottles or used syringes either.

Just pray to your terrier spirit animal guide thing or w/e for strength and cock punching ability.

P.S. You are allowed to wear a terrier's pelt though, as there are no rules against it. I'm not an expert on Norse mythology but I don't think the Ulfhednar ever wore terrier pelts... but that doesn't mean it wouldn't help.

·King Louie !sgO7UmMnWw — 11.2 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,274

@previous (B)

We're currently developing a new technology to help make the extraction of bone marrow much easier. We are still beta testing this device, and I can not tell you anymore about it, as it is top secret technology. I can promise to have my people call your people upon completion, however.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #458,284

@458,265 (B)
I would never use corporal dogs in battle. What if one was damaged?

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