Topic: I'm constipated
+Anonymous A — 11.2 years ago #41,921
Worst pain
+Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #457,456
Stick your finger in your ass and wiggle it around. It should break your turds apart for easier pooping.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,485
@previous (B)
> Stick your finger in your ass and wiggle it around. It should break your turds apart for easier pooping.
Matt tier shit-tick, warning.
> Stick your finger in your ass and wiggle it around. It should break your turds apart for easier pooping.
Matt tier shit-tick, warning.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,487
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,488
Op have some coffee along with a high fiber fruit or vegetable with the skin on. Dried fruits and cucumber work well for this.
If yoy have stool softeners, take them.
When it feels ready to come out, lube up your rectum and put your feet on a stool or block to mimic a squatting position when you sit on the toilet.
Good luck!
If yoy have stool softeners, take them.
When it feels ready to come out, lube up your rectum and put your feet on a stool or block to mimic a squatting position when you sit on the toilet.
Good luck!
·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,489
Being he said this 16 hrs ago, I wonder if he pooped, or if his finger got stuck in his ass????
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,511
+Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,512
@457,487 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Look... if OP actually has an impaction they can go have a nice nurse rectify it instead.
Look... if OP actually has an impaction they can go have a nice nurse rectify it instead.
·Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,513
+Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,525
·Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,526
@457,512 (E)
AND..
I love you kook..
my actions may seem unloving sometimes...cause...hey I am not perfect...but I dig you to the utmost and am always tittilated with your awesome exciting ways..
you turn me on in more tja n a few ways..
I want to know you better.
AND..
I love you kook..
my actions may seem unloving sometimes...cause...hey I am not perfect...but I dig you to the utmost and am always tittilated with your awesome exciting ways..
you turn me on in more tja n a few ways..
I want to know you better.
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·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,541
+Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,563
·Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,595
@previous (G)
You made the pun worth it. Ty.
@457,541 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I'll leave such decisions to you and your God, m'am.
@457,525 (F)
No one is shocked that you're into humiliation.
You made the pun worth it. Ty.
@457,541 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I'll leave such decisions to you and your God, m'am.
@457,525 (F)
No one is shocked that you're into humiliation.
·Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,596
·Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,610
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,625
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