Topic: Nigga fairy tales for little niggas
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago #41,920
- Three little piggas -
Once upon a time, there're 3 piggas
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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #457,442
They all got kicked outta theys apartments cuz they was caught cooking meth and they din't wanna pay the landlord his cut.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,443
The first pigga was gonna build his new home with buncha weeds but he goes
"Nah fuk house fukkin wastin mah goo o' stash o' weed"
and smoke them instead
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,444
Second pigga be all
"Dayum where all mah Hennessy gone?"
So he took his food stamps and bought another bottle and drank it all up in the parking lot.
then stumbled around for a bit before passing out in an old watermelon box
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,446
The third pigga spotted a KFC delivery van on the street,
he rushed up to the driver seat and pull out his gun and goes
"Ged da fuk out n han ova oll yaw chink'n fore I put a cap in yaw bitch S"
Alas, guess now who have a nice van to sleep in and a big fried chicken dinner tonight
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,448
Then along come Big Bad Wolff and see pigga numbah 3 eatin delicious chikkinz.
Wolff go up and say "Yo dawg, das sum nice chikkinz you gots dere. Be a shame if you blood get all ovah it."
And the Wolff pulled his switchblade on the pigga and sez "Now you bedda gimme dat chikken, pigga."
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,449
The pigga #3 saw wolf's pathetic little switchblade, thinkin that can steall his KFC away,
he can't help but laugh in his face, drop his pants down and say,
"Dawg yo wan ged mah chinkin wif day sissy toy? How bout u ged dis greeci black weinnar 'stead, bitch?"
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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,450
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
So Wolff laff and say "Yo dawg, I herd you's a sausage so Imma put mah sausage up yo ass and let mah bitch have some sausage while she has some sausage, uknowutimsaying dawg?"
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,451
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
"Iknowutusayin dawg, you wan me fukin pop a cap in yall herry ess, put mah greeci black weinnar in yo bitch cream filld froat, n haf mah pigga brada bang da fukin herrbal outta her cunt n ess." The pigga #3 said, while pointing his gun at the wolff's face.
*BANG* The Big Bad Wolff got put down.
"Dawg shit."
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,452
So pigga numbah 3 holla to his bruddahs and dey all gang-banged the Big Bad Bitch.
Then pigga nummer 3 put his greasy black sausage in dat bitch's throat and he huffed and he puffed and he blew his load deep down her cum filled throat.
And they smoked weed and drank Hennessy and fucked the bitch's brains out all night long until the fuzz found Wolff's body in da chikkin truck and come a-knockin' on his door.
+Anonymous C — 11.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,455
Finally da popo show up. Dey shoot pigga 1 and pigga 2, cos dey be unarmed. Dey beat the living fuk out of pigga 3 and take him to pigga jail.
All da piggas in dat town start rioting.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,459
The pigga riot keeps going larger and larger and eventually it is out of control, forcing the president pigga to pick a scapegoat, a monkie popo who was there when the white popos beat the shit out of the piggas, and throw him into the same jail. The riot then finally die down, and the piggas in jail got a nice new fuck toy, and are living happily ever after.
+Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,473
Epilogue: "Niggers".
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