Topic: My farts itch
+Blumpy — 11.4 years ago #41,917
When they come out of my butt I get a major itching sensation around my assring...thoughts?
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.4 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #457,424
FattFucker/10
+Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,447
@OP
Just use this to scratch your anus, and the itch will go away.
+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,458
@previous (C)
Is that a little bottle of crack cocaine in his other hand?
·Blumpy (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,464
I tried something last night that seems to help. I run me a warm bath and sit in it to fart. Seems to relieve some of the itching when I expel my humanoidal methane.
+Dead Pool !.WnZJmh3XY — 11.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,503
@457,447 (C)
Omfg, looks soo tasty!
@457,447 (C) +kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,504
@457,458 (D)
It might be poppers or cocaine
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,506
@457,503 (Dead Pool !.WnZJmh3XY)
> madaboutwade
well, at least that's some variety for once
+Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,508
@OP
> assring
You have a piercing in your anus?
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