Topic: Accept Blunty as your lord and savior!
+King Louie — 11.2 years ago #41,906
Blunty sent his only begotten buds, to die for our illnesses. And yay, did Blunty smiled upon the land, and created the many trees, apes, insects, aracnids, and what not. Not to mention, the various fruits and vegetables, and what not. Yay, was this garden of great diversity a haven for the first man, and woman. Which, blunty made totally equal, because Blunty isn't a dick. Until they smoked of the buds of knowledge, and blunty said, "You boomba clats no onnger welcome ere in mah garden!". Then blunty cast them out. Then, the first man and woman banged, again, and again. Then their children banged each other. So on, and so forth. Now we have the pool of incest that is modern society. That's why, you should carry your own towel, you never know where a hotel towel has been.
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+Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #457,335
> Bluntly: Not My Bud
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·King Louie (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,341
+Anonymous C — 11.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,414
lol potheads..
+Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,436
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,439
·Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,460
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
My mother kept me up late. She hasnt had anyone to talk to in a long time so we're catching up and i am exhausted :)
My mother kept me up late. She hasnt had anyone to talk to in a long time so we're catching up and i am exhausted :)
·King Louie (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,469
·Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,477
@previous (King Louie )
Blunty has filled my heart with an uncharacteristic kindness toward others. May Blunty save us all!
Blunty has filled my heart with an uncharacteristic kindness toward others. May Blunty save us all!
·King Louie (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,478
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,480
@457,477 (Auntie Em )
Blunty is the superhero we need in order to save this world from hatred and fear.
Blunty is the superhero we need in order to save this world from hatred and fear.
·Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,538
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,562
·King Louie (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,577
@457,538 (Auntie Em )
Blunty is a 8 foot tall blunt, wrapped in weed leaves, with huge dreadlocks of solid gold. He also wears a magical Rasta hat, where he stores all the buds. He smells of the dankest dank that has ever been, and will ever be. As mentioned before, that nigga got a flying lion. He has also been known to hang around with Flaming M-16 Wielding Rastafarian Bigfoot.
Blunty is a 8 foot tall blunt, wrapped in weed leaves, with huge dreadlocks of solid gold. He also wears a magical Rasta hat, where he stores all the buds. He smells of the dankest dank that has ever been, and will ever be. As mentioned before, that nigga got a flying lion. He has also been known to hang around with Flaming M-16 Wielding Rastafarian Bigfoot.
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