Topic: Accepting Satan as your Savior and Lord
+Anonymous A — 11.2 years ago #41,888
O Mighty Lord Satan, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms and place myself unreservedly under thy all powerful protection.Comfort me and deliver me from all of the hindrances and snares of those who wish to harm me, both seen and unseen.
Visit justice and vengeance upon those who seek my destruction. Render them powerless and devastated. Direct their malice to return upon them tenfold and to destroy them who would resent my being.
Fill my soul with thy invincible power, strengthen me, that I may persevere in my service, and act as an agent of thy works and a vessel of thy will.
This I ask in your name, almighty and ineffable Lord Satan who liveth and reigneth forevermore.
+Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #457,174
·Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,175
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,176
+Anonymous C — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,177
+Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,178
+Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,179
Look, I'll agree that the guy plays a great guitar and maybe had some nice tunes in the 1970s, but come on.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,182
+Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,195
·Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,197
@457,182 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I like to sing 'joy to the world' sometimes at work..
there is a girl named Joy who is red on the head like the dick on a dog there and she is smoking hot...and always wears jeans that accentuate her perfect ass..
I would do anything for her if she asked...she is sweet as soda pop..
I like to sing 'joy to the world' sometimes at work..
there is a girl named Joy who is red on the head like the dick on a dog there and she is smoking hot...and always wears jeans that accentuate her perfect ass..
I would do anything for her if she asked...she is sweet as soda pop..
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,201
+King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,229
·ANON7 (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,234
@(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
By looking at that picture, he sure hangs out with a lot of old people.
Must be the retirement home's once a year outside party.
By looking at that picture, he sure hangs out with a lot of old people.
Must be the retirement home's once a year outside party.
+Anonymous J — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,237
@OP
Repent!
Repent!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,239
+Anonymous K — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,244
·Anonymous J — 11.2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,246
·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,252
·Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,255
·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,258
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,261
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,281
@457,246 (J)
> Imma pray for you, bud.
Make sure you pray to Our Loving Father Satan, and not to the evil god or jesus.
> Imma pray for you, bud.
Make sure you pray to Our Loving Father Satan, and not to the evil god or jesus.
·Anonymous J — 11.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,313
@previous (A)
"Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns."
"Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns."
·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #457,318
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,344
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,358
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,364
+Anonymous L — 11.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,365
@previous (A)
blasphemy... you will beg for someone to dip their finger in water and touch it to your tongue..
blasphemy... you will beg for someone to dip their finger in water and touch it to your tongue..
·Anonymous J — 11.2 years ago, 22 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,412
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