Topic: >Thinking of making up a moe-tified muhammad, becoz the lawn
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago #41,880
> Come up with name "Moehammad"
> Google to see if someone already stole my TRUE and ORIGINAL idea
> Found out it is an ACTUAL VALID name
> mfw
+Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #457,018
inb4 tinyhime nukes the whole fucking board and steals its features
+Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,023
I work in a call center, I've seen thousands of names, and every day I see names (first and last) that I have never seen before. Just about every variation of Muhammad you can imagine exists. You'd think after talking to over 40,000 people I'd be surprised to see a name I'd never seen before, but every day I see about a dozen more.
+King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,026
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
There's a life lesson in that.
·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,027
@previous (King Louie )
The lesson is that human culture varies much more than we realize. What we think of as typical names really aren't so typical in the sea of names out there.
·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,029
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
I was thinking along the lines of, life is full of surprises, and we can never possibly know everything there is to know. That too, I guess.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,034
@457,023 (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
> Just about every variation of Muhammad you can imagine exists.
Umm let's try some......
Moohammer
MuhamUMad
Muraghead
Mohommod
Mohomo
KiddiThucka
·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,035
moo ham mad as hell
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,036
@previous (B)
Mooham Madashell
actually sounds like a legit name, Moo-ham Me-da-shell
·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 56 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,037
madasfook sounds better
·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,038
These all sound like normal names to me after what I've seen. One of my favorites was an Asian guy named Qing-Long Huang.
+Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,040
@457,027 (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
I was thinking along the lines of people are horrible stewards of their native languages.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 16 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,041
@457,038 (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
As an Asian, that name doesn't look special to me.
·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #457,042
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
It's what it sounds like in English that is exceptional.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,044
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
As an Asian managed to learn to speak Chinglish, that name still doesnt sounds exceptionally exception to me.
I mean, it's not like Lik-Ka Kok, or Long-Fat Wang or any other obvious dick jokes
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
+Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,046
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
One Hung Low is a most proper Chinese name.
One Hung Lo calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Lo, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Lo calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
great. I be work soon..... you got nice house."
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,048
@previous (F)
it's a good joke name, but most proper? nah far from it
+Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,049
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Wai So Dim? Sum Ting Wong Yu Stin Ki Pu
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #457,050
@previous (G)
Chai Ha Dar
·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,052
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Mad As Hell should be Anonymous G's name
·Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,053
@previous (B)
Yu sum dum gai.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,058
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,065
grate thread. And I'm expecting delivery on the OP, complete with chibi explosive devices.
@457,044 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Huang sounds like wang.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Borg !!uShuoNeCJ — 11.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,074
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You think when Qing-Long Huang was in high school the other boys would bow to him?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #457,079
@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
Probably, or at least until some faggot actually asked to see it and proved that his Huang is not, in fact, Quing-Long.
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
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