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Topic: Accepting Jesus as your Savior and Lord

+Anonymous A11.2 years ago #41,850

jewsdidwtc.pngHeavenly Father, I come to you in the name of Jesus:

I here and now repent for my sins, and believe in Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
I believe that Christ died for me, as my substitute, and rose from the dead according to the Scriptures.
Thank you God, for sending Your Son, and paying my debt in full.
Even though I was separated from You by my sins, You saw me helpless, and fallen, and loved me enough to die for me.
I believe that Jesus suffered the penalty of my sins, and paid the full price to clear my debt.
Your Word declares that His Precious Blood, sinless and Divine, pays for all of my sins.
Because He suffered my penalty, I am now free.
No sin remains to condemn me. I'm no longer guilty before You.
I believe the good news of the Cross, and Your promise that
"Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved." (Acts 2:21)
I ask Your forgiveness, and I now receive Jesus Christ into my life as my Savior.
Today, I accept Your gift of love, mercy, peace and eternal life.
I declare by faith that Jesus Christ now lives in me.
I am a new creation in Christ, born of God with the life of Jesus in me.
I trust the blood of Christ blots out every sin from my life. My record is clean by Your mercy.
According to Your Word, I am now forgiven, I am now saved.
Amen.

+Anonymous B11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #456,521

Now, do us a favor and kill yourself.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #456,522

@previous (B)
The bible forbids suicide as well you know. I'm sorry that your low self esteem makes you lash out at people online who are only trying to help you. Christ is the answer, brother.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #456,523

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Upgrade to Pisslam.

·Anonymous B11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,530

@456,522 (A)
He forbids suicides, but kills people everyday? Not the kind of god I want watching over me.

You go ahead and continue in your make believe fantasy, but quit forcing your shit on everyone, or I'll be more than happy to force my beliefs upon you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,531

@previous (B)
I understand your confusion and frustration. Many who are angry at God are merely angry with themselves and do not understand or appreciate his love. It sounds like you are deeply troubled, brother. Please contact your local priest for guidance or feel free to contact one of these fine hotlines for further spiritual guidance.

Christian Counseling Services-General

General needs 24/7: 1-888-NEEDHIM
DGCC Prayer Line, 708-512-7011, (can Skype also)
Prayer and General Counseling www.prayerandhope.org, 1-866-599-2264
New Life Clinics 1-800-NEW-LIFE
National Prayer Line 1-800-4-PRAYER
Bethany Lifeline Pregnancy Hotline 1-800-BETHANY
Liberty Godparent Ministry 1-800-368-3336
The 700 Club Hotline 1-800-759-0700
Want to know Jesus? 1-888-NEED-HIM
Biblical help for youth in crisis 1-800-HIT-HOME
Rapha National Network 1-800-383-HOPE
Emerge Ministries 330-867-5603
Meier Clinics 1-888-7-CLINIC or 1-888-725-4642
Association of Christian Counselors 1-800-526-8673
Minirth Clinic 1-888-MINIRTH (646-4784)
National Christian Counselors Association 1-941-388-6868
Pine Rest 1-800-678-5500
Timberline Knolls 1-877-257-9611

·ANON7 11.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,532

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·ANON7 11.2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,533

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,534

@456,532 (ANON7 )
@previous (ANON7 )
One day I hope that you'll open your heart to our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You need not be afraid, brother, God is on your side and he loves you dearly.

+Anonymous D11.2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,536

@456,530 (B)
enjoy your hellfire you rotten heathem bastard!!!
burn yo son of a bitch...burn for eternity..

·ANON7 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,538

@previous (D)

> enjoy your hellfire you rotten heathem bastard!!!
> burn yo son of a bitch...burn for eternity..

Wow, very christian like, you sad piece of shit. Is this how your "god" wants you to be?

Isn't one of the commandments "Thou shall not judge?" Congrats you fucktard, you committed a sin. Now get on your knees before your god, and suck his mighty staff.

+Anonymous E11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,540

@OP
Your so called Jesus, manufactures Pedophiles. Your so called Jesus rapes children.
Jesus during his life time was a Homosexual aka Faggot.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+King Louie 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,544

scumbag-jesus_o_914100.jpgJesus is a dick.

·Anonymous D11.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,553

@456,538 (ANON7 )
you stupid fucktard..

no...it is not one of the 'Commandments'

you dumbassed idots always spout that shit....dooo not judge...dooo not judge....blip blop bloop..
guess what motherfucker...if a tree falls in the woods and no one says anything about it falling...the fucking tree still fell you slow son of a bitch...
go rob a bank or diddle a twelve year old and then when they have you in court...just start hollering ' Dooo not judge!!' 'Dooo not judge!!!' and see how that works out for you..

·The Teacher 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,561

@previous (D)

> you stupid fucktard..
>
> no...it is not one of the 'Commandments'
>
> you dumbassed idots always spout that shit....dooo not judge...dooo not judge....blip blop bloop..
> guess what motherfucker...if a tree falls in the woods and no one says anything about it falling...the fucking tree still fell you slow son of a bitch...
> go rob a bank or diddle a twelve year old and then when they have you in court...just start hollering ' Dooo not judge!!' 'Dooo not judge!!!' and see how that works out for you..

Wow child, you really should lay off the kool aid.

And your grammar is ridiculous. Your mother should be ashamed of letting you stay home from school and letting your father butt rape you.

You are a pathetic child, a loser, a future child molester (you probably are already one), a future "gay to the max" man, and will suck any cock waved in your face.

We now dub you, "Puberty Boy."
Congratulations.

·King Louie 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,564

@previous (The Teacher )

> And your grammar is ridiculous.

Fail.

+Anonymous G11.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,582

@456,544 (King Louie )
I fucking love these.

·King Louie 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,584

jesus-memes-autumnbench.com-11.jpg@previous (G)

Me too.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,623

@456,536 (D)
Please, brother, there is no need for such harsh words. It's not our place to judge or condemn, that is God's work. Have a blessed day!

@456,561 (The Teacher )
Your heart seems so troubled... but I will pray for you, brother.

I do hope that one day you accept God's love and find the righteous path and there I think you'll find peace for that troubled heart of yours.

+Anonymous H11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,644

@previous (A)
What the Fuck? Your Jesus creates Pedos and Muslims who chop off childs heads. Your Gods love is a love that fucks a 6 year old for kicks.

·King Louie 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,646

@previous (H)

Dude.... So much troof. Made in his image, and shit.

+Anonymous I11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,678

Does God support forced euthanasia?

·King Louie 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,679

@previous (I)

If you will it, so shall it be.

+Borg !!uShuoNeCJ11.2 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,167

The Nicene Creed sounds better.

·Anonymous D11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,199

@previous (Borg !!uShuoNeCJ)
it works if you work it...but you got to keep on working it. .

+Anonymous K11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,200

@previous (D)
Did not work worth a shit for Jesus. He got hung out to dry.

·Anonymous D11.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #457,203

@previous (K)
He lives in Heaven...where do you live..
(rhetorical)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.8 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #478,852

You all still need Jesus.

+The Robot 10.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #478,853

Beep bop boop

+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.10.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #478,948

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+Anonymous N10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #478,974

@456,522 (A)

> The bible forbids suicide as well you know.

No it doesn't. The Bible makes no mention whatsoever of suicide. The Catholic church invented this bit of doctrine many years after the death of Christ, because early missionaries found people were immediately killing themselves when they heard about the 'glory of paradise which comes after death'. The Bible itself, and especially Jesus, say nothing on the subject. In fact Jesus' own death was technically a suicide.

+Anonymous O10.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #478,999

@previous (N)
it's one of the Ten Commandments...dumbass..


the more you know..

(Edited 8 minutes later.)


+Anonymous P10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #479,007

@previous (O)
Yes, murder and suicide are obviously the same thing.

·Anonymous O10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #479,009

@previous (P)
sure they are..

yep..


the more you know..

(Edited 20 seconds later.)


+Anonymous Q10.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #479,087

lel

·Anonymous N10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #479,088

@479,009 (O)

> sure they are..

So if I murder someone the court will charge me with "suicide"? Dumbass.

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