Topic: ATTN: King Louie

+Anonymous A — 11.2 years ago #41,796

hey whats goin on

+Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #455,913

Yo, fuck you and your shit, you are everything that is wrong with the world. I hope you get colorectal cancer and die a slow and painful death. Bump.

+King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #455,918

@previous (B)
I'm sorry you feel that way, If you'd like, you may fill out a costumer survey card. Just fill out requisite form F-639b, then turn the form in at our local facility. You will receive the card in 3-5 business days. Once you receive it, fill it out, seal it in an envelope, and cram it where ever your species traditionally crams things. Thank you for your continued support.

@OP
Oh, you know not much, just hanging out, getting my paper.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #455,919

@previous (King Louie )
You know damn well I have filled out 23 of those forms already and nothing has come of it. This is gotdayum egregious. Just put your manager on this time, I'm done with you and your supervisor's bullshit.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #455,926

@previous (B)
I am the manager, and I don't appreciate you taking all those forms, those are property of the company, and I must insist you pay restitution.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #455,929

@previous (King Louie )
I will not pay prostitution, this is outrageous, I'm writing a review on Yelp! right now and you will rue the day you fucked with me, King Luigi.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #455,935

@previous (B)

Good luck ruining my company, I've dealt with greater threats than some Italian king threatening to write a yelp review. I've battled with the hydra, and I've defeated Mecha Hitler, even when Stalin Clause came out of nowhere, and scissor kicked me in the head. I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP. You sir, however, are a fizzle.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

+Dachan-da — 11.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #455,945

@455,913 (B)
@455,918 (King Louie )
@455,919 (B)
@455,926 (King Louie )
@455,929 (B)
@previous (King Louie )
lol 10/10 bud

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,013

@455,935 (King Louie )
You haven't seen the full might of this Italian monarch, King Luigi, if that's even your real name, I promise you that within a fortnight your kingdom will fall, then I shall claim your piss tarp as my own, desecrate your battlestation, put your Pokemanz cards in alphabetical order, and take your wives and hand maidens as my own personal concubines. Your Seiðr won't save you this time. If you wish to spare the enslavement of your people, you will surrender promptly, and willingly.

In my mercy, I will grant you an opportunity for a gentlemen's duel to regain your honour once your kingdom has fallen.

+Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,014

When does this role play turn sexual?

·Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,016

@previous (E)
When OP takes his pants off.

·Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,019

@previous (D)
I was hoping the throbbage of B's cockage would be ready and willing enough to pierce through OP's clothing.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #456,021

@456,013 (B)

A pox on you, sir. Pox on your whole family. My pokemanz shall remain as haphazardly organized as always. You don't have what it takes to fight a real man's war. I will lay waste to your countrysides, rape your villages, and pillage your women. If it's a duel you want, it's a duel you shall have. Furthermore, it is you who shall rue. You shall rue the day you refused to pay prostitution. By the time I'm through, you'll be begging to pay all the prostitution. On that day, I will stand before you, and allow a chance to surrender, after licking my royal boots, which you begrudgingly accept. Then we shall feast on the many beasts of the land, but you, shall feast with the swine. Good day, sir!

+Auntie Em — 11.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,100

@previous (King Louie )
*Swoon*

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,115

@previous (Auntie Em )

+Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,128

This I must say, sounds EXCELLENT!!!

Great for a movie plot.

·Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,151

@previous (G)
I'd watch it.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,155

Only if Nicolas Cage gets to play every role.

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,167

@456,021 (King Louie )y
May Allah destroy your house and the house of those that gave birth to you, sir.

Your Pokemanz cards shall fall victim to my OCD as my peeps have already infiltrated your fortifications, after having kept an eye on you for some time. And the gall of you, sir, to dare bring up the likes of a pox after knowing my family's struggle with the varicella zoster virus.

You have insulted my honour for the last time, sir, and I now, officially, before all these tinycomradeen witnesses, challenge you to a proper duel, the winner to maintain their life and receive the pink slip to the loser's estates. As the challengee it is your right to choose the weapons to be used, whereas as the challenger it is my right to choose the place and time.

The duel is to take place at:
East Tennessee Intergroup of A.A.
5833 Clinton Hwy. Suite 202
Knoxville, TN 37912

It will begin shortly after the 11 o'clock meeting, making the duel take place at high noon.

You may bring a squire or vassal if you so desire, I will not need such assistance to end the likes of you, King Luigi.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,170

@previous (B)

Sadly, you fail to realize I've scrambled the M-420s, sent a squadron of reality distortion tanks, and even taken your mother to breakfast, and had a delightful conversation about "how green everything is this year". While you've been puttering around, challenging your obvious superiors to half baked duels. I've a mind to take you over my knee, and give you a thrashing upon our meeting. As for my weapon, I choose the branch of a willow, as it is proper for thrashing. If this roleplay has been satisfactory, please fill requisite form Q-648f, to receive a roleplay compliment card within 3-5 business days. Upon arrival, repeat aforementioned steps. Thank you for your continued support.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,174

@previous (King Louie )
Fulfilled my fetish to my satisfaction. Would recommend to strangers on chatroulette and omegle.

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,177

@previous (B)

Thank you for calling King Louie's strangely erotic British dignitary hotline. Your credit card has been billed. By the way, we got the money for the prostitution, also. Peace, nigga!

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #456,196

grate thread 2015

·Anonymous G — 11.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #456,208

Keep it up Anon B and King Louie, this is badass!!!

You have Channel ABC observing. This could be a chance for some air time.

Which, by the way, what shall the name of your movie be?

·King Louie — 11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #456,231

@previous (G)

B and I have come to the agreement that we need compensation to continue providing this service.

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