Topic: 42 things wrong with Syntax

+Anonymous A — 11.3 years ago #41,714

I'll start.

1. Everything is a 15 minute drive from him.

+Anonymous B — 11.3 years ago, 30 minutes later[T] [B] #454,855

2. OP is hopelessly in love with his 73-year-old ass.

+Syntax — 11.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #454,857

Niggers tongue my anus.

+Anonymous D — 11.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #454,859

3. old as fuck, osteoporosis

+Anonymous E — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #454,862

4. Loves lying

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #454,863

5. Everything he tells you, he got from Google.

+RedCream — 11.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #454,864

6. He does not admit his roal. At all. Even under duress.

+Syntax — 11.3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,869

@454,857 (Syntax )

+Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,881

i'm 16 years old and i have no idea on what's going on

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,883

@previous (H)
Syntax is 83, and he's never had a clue to what was going on.

+Anonymous I — 11.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,884

@previous (A)
lol jelly of syntax.
Virgin teens growing hair on palms, broke as fuck.

+Anonymous J — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,915

7. He betrayed his country and sold sensitive data to the KGB.

+Anonymous K — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,917

@previous (J)
That makes him a hero.

·Anonymous J — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,920

@previous (K)
Shut up, Vladimir.

+Anonymous L — 11.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,923

@454,884 (I)

> lol jelly of syntax.
> Virgin teens growing hair on palms, broke as fuck.

Why would anyone be jelly of syntax and rather why do people still believe he doesn't live in a derilect apartment complex is beyond me

·RedCream — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,924

8. He has never admitted that the goatfinger exists and is a real threat foar these soart of message boards.

+Anonymous M — 11.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,925

9. Forced Jacques Cousteau to convert to Islam before assassinating him in Paris.

+Anonymous N — 11.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,927

10. Recovered the Ark of the Covenant but sold it to the nazis for their immortality formula.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,929

11. Boners

·RedCream — 11.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,931

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

> 11. Boners

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·Anonymous N — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,933

@previous (RedCream )
Nice failpost. see (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

+Anonymous P — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,945

12. Only got fatfuck out of the country, should've gotten him arrested instead.

·Anonymous D — 11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,946

12. invented tornados

·Anonymous M — 11.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,947

13. Engineered the Kuru prion in an attempt to wipe out the indigenous peoples of Papua New Guinea.

+Windsong Palms — 11.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,969

14. He invited the latex condom (which proved to be a failure in preventing pregnancy *wink* *wink*).
15. He ate dinner with 4 American Presidents and tried to swing dance with their wives afterward, earning him a lifetime ban from the White House.
16. He parachuted into North Vietnam and slaughtered 300,000 Vietcong soldiers with a wooden cooking spoon.
17. He stopped the Cuban Missile Crisis by having anal sex with Castro.
18. He saved kids from a burning school with a fire extinguisher and his own piss (parents later sued him for indecent exposure).
19. He fought against Gloria Allred in family court (and lost his nutsac to the crushing jaws of that pitbull bitch)
20. He talked the Russians out of Afghanistan asked Bin Laden for 40 Muslim virgins as a reward.
21. He dated a blonde tennis player, who then left him after she found out he was part of a satanic cult.
22. He claims he invented the Internet, but gets butthurt when entering “his own domicile” to troll.
23. Has the microfilm of who really killed JFK hidden in his condo somewhere.
24. He was a Civil Rights protester who was beaten by cops for being a good-for-nothing Jew.
25. He helped found the Church of Scientology after he used his E-meter to hunt underage “eye candy”.
26. He claims he’s a champion surfer, but can’t even get off of his power scooter without falling over.
27. He brags about spending his day in his Ocean O Blue, but works a 9 to 5 like everybody else.
28. He denies his own biological daughter and keeps her graduation photos in a lock box at a local bank.
29. He stabs all of his friends in the back, then claims that they misunderstood his good intentions.
30. He tracked down all 19 of the 9/11 hijackers and sold their personal effects on Ebay for millions.
31. He lied under oath in Federal court regarding the Wiki Leaks, but had a mano y mano Lemon Party with the Court Justice and his cohorts.
32. He has dozens of rotting teeth in the back of his mouth and refuses to see a dentist.
33. His colon is rotting away, but allows gay surfer men to continuously cave in his back door.
34. He is obsessed with China’s sewer oil and anybody from America who lived in China is the equivalent to Hilter and Pol Pot.
35. He claims to have won awards for his world class chili, but buys it wholesale at “El Super” grocery store.
36. He claims he jumped the Grand Canyon in a 1970 dodge charger, but even Super Dave Osborne calls him a fucking phony.
37. He claims he scaled Mount Everest in a day and used “skyhook” to hitch a ride on a CIA plane for dinner in Tibit with Woody Allen and Sean Penn.
38. He claims to be against pedophiles, but accuses everyone else of being a pedophile while he trolls forums for underage girls and claims that they are “of age”.
39. He helped U.S. force capture Bin Laden, for not giving him those 40 Muslim virgins he asked for.
40. He claims to be a super delegate that helped Barack Obama get elected, and yet he admires the wealth, greed and mismanagement of government funding of the Obama-hating Republicans.
41. He has five more years to live.
42. He has just reported you to the FBI with evidence he made up from the land of make believe.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,970

@previous (Windsong Palms )
14, 33, and 26 had me lmao!!

·Anonymous M — 11.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,972

@454,969 (Windsong Palms )
@previous (A)

ఠ ͟ಠ
Niggers.

·RedCream — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #454,973

@454,969 (Windsong Palms )

You have attained an amazing accomplishment. Yoar roal is "awesome".

I have oanly one complaint in yoar list: Woody Allen and Sean Penn have long vaoed never to sit daon at the same dinner table. This refusal has been popularly knoan as the "San Marino Incident".

·Anonymous L — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #454,983

43. Used Qualcomm technology to steer flight 97 directly into the ground killing all 147 passengers

+Anonymous R — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #455,018

@454,972 (M)

Eat a turd jewboy

+sage !ccqXAQxUxI — 11.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #455,032

he brings tired schtick

·Anonymous M — 11.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #455,038

@455,018 (R)
fite me irl

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #455,046

Sure is obsession in here.

·Anonymous M — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #455,082

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

Obsession Cologne by Calvin Klein, Launched by the design house of calvin klein in 1986, obsession is classified as a refreshing, oriental, woody fragrance.this masculine scent possesses a blend of lavender, mandarin, clove, nutmeg and amber. It is recommended for office wear.

·RedCream — 11.3 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #455,190

@455,046 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

http://www.obsessionthemovie.com/

+Anonymous U — 11.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #455,258

@454,883 (A)

> Syntax is 83, and he's never had a clue to what was going on.

He did when he was younger. He's really talented as stalking Indy.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

+Frederick Chilton — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #455,259

@454,969 (Windsong Palms )

> 42. He has just reported you to the FBI with evidence he made up from the land of make believe.

Although subjective and somewhat circumstantial, I'm going to go ahead and have confidence in this assertion (and some of the others) based on observations of earlier posts here and on other Chans.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #455,268

@455,258 (U)
> He did when he was younger. He's really talented as stalking Indy.
> He's really talented as stalking Indy.
> Indy.
Fatfuck detected.

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