Topic: Theories about ducky
+Anonymous A — 11.3 years ago #41,585
My money is that it's a guy pretending to be a woman. He probably has a trans gender fantasy and pretending to be a flirty girl actually turns him on. He could also be a fat fuck, which explains how he stays lurking at tinychan 24/7 and playing Sims
Other possible theory is that ducky is a transexual, with a penis.
And last theory is that ducky might be a woman indeed, but actually a landwhale. She probably has a low self esteem so she makes up that she has a boyfriend (who how she claims it, never had sex with him).
These theories rose when ducky was asked does she preffer pads or tampons, and ducky replied that she doesn't use tampons because "She is a virgin and does not stick anything inside her vagina". This was a huge mistake by ducky, because now TC knows that Ducky is not the person who TC thought she/he was.
Other possible theory is that ducky is a transexual, with a penis.
And last theory is that ducky might be a woman indeed, but actually a landwhale. She probably has a low self esteem so she makes up that she has a boyfriend (who how she claims it, never had sex with him).
These theories rose when ducky was asked does she preffer pads or tampons, and ducky replied that she doesn't use tampons because "She is a virgin and does not stick anything inside her vagina". This was a huge mistake by ducky, because now TC knows that Ducky is not the person who TC thought she/he was.
+Anonymous B — 11.3 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #453,601
you seem pretty obsessed and mad
+Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,602
Okay, quack.
+Anonymous D — 11.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,604
Hey OP, welcome to two years ago. Ya think that Zimmerman guy will be found guilty?
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+Syntax — 11.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,606
My theory re Ducky: Niggers tongue my anus.
+syntax — 11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,608
clones clones clones
+Syntax — 11.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,609
+Syntax — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,610
+duckyduck — 11.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #453,620
good times
+RedCream — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #453,633
Prevailing proafessional opinion is that Ducky is an tenth noaetic gender, to wit:
01/ Male as heteroasexual
02/ Female as heteroasexual
03/ Male as hoamoasexual
04/ Female as hoamoasexual
05/ Male as bisexual
06/ Female as bisexual
07/ Male as nonsexual
08/ Female as nonsexual
09/ Surgically-altered freak of any sort
10/ DUCKY... too perverse to categoarize at this juncture
01/ Male as heteroasexual
02/ Female as heteroasexual
03/ Male as hoamoasexual
04/ Female as hoamoasexual
05/ Male as bisexual
06/ Female as bisexual
07/ Male as nonsexual
08/ Female as nonsexual
09/ Surgically-altered freak of any sort
10/ DUCKY... too perverse to categoarize at this juncture
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