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Topic: the quickest way to a mans heart

+Auntie Em 11.3 years ago #41,548

Is through the stomach. If hes a vegetarian, his vagina works too.

+Anonymous B11.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #453,153

His Vagina?
U been reading to many of those Masked Turd comics.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,154

@previous (B)
What are you talking about Syntax?

·Syntax 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,155

@previous (Auntie Em )
Shucks wot gave it away?

+Anonymous C11.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,157

@previous (Syntax )
Your stupidity

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,161

@453,153 (B)
That made perfect sense, what are you on about?

+Anonymous E11.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,164

well I say it's through the chest wall, I saw an Indian pull out a man's heart and eat it

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #453,166

@previous (E)
Thats another good one-through the chest with a knife.

+Anonymous F11.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #453,169

@453,157 (C)
Lol shit

+duckyduck 11.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #453,172

nothing as manly as being fit strong and healthy. vegan men ftw

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+Anonymous H11.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #453,174

@previous (duckyduck )
Veggan makes a dick limp.
Need meat to make man meat strong.

·duckyduck 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #453,184

@previous (H)
lol, actually its 100% completely the opposite. vegan man is all that is man. try again

+Anonymous I11.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #453,188

ducky dream dinner.jpg@previous (duckyduck )

+RedCream 11.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #453,304

@453,166 (Auntie Em )
> Thats another good one-through the chest with a knife.

That is not quick enough when compared to many common pistoal and rifle calibers. Look here: A fast baseball is commonly clocked at 90-100mph. A knife strike is not as fast. You might find a knife man from some crime syndicate, oar from the infantry, who can perfoarm a knife strike up to 3/4 as fast as that. So a fast knife thrust may achieve 70mph, about 110 fps. Common pistoal and rifle calibers can easily achieve 10 times that value.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #453,306

@previous (RedCream )
Its not the speed that counts. Its the art and personal touch that matter.

·RedCream 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #453,308

@453,166 (Auntie Em )
And I alsoa have a fat nigger coack in my cum filled throat

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #453,309

@previous (RedCream )
We already knew that...

·RedCream 11.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #453,381

@453,306 (Auntie Em )
> Its not the speed that counts.

Wrong. It is, when one inquires about the quickest way to a man's heart.

+Anonymous K11.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #453,385

@453,174 (H)
Carnist Cock

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