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Topic: just drank the following item from the liquor store:

+Anonymous A11.3 years ago #41,399

epic four shot cocktail..

+Anonymous B11.3 years ago, 34 minutes later[T] [B] #451,433

@OP
> 0900: Time to get loaded.
> 1030: I'm thinking Wendys.
> 1111: 2nd epic four shot cocktail.
> 1200: Pass out.


Yo ass need Jesus.

+Anonymous C11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #451,441

@previous (B)
Yo ass need a life. Everyone nos jesus do not exist.

+Anonymous D11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,445

@previous (C)
Imma pray for you bud.

·Anonymous C11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,454

@previous (D)
Good, pray that I find $1000.00 in cash tomorrow. If I do, I will believe in jesus.

·Anonymous B11.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,456

@451,441 (C)

Ya'll mofukkaz need jesus.

+Jesus 11.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,463

where's the ice you fucker

·Anonymous B11.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,466

@previous (Jesus )
Goddamnit, Jesus.

·God 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,478

@451,463 (Jesus )
Dammit jesus, get back on the damn cross.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,508

@previous (God )
Naw dude it's cool, I summoned him.

·God 11.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,517

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh, well my child, please carry on. But watch him, he's a horny little bugger.

+Anonymous F11.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,597

im drinkin jack and coke, you're a pussy bert, you better hope we never cross paths ill knock your old ass out

+Anonymous G11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,607

@451,517 (God )
Are buggers the same thing as gift givers for bug chasers?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,615

@451,597 (F)
son...I will whoop the taste out your mouth..

It's hard being a pimp out here in the the dirty south..

·Anonymous F11.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,616

@previous (A)

> son...I will whoop the taste out your mouth..
>
> It's hard being a pimp out here in the the dirty south..

who do you pimp underage girls you fuckin sicko

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,618

@previous (F)
hustle and flow...a flick you NEED to see..

·Anonymous G11.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,623

@previous (A)
Does it instruct you on the fine art of pimpology?

·Jesus 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,637

@previous (G)
I invented pimpology, bitch!

·Anonymous F11.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,648

@451,618 (A)

> hustle and flow...a flick you NEED to see..

you couldn't pimp that bitch who got thrown on the porch

think i havent seen that flick? everyones seen that flick, old timer

·Anonymous G11.3 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #452,196

@451,637 (Jesus )
Yeah... everyone learns in Sunday school about how before rufies came along you would turn water into wine. That's why Romans put bans on how much water anyone could carry, because it could be used to manufacture a date rape drug. True facts.

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