Topic: insulting nicknames for your pets
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.3 years ago #41,394
Stinky Dan, Tweaky Dave, The Skitterer, The masher, Chicken sticks, Nipper, poopnboot, Egg suckingest dog in Sarasota, pole cat.
+Tinychan Admin !i/p./q78oo — 11.3 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #451,384
Privately, and exclusively among ourselves, we call our pet pedo 'Doccy8years'
+Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,386
@previous (Tinychan Admin !i/p./q78oo)
Cocksucker, that was actually funny.
@OP
My girlfriend and I have 2 parrots. I've pretty much called them every name on the book, cause they're always destroying expensive things like earbuds. Mostly I call them jerks cause they refuse to eat the expensive treats I buy them from petco. I really miss having a dog.
·Tinychan Admin !i/p./q78oo — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,387
@previous (C)
> Cocksucker, that was actually funny.
Thanks, knob-jockey.
+duckyduck — 11.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,392
i call her B.O bcos it rhymes with cleo :p
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,412
@451,384 (Tinychan Admin !i/p./q78oo)
we frequently call you daveybutthurtsox in irc
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,417
@451,386 (C)
I would hate not having a dog. What type of parrots are they?
+Anonymous F — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,437
I pretend our cat has a thick Russian accent and is incredibly rude because she always look angry plus I have autism. Thanks for reading.
+Auntie Em — 11.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,451
Dinner.
+Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,505
I named my dog Syntax, then shot him because I felt bad.
·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,511
@451,417 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
A sun conure and cockatiel. Yeah, it sucks not having a dog, but we'll definitely get one in a year or two.
@previous (H)
I doubt you're allowed to own a dog, let alone a gun.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,519
@451,392 (duckyduck )
Very cute.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,520
@451,437 (F)
Severe autism?
·Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,526
@451,511 (C)
Well I own both, 2 dogs and a 9mm.
My dogs aren't named syntax, I wouldn't disgrace them like that.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,529
@previous (H)
are their names Sprite and Boners?
·Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,534
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Nah, moose and ruckus
·Anonymous B — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,538
@451,412 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> we frequently call you daveybutthurtsox in irc
Nice 'wepost', nonce-protector.
To the issue, every other far-flung outpost of the internet chanosphere calls you "sick pedophile-cocksucker number 2". So now we've established how to address one another.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,542
@previous (B)
so what you're saying is, nobody calls us that. we already knew that, daveymadcomix.
·Anonymous B — 11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,544
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> so what you're saying is, nobody calls us that. we already knew that, daveymadcomix.
Nice 'uspost', sick pedophile-cocksucker number 2.
You know, it's some kind of noble cause to spend a lot of time fighting against a child-molesting cunt who thinks Sandy Hook was "hilarious" and laughed at the victims of 9/11. But to spend a lot of time sucking the cock of someone like that...fuck you On, I know you're standing in for Fuckalms while he's away, but fuck you anyway.
How are you liking that taste of pedophile semen in your mouth? Consider this - Fuckalms has to swallow it every day of his life.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,565
@previous (B)
this is fucking awesome
·Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,602
Bump
+Anonymous I — 11.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,606
@451,520 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Of course.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,627
@451,602 (H)
You should have bumped with a pet nickname, you dingus.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,638
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
that the name of his pet rock.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,641
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hey lazy ass take daveybutthurtsox out for a walk already he is barking like crazy
·duckyduck — 11.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,642
@451,544 (B)
omg who thinks sandy hook is hilarious? what a cool guy. it was pretty hilarious. sometimes i go on youtube and watch the family members whining on tv. the best part is whenever the pedo talks
also, probly everyone but americans laugh at the 9/11 victims
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,661
@previous (duckyduck )
Wow just wow. I reported this post, and there's probably a drone on his way to take Cleo out.
·duckyduck — 11.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,673
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