Topic: Shit people at work said

+Anonymous A — 11.4 years ago #41,365

Dude working on a floor fan:
"I hate how people just use shit and are like, "well its rattling. Oh well, it'll work its way out of doing that" No! Fuckin' fix that shit

·You're the tiny, little Lego p (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 30 minutes later[T] [B] #451,036

Dude talking about his experience in leadership school:
Towards the end you have some nonner officer up there giving a speech telling everyone how important you are "you're the tiny, little Lego piece holding up together something fucking special" or some shit like that. And in my mind I'm thinkin' "stfu, youre medical supply. You don't even use anything in those boxes youre basically tasked to see if you've ordered and brought in the right amount

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,038

Just get a better job.

+ducky — 11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,039

what, idk there's nothing of note...my coworker calls me his son... the end

+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,071

@previous (ducky )
With your giant boobs?
lol

+Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,083

@previous (D)

> With your giant boobs?

Implying ducky has giant boobs...

+Anonymous F — 11.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,086

@previous (E)
Her Grand Canyon cleavage, as viewed on live cam chat.
Yes Yes.

·Anonymous E — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,097

@previous (F)
Well hell, she needs to show us a pic of her cleavage!!

+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,099

@451,086 (F)
Syntax detected.

·Syntax — 11.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,102

@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Exactly

+Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,132

these fuckers who build shit are on drugs too much

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,135

"A nigga who wont choke a girl, isnt getting any pussy from me."

+Auntie Em — 11.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,136

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Lmao

Coworker: "I wish our clients were intelligent about their contracts. I want to poke that bitch's eyes out with an icepick."

Me: "I'd pay to watch that."

+wadewilson — 11.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,141

co-worker "I wish there was a place where gay people could just go be gay"

me "yeah I wish there was somewhere black people could just go be black"

co-worker "nigga, you racist"

me "NIGGA you homophobic"

·ducky — 11.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,142

@previous (wadewilson )
no u didnt

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,144

in conference room after going through some SAPR awareness briefing
Boss: get all your rape, sexist and homo hee haws out of your system for the rest of the day. If I get word of any of you from anybody saying some shit I will throat chop you in the fucking dick and you're coming in this weekend.

my supervisor: well I'm already on this weekend duty and I don't mind me a good dick throat choppin'

Boss: thank you (my supervisor's name) for volunteering for next weekend I'm sure everyone here including myself appreciates the gesture,dont we?

Everyone: lololol ya

My supervisor: ...

+Anonymous L — 11.3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,146

*lunch time bell rings*

thank fucking God...let's go have a drink.

·wadewilson — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,175

@451,142 (ducky )
yeah, that guy thinks I'm racist now

·ducky — 11.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,179

@previous (wadewilson )
u r

·Anonymous G — 11.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,182

@451,175 (wadewilson )
play it up. then introduce him to your gay black friend and record his reaction.

+Anonymous M — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,184

@451,175 (wadewilson )
Racism is a thing
'homophobia' is not

You're a dick slurping, salad tossing FAG with a BUMs attitude.

·wadewilson — 11.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,186

@451,179 (ducky )
nah

@451,182 (G)
there's a black lesbian at work lol

·Anonymous G — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,205

@451,184 (M)

+Anonymous N — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,252

lead engine tech: whose fleece is this?

me: it's (fellow engine chick's name)'s fleece, why?

lead engine tech: yeah?! *slowly brings to his face, closes his eyes and smells it deeply all perv-like*

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

+Anonymous O — 11.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,461

@451,036 (You're the tiny, little Lego p )
"leadership school"? Like one of those bullshit anyone with 50 bucks can get into honor societies?

+Anonymous P — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,502

@451,184 (M)

> Racism is a thing
> 'homophobia' is not
>
> You're a dick slurping, salad tossing FAG with a BUMs attitude.

Why is it that people who don't like gays end up posting the gayest shit ever

·Anonymous G — 11.3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,509

@previous (P)
Because they're closet gays.

+Anonymous Q — 11.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,518

@previous (G)
You're awesome, please continue posting that gay pride gif!

·Anonymous G — 11.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,523

@previous (Q)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 15 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,579

Supply: hey where's that bad duct from yesterday?
Me: sorry what? Oh, it must have been thrown out.
supply: you do realize that's not an XB3 item right?
Me: I realize this now aaand I'm sorry?
Supply: you know that part, someone's gonna have to pay for that?
me: was just a duct, what like $100-$200 something?
Supply: try $2,000 something
me: ... I'm gonna dive some dumpsters
supply: good idea

·Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,581

so a bad duct is still valuable?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,582

@previous (H)
It was repairable

·Anonymous L — 11.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,589

@previous (A)
with duct tape?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,601

@previous (L)
Lolno

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,677

> Coming back from a couple weeks of leave and popped with a "random" urinalysis.
> Get there drank some water tell a pee pee monitor I'm ready.
> Walked in bathroom and stood in front of urinal with pee pee monitor standing behind me aaand can't pee
monitor: you weren't ready, we're you?
Me: no, I got this
Monitor: what's your favorite sport?
Me: jokingly said tennis
monitor: lol ok think going against McEnroe and winning
me: ok -close eyes and imagines mcenroe- great I'm just thinking of some old dude with my dick in my hand
monitor: lol
> hear a female pee pee monitor talking outside loudly and laughing
me: she is sooooo helping right now
monitor: lol wrap it up and we'll give it another try in 10
me: k

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

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