Topic: Post sms between a friend of yours
+Anonymous A — 11.4 years ago #41,317
it's prolly pretty funny
homie: just gonna play my shiny new ps3
me: K
me: You're coming in on swings
homie: Fuck you.
homie: Fuck you dayshifter you
me: Mmm gravy.
homie: I'm still at work wtf
me: Yeah. We got off at 1730
homie: Yeah fuck u nonner
me: Lol
me: Someone bitched about ppl leaving early. So ya. You're gonna work a full shift.
homie: What the f
homie: Who
homie: I'm the only engine guy here
me: We worked a full shift. So will you guys.
homie: I don't care
homie: I've got nothing to do
homie: So this is gay
me: who cares if you care. Not enough stripes, A1C Holmgren.
homie: I out ranked you before bitch
homie: A1c basic diaz
me: ...lol its funny how you get butthurt about that. I clearly meant you're not a staff and above to have any say in what hours you work. Lol
homie: Yeahhhhhhh shut the fudge up
me: deal with it. Everyone on days this whole week did.
homie: Dude stop bitching
me: Lol did i become holmgren all of a sudden wanting to come back on swings?! Whoa that's trippy
me: what a weird alternate version of deja vu
homie: Dude stop
me: sure thing
homie: Or I'm gonna sneak in your room whilst you sleep and put a knife in those charred lungs and a bullet in that beer filled stomach
homie: Then I'm gonna take an axe and destroy your computer and break all your beer
me: that's cute.
homie: Then I'm gonna make Guam capsize
me: Lol please do...try
homie: You freakin foreigner
me: Good band, btw
homie: America hating queer
me: I'm gonna listen to them right now
homie: Hey good song you should look up
homie: Gold by Sir Sly
homie: Phenomenal
me: I've got double vision playing. Good song. I's about being too drunk to see. Speaking of drunk I can be 'cause I'm not at work right now
homie: Look up Gold by sir sly
homie: That's an order
me: I don't take orders from lowly, measly A1Cs
homie: Go back to Korea
homie: You queer.
me: Naaah.
homie: You should. There's beer there and Asian women and ramen
me: That's what Kadena is for.
homie: Your eyes are kinda squinty
homie: You'll for in
homie: Fit ib
me: I will "for in"...
homie: In
me: What a tard. Lol
homie: Haha
homie: Fit in
me: Wow doing nothing must be taking a toll on you
homie: I should be watching baseball
me: You should go home dude...oh wait, lol never mind
homie: Not sitting here texting a drunk faggit
me: Haha your hate, is delicious
me: Cry more fgt
homie: You're probably sitting there drinking cheap beer, eating egg rolls,watching Anime, and on a website called ihateamerica.com
me: Lol wrong
me: It's ".org"
homie: Instead... u should be drinking silver bullets.. watching baseball.. wearing pizza
homie: Eating
me: Wearing pizza...dude. go lie down
me: Drink some water.
homie: Phone auto correct
homie: Don't tell me what to do
homie: I'm so bored
homie: Damn
me: Go walk around the flightline
homie: The main thin that's gay is I'm the only engine guy here
me: yes. I was fully aware of this. So was Sgt Hayes and Sgt Tate. They didn't give a fuck lol
homie: Yeah they are asses.
me: Go online and check your email
homie: Why
me: Kill time. You got dip?
homie: I've had a can and a half already lol
me: Jesus.
homie: I am the big leagues.
me: says the guy stuck at work with no work to be done
homie: I AM the Big Leagues.
me: Yes. Enunciation makes you right.
homie: Oooh big words. From a little leagure.
me: yup and this " little leaguer" feels like sleeping. Lemme check with the expediter if that's coo-, no need.
homie: Yeah that's not getting to me. Nice try. That is a bunt. Not a home run. Didn't even leave the infield.
homie: What's your draw something username
me: 'Day shift gravy'
homie: Hahaha
homie: just gonna play my shiny new ps3
me: K
me: You're coming in on swings
homie: Fuck you.
homie: Fuck you dayshifter you
me: Mmm gravy.
homie: I'm still at work wtf
me: Yeah. We got off at 1730
homie: Yeah fuck u nonner
me: Lol
me: Someone bitched about ppl leaving early. So ya. You're gonna work a full shift.
homie: What the f
homie: Who
homie: I'm the only engine guy here
me: We worked a full shift. So will you guys.
homie: I don't care
homie: I've got nothing to do
homie: So this is gay
me: who cares if you care. Not enough stripes, A1C Holmgren.
homie: I out ranked you before bitch
homie: A1c basic diaz
me: ...lol its funny how you get butthurt about that. I clearly meant you're not a staff and above to have any say in what hours you work. Lol
homie: Yeahhhhhhh shut the fudge up
me: deal with it. Everyone on days this whole week did.
homie: Dude stop bitching
me: Lol did i become holmgren all of a sudden wanting to come back on swings?! Whoa that's trippy
me: what a weird alternate version of deja vu
homie: Dude stop
me: sure thing
homie: Or I'm gonna sneak in your room whilst you sleep and put a knife in those charred lungs and a bullet in that beer filled stomach
homie: Then I'm gonna take an axe and destroy your computer and break all your beer
me: that's cute.
homie: Then I'm gonna make Guam capsize
me: Lol please do...try
homie: You freakin foreigner
me: Good band, btw
homie: America hating queer
me: I'm gonna listen to them right now
homie: Hey good song you should look up
homie: Gold by Sir Sly
homie: Phenomenal
me: I've got double vision playing. Good song. I's about being too drunk to see. Speaking of drunk I can be 'cause I'm not at work right now
homie: Look up Gold by sir sly
homie: That's an order
me: I don't take orders from lowly, measly A1Cs
homie: Go back to Korea
homie: You queer.
me: Naaah.
homie: You should. There's beer there and Asian women and ramen
me: That's what Kadena is for.
homie: Your eyes are kinda squinty
homie: You'll for in
homie: Fit ib
me: I will "for in"...
homie: In
me: What a tard. Lol
homie: Haha
homie: Fit in
me: Wow doing nothing must be taking a toll on you
homie: I should be watching baseball
me: You should go home dude...oh wait, lol never mind
homie: Not sitting here texting a drunk faggit
me: Haha your hate, is delicious
me: Cry more fgt
homie: You're probably sitting there drinking cheap beer, eating egg rolls,watching Anime, and on a website called ihateamerica.com
me: Lol wrong
me: It's ".org"
homie: Instead... u should be drinking silver bullets.. watching baseball.. wearing pizza
homie: Eating
me: Wearing pizza...dude. go lie down
me: Drink some water.
homie: Phone auto correct
homie: Don't tell me what to do
homie: I'm so bored
homie: Damn
me: Go walk around the flightline
homie: The main thin that's gay is I'm the only engine guy here
me: yes. I was fully aware of this. So was Sgt Hayes and Sgt Tate. They didn't give a fuck lol
homie: Yeah they are asses.
me: Go online and check your email
homie: Why
me: Kill time. You got dip?
homie: I've had a can and a half already lol
me: Jesus.
homie: I am the big leagues.
me: says the guy stuck at work with no work to be done
homie: I AM the Big Leagues.
me: Yes. Enunciation makes you right.
homie: Oooh big words. From a little leagure.
me: yup and this " little leaguer" feels like sleeping. Lemme check with the expediter if that's coo-, no need.
homie: Yeah that's not getting to me. Nice try. That is a bunt. Not a home run. Didn't even leave the infield.
homie: What's your draw something username
me: 'Day shift gravy'
homie: Hahaha
+Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #450,429
army or air force?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #450,430
+duckyduck — 11.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #450,431
I don't have any
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #450,432
+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #450,433
That was about as funny as imagining negi with a huge dick
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #450,434
·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #450,435
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #450,436
·duckyduck — 11.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #450,437
@450,432 (A)
I have a few but the conversations aren't as nice social
my far away friend:
Hey Ducky <3
I miss you
me:
I miss you tooooo !!
the end
I have a few but the conversations aren't as nice social
my far away friend:
Hey Ducky <3
I miss you
me:
I miss you tooooo !!
the end
(Edited 31 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #450,438
·duckyduck — 11.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #450,439
+Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #450,461
savetheinternet: go fuck yourself cunt
me: ok
me: ok
+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #450,466
me: so did he end up taking the job down there?
them: yup leaves monday
m: how many weeks is it?
t: like 3
m: not long at all the way he explained it to me was like, 4-5
t: what do i know it might be
t: birthday dinner around 5 since he will be gone for business
so we're doing it today
m: cool will be there around 6
them: yup leaves monday
m: how many weeks is it?
t: like 3
m: not long at all the way he explained it to me was like, 4-5
t: what do i know it might be
t: birthday dinner around 5 since he will be gone for business
so we're doing it today
m: cool will be there around 6
·Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #450,467
@450,437 (duckyduck )
> I have a few but the conversations aren't as nice social
>
> my far away friend:
> Hey Ducky <3
> I miss you
>
> me:
> I miss you tooooo !!
>
> the end
"far away friend" is code for isis militant
> I have a few but the conversations aren't as nice social
>
> my far away friend:
> Hey Ducky <3
> I miss you
>
> me:
> I miss you tooooo !!
>
> the end
"far away friend" is code for isis militant
+spam — 11.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #450,563
·duckyduck — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #450,566
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