Topic: Attention women; until your farts start smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching

+Anonymous A — 11.4 years ago #41,158

I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley.

Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men:

Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was).

The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.4 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #449,452

@OP

Reported.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #449,453

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Dumbass, fatfuck couldn't have thought of this. He ain't that smart...

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #449,454

@previous (A)

It's still Fatfuck shtick.

+Kenny Curvecock — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #449,458

@OP

ew, just leave the room when you have to cut one

treat people like you'd treat someone who could fire you and you'll have less drama

+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,460

@449,454 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
This from the guy who spammed the board with Matt shtick (including a picture of a nose covered in shit) until told to stop by the mods. At which point you stopped. 'cause without TC you'd have nothing to do. Lol. :)

+RedCream — 11.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,486

Everyone regardless of gender who farts excessively is categoarically a farter and as such is to be held not oanly in toatal contempt but must be subjected to involuntary therapy per extant legal proacedure pursuant to municipal, state and federal coads.

·Kenny Curvecock — 11.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,487

quit bleaching? why should they quit bleaching

·Kenny Curvecock — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,488

@449,486 (RedCream )
did that bitch bang her elbow in all four frames, it says POW

+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #449,604

@449,458 (Kenny Curvecock )

> treat people like you'd treat someone who could fire you and you'll have less drama

you sound like that faggot Wade.....except he's a bum who won't work..

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #449,605

How many people have yelled at you for farting?

+Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #449,607

You must be blue-collar.

·Kenny Curvecock — 11.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #449,608

@449,604 (F)

> > treat people like you'd treat someone who could fire you and you'll have less drama
>
>
> you sound like that faggot Wade.....except he's a bum who won't work..

you fuckin drama queen, you're like a woman

·Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #449,610

@previous (Kenny Curvecock )
pffffft...and another fag loudmouth tries to bow up on all that is man..

what a surprise..

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

·Kenny Curvecock — 11.4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #449,611

@previous (F)
OMG relax bitch

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