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Topic: Fuckalms - a guide to the Salford dialect, part 2: romance, friendship and violence.

+Anonymous A11.4 years ago #41,140

Just helping you out buddy, some more phrases to enable you to better understand the nonce and to avoid confusion between you.


"Yer what, me duck?"
(Pardon, dear?)


"How you diddling, cock?"
(How are you, friend? Note - by removing the comma, this phrase takes on a very different meaning, but is equally applicable to Mark)


"Ee are, get y'keks off love, you've pulled"
(Hey there, undress darling, you've charmed me)


"Do you think you're hard?"
(Do you want to fight me? *note - very important, this does NOT mean "Are you ready to make love yet?" Be careful when using this phrase with him)


"By eck, I'm gaggin' for a Boddingtons!"
(Let's go to a hostelry)


"You look well mint our kid"
(You're dapper today)


"Can I cadge a chip, mine are 'angin'"
(Could I have one of your fried potato snacks, mine are a bit off)


Hope this helps you mate, I really do want it to work out between you two.

+Anonymous B11.4 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #449,311

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+Kenny Curvecock 11.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,341

If I directed porns, I would tell the man to tell the bitch to shut the fuck up every time she made some stupid noise while getting the cock. Then he tells her to read from the bible

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,343

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> effort

+Auntie Em 11.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,371

@449,341 (Kenny Curvecock )
This.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #449,414

@449,343 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You seem to be having a bit of a strop, Doc

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