Topic: a family friend knocked up his 18 yr old girlfriend
+ducky — 11.4 years ago #41,086
he's sooo immature, this is so weird. they're engaged for a month now. she's due in like April or something. this is so WEIRD!!??!? I hope that they never get divorced and he never cheats on her. life is weird!! kids having kids
+Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 36 minutes later[T] [B] #448,831
> I hope that they never get divorced and he never cheats on her.
You can tell how stable things will be based on how many partners each one has had. If you want a TL;DW video with a lot of graphs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3EmS9DKsI The graphs are in the middle after the intro.
You can tell how stable things will be based on how many partners each one has had. If you want a TL;DW video with a lot of graphs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3EmS9DKsI The graphs are in the middle after the intro.
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·Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,832
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Since Ducky and Quack broke up, doing that isn't a good idea.
*do not quote fatt filler*
Since Ducky and Quack broke up, doing that isn't a good idea.
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·Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,834
@(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
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No one has studied that. Maybe you should. Perhaps The Miller Guide should be about that.
*do not quote fatt filler*
No one has studied that. Maybe you should. Perhaps The Miller Guide should be about that.
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+Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,835
+Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,837
·Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,838
@previous (Auntie Em )
I regret to inform you that there is more than one person on earth who makes turd jokes.
I regret to inform you that there is more than one person on earth who makes turd jokes.
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,844
As a dirty Muslim, ducky is used to family friends knocking up underage sex slaves.+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,848
@448,838 (C)
I regret to inform you that it doesn't matter in the eyes of the moderation.
Actually no, I don't regret it.
I regret to inform you that it doesn't matter in the eyes of the moderation.
Actually no, I don't regret it.
·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,849
+Kenny Curvecock — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,857
like they didn't know that cum comes out of cocks
+Anonymous H — 11.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,858
@448,849 (ducky )
> that was cool I am gonna have superior marriage..
>
>
> yes
The female-superior position (woman on top)
The female-superior position is essentially the opposite of the missionary position: the woman on top, the man on the bottom. This has become a more common choice in the last decade or two.
> that was cool I am gonna have superior marriage..
>
>
> yes
The female-superior position (woman on top)
The female-superior position is essentially the opposite of the missionary position: the woman on top, the man on the bottom. This has become a more common choice in the last decade or two.
·Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,859
·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,863
+Anonymous I — 11.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,865
My ex used to think she could get pregnant if she swallowed.
I just didn't have the heart to tell her she was wrong....
I just didn't have the heart to tell her she was wrong....
·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,867
+Anonymous J — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,868
@previous (ducky )
Please tell us you did not do this as a child!
Care to tell us when you first swallowed?
Please tell us you did not do this as a child!
Care to tell us when you first swallowed?
·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,869
·Anonymous I — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,870
@448,867 (ducky )
No, the exwife, she was 23 then. Shes 33 now, and was pissed when she found out she'd been swallowing my cum for nothing. What do you expect from a blond?
No, the exwife, she was 23 then. Shes 33 now, and was pissed when she found out she'd been swallowing my cum for nothing. What do you expect from a blond?
+Anonymous K — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,891
@previous (I)
> What do you expect from a blond?
Was she a bottle blonde? Dumb blondes are usually dyed blondes.
> What do you expect from a blond?
Was she a bottle blonde? Dumb blondes are usually dyed blondes.
·Anonymous K — 11.4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,892
> *do not quote fatt filler*
> (Edited 2 hours later by a moderator.)
Wow such rage!
> (Edited 2 hours later by a moderator.)
Wow such rage!
+Anonymous L — 11.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,974
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