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Topic: If you can identify this song, I will unban bert.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.4 years ago #41,073

http://a.pomf.se/brpwxc.mp3
hint: it's from a limited edition version of the album

+Anonymous B11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #448,689

All I heard was static

+Anonymous C11.4 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,690

a.pomf.se;dw

+Syntax 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,691

Pardon me for laffin.

Its like when I have been surfing my Ocean a Blue in full summer without a wet suit on. Ears get all water logged.

IF That is music they need to put a microphone in my ears as it wood save them a lot of production trouble.

·Fuck off and die 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,693

@previous (Syntax )
Shut the fuck up, no one cares what you have to say

+Anonymous E11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,696

@previous (Fuck off and die )
I care. If you don't care for what he says, just stop reading his posts.
If that does not work for you. Ram your fist up your asshole.

·anonymous D 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,698

@previous (E)

You must be syntax's secret gay lover

+Anonymous F11.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,703

@previous (anonymous D )
Bet you are one of Docs gay lovers.

+Anonymous G11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #448,704

edm2.png@448,696 (E)
I care because you do.

C̟͉̣i̞̲a̹͇̗o,̻̞̬̫͔̹̱ ̤̭ͅth̞͙̯̘e̯̺ ̺̳̥̪E̮̲̘͓D̤̥M̫̦̮̘ͅ ̹͓̠̤͔͍͇f̮̺̙̪͕̱a̦ṇ̦̙̤ͅ.̼͎

+Anonymous H11.4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #448,709

Why would you ban bert anyway?

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #448,710

hqdefault.jpg@448,698 (anonymous D )
Why so anon?

·Anonymous C11.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #448,712

@448,709 (H)

> Why would you ban bert anyway?

Because he upsets The Doctor, and Fuckalms generally does all he can to protect him.

+Anonymous J11.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #448,719

Banning users is stupid. It's just words on a forum. Let the guy post ffs

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,722

@448,709 (H)
He was banned for using fatfuck shtick.

@448,689 (B)
That's the point. It'll take pure liquified autism to decipher it.

+Anonymous K11.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,725

@448,712 (C)

> > Why would you ban bert anyway?
>
> Because he upsets The Doctor, and Fuckalms generally does all he can to protect him.

fuckalms bans everybody

·Anonymous C11.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,727

@448,722 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> He was banned for using fatfuck shtick.

The Doctor has recently started using Fatfuck shtick in his "Whom is..." threads.

Not going to ban him, Fuckalms?

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY11.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,729

Garebear.jpg@previous (C)
Why do you keep a record of everybody's individual posts?

+On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,730

@448,727 (C)
Is whom a fatfuck shtick?

·Anonymous C11.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,731

@448,729 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

It's understandable you boys are bailing him out here, but a) reading a thread title is not "keeping a record", and b) On, used as Doc does, yes it is. You'll keep sucking his cock, I know, but you asked so I merely tell you. Carry on blowing him.

·Anonymous K11.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,733

on nobody likes you

+ducky 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,734

idk I feel bad for Bert. I also feel bad for the druggies that keep asking for free fries at work

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,735

@448,731 (C)
It's understandable you are all madaboutdoc becoz he took all the cocksuckers away from you, but I will not treat him as a special snowflakes. Bert gone through numerous warnings and temp b&s before earning his final perma b&, So I will start the same to Doc with a warning.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,736

@448,733 (K)
I understand, no one should like a chink

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,742

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Chinese students in US schools are difficult to compete against. Other then that fact around So Cal Chinese are not picked on.

So now that I did not say anything bad about Chinese - can you get me a discount on Nike shoes?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,744

@448,731 (C)
And WHY.THE.FUCK.ARE.YOU.NOT.REPORTING.THOSE.FUCKING.FATT.FUCKER.SHTICK.WHEN.YOU.SAW.THEM.YOU.FUCKING.IDIOTS??!??!??!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT REPORT FATTFUCK SHITCK ON SIGHT MEANS????!??!?!
Ungrateful lazy fuck shit... ... ... not lifting a single finger to help keeping TC fatfuck clean... ... ... ... unbelieveable... ...

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,745

And
> Bert gone through numerous warnings and temp b&s before earning his final perma b&,

Today bert posted asking for help about his ban and I basically explained to him that it was not just wot he did yesterday. He has had the same problem on other boards for years.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,746

@448,742 (Syntax )
NO
YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG
HATE THE FILTHY CHINK
HATE THEM

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,747

@448,745 (Syntax )
Lemme guess, he didnt listen

·Anonymous D11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,754

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not only did he fail to listen he got angry with me and FuckAlms for not backing him up

You can read top to bottom and the mod redacted stuff is a link to millers blog

http://www.scatchan.net/topic/40273

Thing is he has been a net buddy for about 15 years but I have backed the other mods that took action and been totally upfront with bert all these years. He blames the Mods and its always when the mods have given him a lot of slack and warnings over n over

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,758

@previous (D)
15 years, that's one real long internet friendship, especially with bert's tendencies of blaming all his fault onto others.
Hope he won't turn onto you when you now not taking his side.

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,759

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Friendships only work when people are honest with each other. When he gets full on drunk and floods a board with mass of topics its just flood/spam which I fight hard to stop.

When he creeps out a gal he has the hots for I get on his case. But when bert is sober I like his humor and when he is not sober I kick the shit out of him.

I also do not think he wood hurt anyone drunk or sober.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,760

@previous (Syntax )
Shit, now I feel sorta bad for banning him. He actually sounds "could-be" a nice guy when he is sober
Too bad I never had the chance to see this side of him on TC
He is always posting drunk and creepy

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,762

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not sure if the drinking is worse then in the past. Can say he can be very funny when sober.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,764

@previous (Syntax )
Daily 4 shot of everclear sounds bad enough to me, tho I'm a "lightweight" so fuck if I know
Jeez I do hope he can post sober and less creepypasta and everyone happy

+Anonymous O11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,766

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

中国人不能喝很多酒,你们成红色的。

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,768

@previous (O)
> Chinese people can not drink a lot of wine, and you into the red.

Either Google needs to work on its translator or YOU need to improve your Chinese

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,769

@448,766 (O)
Thx for telling, FattFucker. Now bye.

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,770

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
LOL
Poor Fatfuck
Guess he will need a few more years learning Chinese so he can order a bottle of crap Chinese wine.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,771

@previous (Syntax )
That implies he will live for a few more years

+Auntie Em 11.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,774

I didnt see anything too bad from Bert. I know you dont like him On, but this time i thought you were just a little overzealous. Certainly your right. But i sincerely thought he was being pretty good this time around.

·Auntie Em 11.4 years ago, 42 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,775

@448,771 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
God i hope not.

+Anonymous Q11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,778

@448,770 (Syntax )

Syntax: expert on Chinese.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,781

@448,774 (Auntie Em )
I can talk about all his past bans and how he react like none are of his fault, but you didn't witness them firsthand so it'd be just like I'm making shit up.
And comparing his recent behaviours to his old self, yeah I'm not gonna argue he was being relatively better.
Yes I don't like him, no deny, I don't like his constant drunk post female creeping others threatening and stuff, and all that just makes me doubt more if I am really overzealous due to my personal opinions. On the other hands his numerous past warnings and bans are all true facts, it's like nothing other than a perma b& could stop him.
I was really uncertain about my decision, and now more so when Syntax told me how bert CAN be a nice guy.

·Syntax 11.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,783

Kunming China more detail BUILDINGS LOL.jpg@448,778 (Q)
Expert? Hell no. I did read the Good Earth. Traveled on business to several major and minor cities in China. Spent my own money as well as business trips to Hong Kong. Truly a terrific city in China.

I did take almost a decade of Chinese cooking lessons. I also for lulz follow several expat forums and I mean cities other then Kunming.

And speaking of Kunming. Its kinda like one does not need to visit a sewage plant to understand STINK

One should be smart enough to stay away from Stinky cities. Long list of great cities to visit or work in China. No one not anyone lists Kunming.

One does wonder with all the more better cities to work in as an expat - How the fuck does one end up in such a shitty city. IF perchance you have never had a chance to see the charm of such a city look at this example and if you look real hard you might find one green tree or two?

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,796

UGH FUCK MY BRAIN SIDEWAY I DEFINITELY AM GOING TO REGRET THIS

OP that is from skrillex latest new album
Now unban that drunkfag and raise hell on TC once again
just tell him no more fucking fattfucker shtick

·Auntie Em 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,799

@448,781 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh i witnessed all the past stuff and yeah...the rape shit and flooding deserved the bans for real. I jyst think based on this particular occasion its a little harsh for a permban.

·Auntie Em 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,800

@448,796 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Lol, posted too soon :)

Thanks, man.

·Anonymous B11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,806

@448,778 (Q)

> Syntax: expert on Chinese.

·Fuck off and die 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,807

@448,783 (Syntax )
Is the stinky cities a 15 minute drive from you?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,811

0.jpg@448,691 (Syntax )
Are your ears a 15 minute drive from you?

+Joseph 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,827

@OP
it's Deftones - Elite . And if you're wondering how I know, it's because I googled the first sentence.
PS Don't unban him.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,841

Ocular Distension.png@previous (Joseph )
How the hell did you get any lyrics out of that mess?!

·Anonymous S11.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,843

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I only heard the "When you're ripe, you'll bleed out..." part.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,847

@previous (S)
And you got that from listening to the OP link directly? No cleanup?

+Anonymous T11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,876

@448,807 (Fuck off and die )
@448,811 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Maybe you two faggots live within a 15 minute bus ride from each other. You fags can meet half ways and engage in various faggot activities! Good luck to both of you.

·Anonymous B11.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,877

1355791953396664.gif@previous (T)

·Anonymous T11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,878

@previous (B)
Not at all. Just trying to get 2 TC regulars together. I even wished them good luck. Besides, even if I was feeling a little down, that gay pride gif always puts me in a good mood. Thanks!

·Anonymous B11.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,880

@previous (T)
Is syntax not jamming enough penis in your ass? Do you need him to plunge it deeper? Is he not squirting enough love juice to satisfy your hunger? Then maybe you should grab a snickers, sit down with him and explain his unsatisfactory sexual performance. You two should compromise and agree on things to make his sex more appealing for you.

If that doesn't work, maybe you two should consider therapy. Good luck in your healing process.

·Anonymous T11.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,883

@previous (B)
Whoa, that's very detailed, first hand experience?

Also see
@448,877 (B)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #448,888

DrPhil__120910180727.jpg@448,876 (T)

You sound a bit cross.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #448,896

@448,725 (K)
FuckAlms has never banned me, even when I asked.

+Anonymous V11.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #448,977

DrPhol8.jpg@448,876 (T)
Nice denialpost, homobert.

C̫̯̤̙̗̹͕i͎̺̼̝̣̮̻̤̖a̟̣̹̫̗o̬̬,͍̠̺̝ ̫͔̣͙̬͇̼̠T̹͙̘͇̺h͚͈̦͍̹͈̰͚e̫͕̙ ̺̯D͎̣͓̲̙͍o͍̣̞c̘̼̩̱͈̟̤t̺̞̱̞͉̯o̪̮͚͔̣̙͉r̝͎̘̗̥̟.̫͔̗̖̤̹̻͕

·On !Uvm54ORbmo11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #448,978

@448,896 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Try telling FuckAlms how PNG is an inferior image format and everyone should use Jpeg instead

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M11.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #448,980

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I just wanted to be banned, not killed!

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