Topic: Fuckalms - a guide to the Salford dialect, to help you win Mark's heart.

+Anonymous A — 11.4 years ago #41,026

Helping you out here buddy, here are some common Manchester phrases which will help you to understand your love better.

Eh up, chuck!
(Hello, friend)

Are y'right or what? Are y'comin' down t'chippy?
(Are you ready yet? Shall we go for a fish supper?)

Think I've left 'mersion on
(I'm afraid I've forgotten to switch off the central heating)

C'mon lass, get y'clogs on, I'll be up t'me nuts in guts!
(Hurry, dear, I desire sex with you)

I'll tell y'this now, and I'll tell y'it fer nowt...
(In my opinion...)

Lend us a fag mate, I'm gaspin'
(Could I have a cigarette please, my nicotine craving has become acute)

I'm goin' to Asda, love.
(Tonight we dine like kings)

Hope this helps you, mate. Good luck with him. And again, check out the new Steve Wilson, it's a masterpiece.

+Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #448,498

> Eh up, chuck!

In Canada
up chuck eh
Vomiting yes

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #448,515

@OP

You seem to be very upset about this "Mark" person. What did he do to make you so hysterical?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,533

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

:)

+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,557

@448,515 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
The question one should ask is, what did we do to make you (him) hysterical?

+Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,582

Lol

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,583

@448,557 (D)

Nice wepost, BobbyOPcomix.

+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #448,604

Lol

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