
The Doctor sure seems to know every tiny detail of the online activity of Matt...and Syntax...and Triptych...and Vocalon...and Bert...and Kimmo Alm...and TG...and Bobby...and Green...and Walter...and also finds time to create a whole host of sockpuppet accounts (see below)...
It's a marvel he finds time for a real life outside the internet...
He lives in his moms basement.
He has no time for anything else.