Topic: CNN NEWSFLASH! Breaking news! Matt urinates, then sits back down on sofa, reports Syntax!
+Anonymous A — 11.6 years ago #40,965
More urgent breaking news to come!
+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #447,965
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+Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #447,970
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> Unserious fraud network detected. Upgrade to TCNN. ·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #447,974
CNN NEWSFLASH! URGENT NEWS UPDATE!
In an unprecedented turn of events, as reported by Head Matt Correspondent Lynne B. Goldstein, Matt has, within the last five minutes, stood up, flatulated, scratched his left earlobe, then sat down on the sofa again. More urgent updates to come, so stay tuned!
+Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,981
@previous (A)
The best news headline I could read, "Lynne B. Goldstein dies."
+Anonymous E — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,982
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,984
@OP
@447,974 (A)
Okay, Matt.
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