A Salford ponce named Mark Hefford stands 5'3. Anyway, one day he asks the residents of Tinychan:
"Stand up, all of you who are pedophiles"
Nobody stands up.
"Oh come on," he says "don't be shy, stand up"
Finally Fuckalms stands up
"Dude, you're publicly admitting you're a pedophile??"
"No Doc, I just feel bad that you're standing alone"
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
At least Fuckalms was nice enough not to leave you standing alone.