Topic: Why is it that every time I watch a porn film with Japanese girls, someone ends up taking a shit?

+Anonymous A — 11.4 years ago #40,924

I mean it's EVERY FUCKING TIME. I just want to spend 15 minutes burping the worm to a pretty Japanese girl having sex, but no, every single motherfucking time either she or the guy end up taking a giant swirly turd all over the place. The fuck is wrong with those people?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.4 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #447,614

> Japanese porn
there's your answer

+Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #447,621

You need to stop borrowing your pork from fatfuck.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #447,622

@previous (C)
I wouldn't beg, borrow, or steal any kind of meat from him.

·Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #447,624

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Lol'd damn auto correct. I meant to say porn not pork. Yesterday I sent the name of a sports/stream website to a buddy. atdhe somehow came out as Steve.net.

+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #447,627

@previous (C)
Upgrade to a computer.

·Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,629

@previous (D)
No! Then I wouldn't be able to keep up with everything that's going on TC every time I get up to get a beer. I might miss something.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,630

@previous (C)
This is certainly an important issue that needs to be resolved.

+Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,635

@447,629 (C)
I think we need an intervention for that shit.

+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,650

@447,629 (C)
Just write a script that retrieves new posts for you. Problem solved.

@previous (Auntie Em )
Alcoholism is a serious issue.

·Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,684

@previous (F)
You know i just read that sitting on the toilet.

Good times.

+Anonymous G — 11.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,717

Maybe you should stop looking at scat porn then, you stupid faggot.

+piles of dead puppies — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,735

Look at this beautiful house plant, the purple velvet plant. Enjoy the lovely purple hairs upon the jagged deep green leaves. Come shot about a minute in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enrIsqg3Pqc

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,739

@447,717 (G)
Nice madpost

+Anonymous I — 11.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,741

@447,735 (piles of dead puppies )
LOL
Spectral analysis of the liquid. Water!

+Anonymous J — 11.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,778

@447,684 (Auntie Em )
> good times
> sitting at the toilet

I see someone's been eating their fiber!

·Anonymous G — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #447,801

@447,739 (A)
nice scatpost

·Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #447,809

@447,778 (J)
Nothing like a satisfying dump whilst perusing tc threads...so sublime.

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