Topic: I will rip your head off and shit down your stump
+Anonymous A — 11.4 years ago #40,894
Yea, I'm talking to you. Did you have a fucking guilty conscience that you had to read this? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
I'm John Motherfucking Cena you little maggot. I will fuck your world up, then fuck your mom and make you watch. How do you like that you gay little twat?
+Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #447,342
Go to bed Doc, go sleep it off.
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #447,358
Good luck with that.
+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,376
Who is this guy and why should I give a shit.
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+Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,377
what if, what if, what if you looked in the mirror and you saw that you are a guinea pig
+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #447,435
@previous (E)
1. don't give a fuck because imma guinea pig
2. eat carrots
3. sleep in sawdust
4. fuck guinea pig bitches
5. ???
6. die in like a month from a horrific exercise wheel accident
·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,452
@previous (F)
Sounds about right.
Also, where's the chinchilla?
+Anonymous G — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,467
man im fuckin outta here i dont have to take this bullshit
fuck all of you
·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,468
@previous (G)
have boners, will travel.
+Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,470
@447,452 (D)
I have the chinchilla. Hes mine.
·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,471
@previous (Auntie Em )
Ok, I was worried someone might have kidnapped him and turned him into a sweater.
·Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,472
@previous (D)
Oh no. Some have tried, all have failed. He may be tiny, but hes vicious. And he loves me.
·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,508
@previous (Auntie Em )
You've raised him well.
+Anonymous I — 11.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,536
@447,472 (Auntie Em )
He would love anyone who put food in his dish every day.
·Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,543
@previous (I)
You've broken my heart. Prick.
·Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,571
·Anonymous I — 11.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,572
@447,543 (Auntie Em )
I was not trying to be mean.We talk to our pets like we do other people. I'm just saying that telling it 'I love you my widdle precious boo boo' sounds the same to them as 'The dishwasher is broken'.
+Anonymous J — 11.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,583
@previous (I)
What if she named her chinchilla 'Dishwasher'?
·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #447,588
@previous (J)
Then I guess he's littler/toilet/paper-trained.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.4 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #447,594
Is it true that you had gay buttsex with Jan Rankowski?
·Auntie Em — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #447,605
@447,572 (I)
Then you dont know the chinchilla.
I hope you find out. Before its too late.
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