Topic: Sex and the City in a Supermarket - Shopping for Cucumbers
+Syntax — 11.4 years ago #40,771
Topic inspired by a MC topic which was full of BS and content not appropriate for TC. More suited for scatchan.Over the many years I have dated gals who were Doctors Lawyers Flight Attendants Artists Musicians Teachers Scientists Nurses Lab Techs Business owners - etc etc
One terrific Relationship was with a Psychiatrists. She started out as a Psychologist and went to Med school for MD to do Psychiatry. She decided she was more better as a Psychologist, which means she decided not to prescribe drugs. She also preferred to do mostly group sessions.
So one evening she tells me about a shopping trip with one of her groups - Women who were mostly Virgins about to marry some guy that was major Hung (Mostly Saudi Arabians) Girlfriend was Persian.
Persians have a 32 letter language so they are used to things that are longer then normal.
Shopping trip was to get the Girls in group to select various sizes of Cucumbers to be used as only you need imagine.
For years after when I was out shopping for Veggies I wood see some gal selecting her Cucumber and of course I always had a smile on my face.
And as a MD she pointed out need for Girls to wash the Cucumber as fresh from store cause Veggies n Fruits have natural Yeasts that should never be placed in a warm wet environment as wood be found in a Vagina.
Yeast is great for making bread and beer but Yeast is not so much so great when it grows Down Below
And ducky now that you have come out as a Vegan - Please do wash your Veggies b4 use.
Just Saying
+Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #446,335
+Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #446,337
·Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #446,342
+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #446,344
+Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #446,346
Are the cucumber farms a 15 minute drive from you?
·Syntax (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,348
@previous (E)
Strawberry's - Famous local farms minutes away that supply designer veggies to the most expensive restaurants on Planet Earth.
Guessing Cucumbers not grown locally as just2 pedestrian unless the Cucumber has unique colour other then green.
http://www.sunset.com/food-wine/flavors-of-the-west/perfect-veggies-grown-in-san-diegos-north-county
Strawberry's - Famous local farms minutes away that supply designer veggies to the most expensive restaurants on Planet Earth.
Guessing Cucumbers not grown locally as just2 pedestrian unless the Cucumber has unique colour other then green.
http://www.sunset.com/food-wine/flavors-of-the-west/perfect-veggies-grown-in-san-diegos-north-county
+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,349
·Syntax (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,353
why cucumbers are better than men One minute 16 seconds and she does oral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4F7mB6AJ6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4F7mB6AJ6c
·Syntax (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,354
62 reasons why cucumbers are better than men
1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. If you can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie at a drive in you can stay in the front seat.
12. A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
13. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.
14. A cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne Film Festival.
15. A cucumber won't ask: 'Am I first?'
16. Cucumbers don't care whether you're a virgin.
17. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin.
19. With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
20. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on men's room wall.
21. Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups.
22. Cucumbers won't ask: 'Am I the best', 'How was it?' 'Did you come?', 'How many times?'
23. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski instructor or hair dresser.
24. Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one.
25. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
26. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over.
27. No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber.
28. You can dish a cucumber up for dinner to your Brother-in law
& Sister, after fucking it.
29. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
30. A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache.
31. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
32. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
33. A cucumber won't give it up for lent.
34. With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
35. Cucumbers won't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
36. A cucumber will never give you a hickey.
37. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night and you won't have to sleep
in the wet spot.
38. A cucumber won't work your crossword in ink.
39. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
46. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
47. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you're in the shower.
48. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
49. Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold.
50. Cucumbers won't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
51. A cucumber will never leave you for another man, another woman or another cucumber.
52. You will always know where your cucumber has been.
53. A cucumber never has to call 'the wife'.
54. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
55. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
56. You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
57. You don't have to wait for halftime to talk to your cucumber.
58. A cucumber won't leave town on New Years Eve.
59. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
60. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
61. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
62. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement or seek custody of anything.
1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. If you can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie at a drive in you can stay in the front seat.
12. A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
13. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.
14. A cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne Film Festival.
15. A cucumber won't ask: 'Am I first?'
16. Cucumbers don't care whether you're a virgin.
17. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin.
19. With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
20. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on men's room wall.
21. Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups.
22. Cucumbers won't ask: 'Am I the best', 'How was it?' 'Did you come?', 'How many times?'
23. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski instructor or hair dresser.
24. Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one.
25. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
26. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over.
27. No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber.
28. You can dish a cucumber up for dinner to your Brother-in law
& Sister, after fucking it.
29. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
30. A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache.
31. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
32. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
33. A cucumber won't give it up for lent.
34. With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
35. Cucumbers won't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
36. A cucumber will never give you a hickey.
37. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night and you won't have to sleep
in the wet spot.
38. A cucumber won't work your crossword in ink.
39. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
46. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
47. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you're in the shower.
48. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
49. Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold.
50. Cucumbers won't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
51. A cucumber will never leave you for another man, another woman or another cucumber.
52. You will always know where your cucumber has been.
53. A cucumber never has to call 'the wife'.
54. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
55. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
56. You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
57. You don't have to wait for halftime to talk to your cucumber.
58. A cucumber won't leave town on New Years Eve.
59. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
60. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
61. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
62. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement or seek custody of anything.
+Anonymous G — 11.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,356
·Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,357
@previous (G)
Cucumber peelings after cucumber is used for a salad.
That would be non gender specific trash.
Cucumber peelings after cucumber is used for a salad.
That would be non gender specific trash.
·Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #446,359
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.4 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #446,448
@446,354 (Syntax )Is httҏ://www.angelfire.com/ri/celestmoon/cucumber.html a 15 minute drive from you?
·Syntax (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #446,450
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Will have to boot up a trashed computer to open that page
Firefox blocks it as danger danger.
Probably time for you to turn a hose on your machine to clean it out.
Will have to boot up a trashed computer to open that page
Firefox blocks it as danger danger.
Probably time for you to turn a hose on your machine to clean it out.
·Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #446,477
·Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #446,479
@446,450 (Syntax )
Doc still uses his old e machine desktop with a CRT monitor. He believes tablets and smart phones are some type voodoo witchcraft.
Doc still uses his old e machine desktop with a CRT monitor. He believes tablets and smart phones are some type voodoo witchcraft.
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