
So I went for an eye test last week and it was the most erotic thing that happened to me in ages. The girl doing the eye exam was a really cute eastern european chick, she had to get really close to me while the room was dark and I could feel her slight breath on my cheek and neck. I don't mind admiting I had a stiffy! This went on for at least 10 to 15 minuites, I highly reccomend getting your eyes tested if the optician happens to be a cutey. Anyway I spend £150 on a pair of Ted Baker glases which look quite smart.