Topic: Christians, if you believe the universe was created by the big bang, what do you think came before?
+Anonymous A — 11.5 years ago #40,529
Answer me that.
+the big foreplay — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #444,226
niggers
+Anonymous C — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,227
@OP
you're mom
you're mom
+Anonymous D — 11.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,231
christians dont believe that though
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,239
·Sysop — 11.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #444,243
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #444,244
+Anonymous F — 11.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #444,245
dude who said you're mom was right
+Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,265
In case you missed my answer on MC
Before the Big Bang was Foreplay
The Big Bang was the Orgasm
Before the Big Bang was Foreplay
The Big Bang was the Orgasm
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,285
+Anonymous I — 11.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,286
@OP
> Answer me that.
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning---the first day.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning---the second day.
9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning---the third day.
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights-the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning---the fifth day.
24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground-everything that has the breath of life in it-I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning---the sixth day.
> Answer me that.
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning---the first day.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning---the second day.
9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning---the third day.
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights
20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning---the fifth day.
24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning---the sixth day.
+Anonymous J — 11.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,293
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,295
·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,305
@444,285 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> No one gives a shit about Minichan.
Wot? You hang out there lurking n still afraid to post with your trip code and the Male reaction image you use to fap2.
And you are damn sure aware a quality Mod of TC is there with his Moniker n trip code Often U just buttt hurt that they do not want to see Ur fap material displayed on their page.
> No one gives a shit about Minichan.
Wot? You hang out there lurking n still afraid to post with your trip code and the Male reaction image you use to fap2.
And you are damn sure aware a quality Mod of TC is there with his Moniker n trip code Often U just buttt hurt that they do not want to see Ur fap material displayed on their page.
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,316
+Anonymous L — 11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,317
@444,285 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> No one gives a shit about Minichan.
Translation: "BAAAAAAAWWWW, they don't allow me to post my child sex stuff over there!!!!!"
> No one gives a shit about Minichan.
Translation: "BAAAAAAAWWWW, they don't allow me to post my child sex stuff over there!!!!!"
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,320
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,327
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,362
@444,305 (Syntax )You rage a lot harder when trolled anonymously. That's why I don't use my trip and reaction images there.
@444,317 (L)
Nice madpost, TGpedoSox.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,363
@444,305 (Syntax )> And you are damn sure aware a quality Mod of TC is there with his Moniker n trip code Often
Also: Nice brown nosing, you shifty Jew.
·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,371
@444,320 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
@444,327 (A)
@444,362 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Nice samefagging, nonce.
@444,327 (A)
@444,362 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Nice samefagging, nonce.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,372
·Phil — 11.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,373
@444,363 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> > And you are damn sure aware a quality Mod of TC is there with his Moniker n trip code Often
>
> Also: Nice brown nosing, you shifty Jew.
Bwahahahaha!!!! The Doctor accusing someone else of brown-nosing a TC mod. Fucking hell, if your tongue was any further up Fuckalms' ass he wouldn't need his own.
> > And you are damn sure aware a quality Mod of TC is there with his Moniker n trip code Often
>
> Also: Nice brown nosing, you shifty Jew.
Bwahahahaha!!!! The Doctor accusing someone else of brown-nosing a TC mod. Fucking hell, if your tongue was any further up Fuckalms' ass he wouldn't need his own.
·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,376
·Gerrald — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,379
@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
You know Doc pays Romanian street children to suck his cock, right? He doesn't need you to spend your time doing it.
You know Doc pays Romanian street children to suck his cock, right? He doesn't need you to spend your time doing it.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,382
+Anonymous N — 11.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,520
@OP
God came before the big bang. You see to have a big bang you need a big banger.
Christians - 1
Atheists - 0
@444,379 (Gerrald )
Sup, TG? Mad as usual I see.
God came before the big bang. You see to have a big bang you need a big banger.
Christians - 1
Atheists - 0
@444,379 (Gerrald )
Sup, TG? Mad as usual I see.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,528
@previous (N)
That's what gets me about you faggot christians. All you can ever say is, "god was already(or always) here."
So did he materialize out of nowhere? All of a sudden, BOOM, and here he was?
None of you fuckers can give an exact reason where he came from. If he really exists, then he had to come from somewhere... Born perhaps?
Come on, give me a logical explanation where he came from.
Atheist 1
Christians 0
That's what gets me about you faggot christians. All you can ever say is, "god was already(or always) here."
So did he materialize out of nowhere? All of a sudden, BOOM, and here he was?
None of you fuckers can give an exact reason where he came from. If he really exists, then he had to come from somewhere... Born perhaps?
Come on, give me a logical explanation where he came from.
Atheist 1
Christians 0
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,533
@444,520 (N)By that logic, God fucked the universe into existence. Do you believe this image is true?
·Anonymous N — 11.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,535
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No, I believe god pulled a Hemingway and his death resulted in the creation of the universe. Of course, we are meant to follow in his footsteps.
No, I believe god pulled a Hemingway and his death resulted in the creation of the universe. Of course, we are meant to follow in his footsteps.
·Anonymous L — 11.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,537
@444,528 (A)
> That's what gets me about you faggot christians. All you can ever say is, "god was already(or always) here."
>
> So did he materialize out of nowhere? All of a sudden, BOOM, and here he was?
>
> None of you fuckers can give an exact reason where he came from. If he really exists, then he had to come from somewhere... Born perhaps?
>
> Come on, give me a logical explanation where he came from.
>
> Atheist 1
> Christians 0
You're all over the map here. In your OP you ask Christians what came before the big bang, and now you're crying when they answer with "God".
> That's what gets me about you faggot christians. All you can ever say is, "god was already(or always) here."
>
> So did he materialize out of nowhere? All of a sudden, BOOM, and here he was?
>
> None of you fuckers can give an exact reason where he came from. If he really exists, then he had to come from somewhere... Born perhaps?
>
> Come on, give me a logical explanation where he came from.
>
> Atheist 1
> Christians 0
You're all over the map here. In your OP you ask Christians what came before the big bang, and now you're crying when they answer with "God".
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,540
·Anonymous N — 11.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,543
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
More or less.
I think we can put him into suspended animation until Andromeda collides with the Milk Way. Postponing it further than that seems very unlikely.
More or less.
I think we can put him into suspended animation until Andromeda collides with the Milk Way. Postponing it further than that seems very unlikely.
+Anonymous O — 11.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,623
·Anonymous O — 11.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,624
@444,293 (J)
If there was another universe before this one, why would it be any different?
Would this mean there will be another one after ours?
Why would Doctor Who be correct, but not Futurama?
If there was another universe before this one, why would it be any different?
Would this mean there will be another one after ours?
Why would Doctor Who be correct, but not Futurama?
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