Topic: Urgent! Do we plan on euthanasize autistics?
+Anonymous A — 11.5 years ago #40,512
Because the man we're petitioning to, Vladimir Putin, might be a sufferer of the disorder known as Asperger's syndrome.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/
Does this damper the pro-euthanasia movement?
+Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #444,034
Autists aren't explicitly listed, so I think we're in the clear.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,035
@previous (B)
I guess this explains why he dislikes the gays.
+Anonymous C — 11.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,036
> Pentagon Study
> Claims the 'Honest and True Russian Tzar' has a mental illness
I think this study might be slightly biased and tbh I don't think we can take it seriously. We may need to develop something like the Voight-Kampff test so that inquisitors in the field can easily weed out the autists and spergs.
·Anonymous C — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,037
@444,034 (B)
Autists, spergs, and bronies have been added.
·Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,038
@444,036 (C)
We already have a benchmarking test. The number of posts a user has on tinychan is directly proportional to their autism level.
·Anonymous C — 11.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,039
@previous (B)
Yes but what about the autists who are unaware of Tinychan?
·Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,040
@previous (C)
We need some viral marketing to spread awareness of the test. Maybe one of those ribbon things?
·Anonymous C — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,042
@previous (B)
I think that's a grate idea. We need to use something that let's people know we're an apocalyptic death cult but you know a chill apocalyptic death cult.
·Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,043
@previous (C)
How about we all wear Nike shoes and backwards baseball caps and magicians capes?
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,047

Sure is Catherine in here.
·Anonymous C — 11.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,090
@444,043 (B)
I'll run it by the fashion dept at our next meeting. It's a possibility but most likely it'll have to be without the capes. As most everyone knows to acquire a magicians cape you must either A) be a magician or B) kill a magician.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,220
What if Putin does have autism and feels offended by our petition?
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,221
@previous (A)
You have autism and your stupidity offends me.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,222
@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
I am mainly proposing a possible situation that the pro-euthanasia movement might encounter.
·Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,235
@previous (A)
Then we will simply move on to the most definitely
not autistic Kim Jong Un.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,241
@previous (B)
Why didn't we petition to him in the first place?
·Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,242
@previous (A)
We did, didn't you read the petition?
+Anonymous F — 11.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,291
Autism is caused by vaccines and minecraft. Ban those two things and autism would stop. And without vaccines the human population would go back under control and the earth wouldn't die.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,424
@previous (F)
Stop being retarded.
+Anonymous G — 11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,446
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,585
@previous (G)
http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/mental-health-autism
Do not see
Minecraft anywhere here and they say there is no evidence connecting vaccines to autism.
·ducky — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,588
@previous (A)
there's many pages on autism and vaccines on government web sites, look 4 urself
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