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Topic: Urgent! Do we plan on euthanasize autistics?

+Anonymous A11.5 years ago #40,512

Because the man we're petitioning to, Vladimir Putin, might be a sufferer of the disorder known as Asperger's syndrome.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/

Does this damper the pro-euthanasia movement?

+Anonymous B11.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #444,034

Autists aren't explicitly listed, so I think we're in the clear.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,035

@previous (B)
I guess this explains why he dislikes the gays.

+Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,036

> Pentagon Study
> Claims the 'Honest and True Russian Tzar' has a mental illness

I think this study might be slightly biased and tbh I don't think we can take it seriously. We may need to develop something like the Voight-Kampff test so that inquisitors in the field can easily weed out the autists and spergs.

·Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,037

@444,034 (B)
Autists, spergs, and bronies have been added.

·Anonymous B11.5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,038

@444,036 (C)
We already have a benchmarking test. The number of posts a user has on tinychan is directly proportional to their autism level.

·Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,039

@previous (B)
Yes but what about the autists who are unaware of Tinychan?

·Anonymous B11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,040

std.png@previous (C)
We need some viral marketing to spread awareness of the test. Maybe one of those ribbon things?

·Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,042

@previous (B)
I think that's a grate idea. We need to use something that let's people know we're an apocalyptic death cult but you know a chill apocalyptic death cult.

·Anonymous B11.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,043

@previous (C)
How about we all wear Nike shoes and backwards baseball caps and magicians capes?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY11.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #444,047

291621-dr-phil.jpgSure is Catherine in here.

·Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,090

@444,043 (B)
I'll run it by the fashion dept at our next meeting. It's a possibility but most likely it'll have to be without the capes. As most everyone knows to acquire a magicians cape you must either A) be a magician or B) kill a magician.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,220

What if Putin does have autism and feels offended by our petition?

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,221

Putin.jpg@previous (A)
You have autism and your stupidity offends me.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #444,222

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
I am mainly proposing a possible situation that the pro-euthanasia movement might encounter.

·Anonymous B11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,235

@previous (A)
Then we will simply move on to the most definitely not autistic Kim Jong Un.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,241

@previous (B)
Why didn't we petition to him in the first place?

·Anonymous B11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,242

@previous (A)
We did, didn't you read the petition?

+Anonymous F11.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #444,291

Autism is caused by vaccines and minecraft. Ban those two things and autism would stop. And without vaccines the human population would go back under control and the earth wouldn't die.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,424

@previous (F)
Stop being retarded.

+Anonymous G11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,446

@previous (A)
Its true

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,585

@previous (G)
http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/mental-health-autism

Do not see Minecraft anywhere here and they say there is no evidence connecting vaccines to autism.

·ducky 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,588

@previous (A)
there's many pages on autism and vaccines on government web sites, look 4 urself

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