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Topic: Does the Koran actually specify which gender the 72 virgins will be?

+Anonymous A11.5 years ago #40,476

Is it possible that suicide bombers will be serviced by the Tinychan userbase, or does the Koran specifically say the virgins will be female?

+not a sheep 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #443,598

Oh the Koran specifically says nothing about 72 people

+Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,599

@OP

But have you read the Koran?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,600

@443,598 (not a sheep )

> specifically says nothing

How does that work?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,602

@443,599 (C)

> But have you read the Koran?

I haven't read it, no. Hence my question to those who have. Thanks, that'll be all from you.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,603

Female isnt a gender.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,605

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Yes it is you fat ugly blob

·Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,607

@443,602 (A)

Why haven't you read the Koran?

+Anonymous E11.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,608

OWNED.png@443,599 (C)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,613

@443,607 (C)
Ah dude, stop trying to save the situation, you just got owned, happens to the best of us sometimes, let it go now.

·Anonymous C11.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,619

@previous (A)

Ok, but why haven't you read the Koran?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,620

@443,605 (A)
No it isn't.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,623

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Yes it is.

·Anonymous E11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,624

Yellow Pasty Substance.jpg@443,605 (A)
You're a fat ugly blob

+Anonymous F11.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,625

I've read the kora twice, cause the first time did it wrong(front to back). The answer is no. Actually it doesn't even mention a specific species.

@443,605 (A)
Rude

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,627

@443,623 (A)
Female and male are sexes. Woman and man are genders. It isnt a difficult concept.

+Anonymous G11.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,641

buthaveyoureadthequran.jpg@OP

I can't find any talk of 72 virgins in it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,647

@443,627 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You have no idea what you're talking about.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,648

@previous (A)
Please, enlighten me.

·Anonymous E11.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,650

TC Quran.jpg@443,641 (G)
You seem to have acquired a rare copy containing a printing error. The actual cover is intended to look like this.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,653

@443,648 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

> Please, enlighten me.

Typical thing for a woman to say to a man. I have other things to do now. Go iron some clothes and keep checking back here for when I can be bothered to educate you.

·Anonymous E11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,654

@previous (A)
wow rude

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,655

@443,653 (A)
So you're full of shit? I'm shocked.

·Anonymous G11.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,659

h.gif@443,650 (E)
I will be writing a strongly worded letter to Martinet Press about this misprint.

·not a sheep 11.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,664

@443,653 (A)
Oh god that was horrible lol

+Syntax 11.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,694

72 Virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts



Its not in the Koran

Number comes from some mucky muck Rag Head as he interpreted the Koran

I did a topic on this years ago here for ducky.

This is wot the Rag Heads say about such

http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

oh and consider that means 72 sets of In Laws

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


+Anonymous I11.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,695

@previous (Syntax )
> link to blatantly islamophobic website

Why are so many old white guys terrified of Islam?

+Anonymous J11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,698

Ugly Muslim woman1.jpeg@previous (I)
You think white guys are terrified of Islam?

Muslim single guy cannot view all there is to see when he meets Muslim girl.

For example this could be your mother in law and imagine what the daughter looks like out of Hijab

+Anonymous K11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,715

What if the 72 virgins were trannies?

·Anonymous I11.5 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,912

@previous (K)
Do you think trannies go to heaven?

·Anonymous I11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,913

@443,698 (J)
That's obviously a woman suffering from lord knows what, with what appears to be a curtain on her head, idk. Some Muslims are more strict than others, they might see their wife to be without a hijab or burqa before marriage.

Still doesn't explain why old whyte men are scared of Muslims.

·Anonymous K11.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,072

@443,912 (I)
A friend of mine said whomever holds Christ in their heart will enter the kingdom of God.

He was also a methhead who had a spiritual awakening during a heart attack.

·Anonymous I11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #444,099

@previous (K)
It's amazing how many people find Jeebus after they almost die.

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