Topic: If God wanted to prove his existence, what miracle can be performed?

+Anonymous A — 11.5 years ago #40,439

That isn't easily debunked by scientists.

I say by getting a male-to-female transsexual pregnant and not giving the baby a biological secondary parent.

+Anonymous B — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #443,207

No one believes in god

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,208

Well folks, you heard it here first: Mary was a trap.

+Auntie Em — 11.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,209

Why does it have to be so vague? Why doesn't the fucker just show up and dazzle everyone?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #443,210

@previous (Auntie Em )
Because the homos have hijacked "fabulous" and "dazzling" and god is anti-love.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #443,217

Would you personally like to get pregnant?

+Gabe Hoyt-Utcher — 11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,232

raise all the deads

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,233

@443,217 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I'd like to experience it once.

+Anonymous G — 11.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,234

I feel sorry for all you sadsack nonbelievers..

I really wish you could see the truth and be saved by His grace..

all you have to do is ask Him to take control..

+Anonymous H — 11.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,241

@previous (G)

I asked the fucker to take control of my lottery tickets and give me a winner.

What's taking the gay bastard so long?

·Auntie Em — 11.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,243

@443,210 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh snap!

@443,234 (G)
Pretty much ditto buddy, about seeing the truth.

·Anonymous G — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,249

@443,241 (H)
I won fifty bucks this morning..

+Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,262

This is just one of my proofs God does not exist. And if Such God were to exist my example proves such God does not give a flying fuck.

1: First plane flyes into World Trade Tower

2: Millions of New Yorkers and Zillions of people watch the 2nd plane as it flys into 2nd World Trade Tower

Zillions of people Pray to God - And results prove Such prayer Fails

OR

The Rag Heads who prayed for results they wanted - Allah listened up and helped Rag Heads get results as desired.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

·Anonymous H — 11.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,268

@previous (Syntax )

I never agree with you, but this is so fucking accurate, its scary!

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,282

@previous (H)
One can please some of the people some of the time. Just not every time.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #443,310

@443,233 (A)
Why?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,329

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Why not? You'd have life growing inside you and the end result is a child of your own genes.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,338

@previous (A)
It sounds horrifying to let something grow inside of you for nine months, and then push it out of your body.
Also, why is it important to pass on your genes?

·Auntie Em — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,342

@443,329 (A)
It can be creepy at times. Like an alien being.

·Auntie Em — 11.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,352

@443,329 (A)
It can be creepy at times. Like an alien being.

@previous (Auntie Em )
Then it sticks around for 18/25/30/45 years.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,357

@443,338 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
This.

·Anonymous G — 11.5 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,452

@443,262 (Syntax )
the love of money is the root of all evi...the WTCs were ALL ABOUT the love of money..

knawmean?

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,465

@previous (G)
bert really LOLOLOL

Yes I no u still support that Jesus who was hung out to dry.
U just drank a weeeeeee bit to much of that Church wine n see how it did you in

If ur Jesus was 4real then loooong ago Jesus wood have solved your addictions -

knawmean?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,467

@previous (Syntax )

Is the Jesus a 15 minute drive from you?

+Anonymous K — 11.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,473

@443,262 (Syntax )
If anything WTC proves the existence of God.

God was just showing his wrath, infidel.

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,475

@previous (K)
You do mean Allah

·Anonymous K — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #443,477

@previous (Syntax )
I know you're not a theologian so I'm going to let that slide, heathen.

·Anonymous H — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #443,493

@previous (K)

> You do mean Allah

·Fuck off and die — 11.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #443,494

@443,473 (K)

> If anything WTC proves the existence of God.
>
> God was just showing his wrath, infidel.

You are absolutely correct. On your second paragraph.

You have just confirmed that your fucking god is nothing but a murdering piece of shit. Thanks for sharing!!

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·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #443,551

@previous (Fuck off and die )

Nice madpost.

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