Topic: My Ghetto Ass Coworkers
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago #40,224
Do any of you buy into the whole alpha male thing? I do. I work with an alpha male, who is cursed and blessed in equal amounts. His name is E and he is 32, tall, black, and attractive. Picture this: 95% of my coworkers are women. At least 50% are black. The majority are very ghetto. So E who Is a witty, intelligent, black male who has a good job and no children, has more sex than most of you could ever imagine.
+ducky — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #441,004
He sounds cool
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #441,005
Im not exaggerating at all! He's had sex with a third of the building! There have been times were I have worked very uncomfortable shifts where five different women have fought with him and their rivals the entire time.
+Auntie Em — 11.6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #441,013
Just black women?
Yeah, I believe in the alpha male.
Yeah, I believe in the alpha male.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #441,014
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #441,016
Reported to the NAACP.
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,039
He adds a lil drama
+Anonymous E — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,044
This is why AIDS is common amongst blacks and coal burners
+Anonymous F — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,048
I prefer the term whoremaster
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,055
Before I continue going on about nurse E, I have a little tidbit about alpha males. We once had a visitor who outranked nurse E. He was around 50, and a retired NFL footballer. He was taller, broader, and better looking than E.
When he entered the building (which had never before visited) he instinctively wandered into an area filled with fertile women. It was so strange, because he just kind of lifted his head, and then wandered over as if following a delicious aroma. And then other women who had no idea that he was there, just wandered over and surrounded him in a circle like it was the most natural thing in the world.
When he entered the building (which had never before visited) he instinctively wandered into an area filled with fertile women. It was so strange, because he just kind of lifted his head, and then wandered over as if following a delicious aroma. And then other women who had no idea that he was there, just wandered over and surrounded him in a circle like it was the most natural thing in the world.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,056
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,057
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 11.6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,061
I need to know about Dotrice
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,062
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Dotrice is one of the most ratchet women that I have ever come across. She's maybe a hundred pounds, and very short. She spends her lunch breaks chain smoking menthols, and screaming about booty licking over her cellphone.
Dotrice and nurse E dated for a while, even though he was her direct supervisor and that is against company policy. Every day that they worked together produced screaming matches, vicious personal insults, and feverish sexual liaisons in various supply closets.
Dotrice is one of the most ratchet women that I have ever come across. She's maybe a hundred pounds, and very short. She spends her lunch breaks chain smoking menthols, and screaming about booty licking over her cellphone.
Dotrice and nurse E dated for a while, even though he was her direct supervisor and that is against company policy. Every day that they worked together produced screaming matches, vicious personal insults, and feverish sexual liaisons in various supply closets.
(Edited 45 seconds later.)
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 11.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,064
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,065
+Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,068
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,070
@441,062 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Last year, nurse E and Dotrice broke up so that E would be free to date another coworker A, who is white. This did not go over well with Dotrice, and she showed it by openly defying E's authority while at work, and drunken scream matches while at home. The pot bubbled over on a Friday night over the summer. Both parties had been drinking heavily, and decided to meet at Dotrice's house for an attempt at closure. After E spent hours trying to break up with Dotrice, she got in the last word. When E attempted to leave the area, Dotrice got into her Escort, floored it, and tried to hit E, head on. Luckily he was only nicked, and Dotrice spent a night in jail before being bailed out by her victim.
Last year, nurse E and Dotrice broke up so that E would be free to date another coworker A, who is white. This did not go over well with Dotrice, and she showed it by openly defying E's authority while at work, and drunken scream matches while at home. The pot bubbled over on a Friday night over the summer. Both parties had been drinking heavily, and decided to meet at Dotrice's house for an attempt at closure. After E spent hours trying to break up with Dotrice, she got in the last word. When E attempted to leave the area, Dotrice got into her Escort, floored it, and tried to hit E, head on. Luckily he was only nicked, and Dotrice spent a night in jail before being bailed out by her victim.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 11.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,071
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #441,072
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Yesterday on her day off, Dotrice made a surprise visit to the workplace. She was dressed in overalls, and is so tiny that she looks like an All American Girl doll. I immediately noticed that something was off, because her face was completely blank and covered with barbecue sauce. She was stumbling around while holding an open can of Vienna sausage, and trying to talk. Evidently she had taken five Xanex and was feeling super friendly. Her best friend Destiny, babysat her until the end of the shift.
Yesterday on her day off, Dotrice made a surprise visit to the workplace. She was dressed in overalls, and is so tiny that she looks like an All American Girl doll. I immediately noticed that something was off, because her face was completely blank and covered with barbecue sauce. She was stumbling around while holding an open can of Vienna sausage, and trying to talk. Evidently she had taken five Xanex and was feeling super friendly. Her best friend Destiny, babysat her until the end of the shift.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,079
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,081
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Ive met worse people. My job has a very high turnover. People will train for three days with a worker, and then quit after their first day on the floor alone.
Ive met worse people. My job has a very high turnover. People will train for three days with a worker, and then quit after their first day on the floor alone.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,082
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,083
Ive seen so many people curse.out their bosses and storm out. Leaving in the middle of the shift is called patient neglect and you can have your licence pulled and or even get arrested.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,084
@441,082 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
They expected a paycheck worth four days of work, and then got the fuck out of there.
They expected a paycheck worth four days of work, and then got the fuck out of there.
·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,098
@441,072 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Dotrice knows what's up. Five xanax and a cup of coffee (or a can of vienna sausage if you prefer) is a good way to start the day. Although you don't always make it out the door... it still makes dealing with other people's nonsense so much easier.
Dotrice knows what's up. Five xanax and a cup of coffee (or a can of vienna sausage if you prefer) is a good way to start the day. Although you don't always make it out the door... it still makes dealing with other people's nonsense so much easier.
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,126
Why isnt dotrice fired for coming to work a drugged mess
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,127
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,133
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah, i know. But if it was my day off, and i showed up to the restaurant a drugged obnoxious mess, i figured i wouldnt be welcomed back
Yeah, i know. But if it was my day off, and i showed up to the restaurant a drugged obnoxious mess, i figured i wouldnt be welcomed back
+Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,134
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,135
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,140
@441,126 (ducky )
They threatened to fire her, but then she spent the day over at the schedulers house and cooked up an elaborate sob story. So she's safe.
They threatened to fire her, but then she spent the day over at the schedulers house and cooked up an elaborate sob story. So she's safe.
·Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,148
·Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #441,149
+Anonymous K — 11.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,188
@OP
You have the best work stories
You have the best work stories
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,195
·Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,201
@previous (ducky )
I have rubbed grease from the engine all over my hands and face then said I had car trouble...numerous times...as an excuse for tardiness..
I have rubbed grease from the engine all over my hands and face then said I had car trouble...numerous times...as an excuse for tardiness..
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,267
·Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,275
·Anonymous H — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,276
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,277
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,319
Today I had to sing with an eldery woman so that she wouldn't punch someone while she was being changed. We sang Oh Susanna, She'll Being Coming Round the Mountain, and I've Been Working on the Railroad. It was effective, but it was still kind of sad.
·Auntie Em — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,320
·Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,335
@441,319 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
you should do a vocaroo of you singing ' She'll be coming around the mountain'..
you should do a vocaroo of you singing ' She'll be coming around the mountain'..
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,340
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,341
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 19 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,400
·Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,408
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,409
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,410
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #441,499
One of the residents "C"is very svelte and white. She loves joking with the staff. One time during dinner service, a tall, obese black nurse ate cream soup" In front of the patients. Resident C walked up to the nurse and said "Fine. Be Fat!" Then she ran away as fast as she could while using a walker.
It was hilarious.
It was hilarious.
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