Topic: Surfing my sewage a blue
+Syntax — 11.6 years ago #40,203
Sewage waves were at about 4 feet wen my feet's hit the concrete pipes under San Diego. Went and surfed a few sewage waves buttttttt the waves kept knockin me down.
So I put the bord bak on my 1947 Volkswagen beatle and went for my ten myle run through the pipes. Saw my good friends the TMNT and Splinter, who I, yes I, helped make their most recent movie. The turtles were feeling feisty so I let them do 2 me wot U guys wood never do. For turtle cocks probing each and every hole I hav.
Went back home afterwards and had wayyyyyyyyy to much cheap wine and ended up putting bottle in my ass. Tomorrow b the day I bord plane and fly 2 chyna and c my good friend matt. We hav tons of plans, strip poker being one of them, winner bends over loser(I'm reely hoping I lose).
Well, must hed out and meet with my good frends from the FBI, CIA and Obama mite b there, no definate plan yet.
Zooooooo000oooooooo00000oooooooom----------------->>>>
So I put the bord bak on my 1947 Volkswagen beatle and went for my ten myle run through the pipes. Saw my good friends the TMNT and Splinter, who I, yes I, helped make their most recent movie. The turtles were feeling feisty so I let them do 2 me wot U guys wood never do. For turtle cocks probing each and every hole I hav.
Went back home afterwards and had wayyyyyyyyy to much cheap wine and ended up putting bottle in my ass. Tomorrow b the day I bord plane and fly 2 chyna and c my good friend matt. We hav tons of plans, strip poker being one of them, winner bends over loser(I'm reely hoping I lose).
Well, must hed out and meet with my good frends from the FBI, CIA and Obama mite b there, no definate plan yet.
Zooooooo000oooooooo00000oooooooom
+Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #440,737
+Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #440,739
·Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #440,748
+Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #440,749
@OPPerfectly legible; did read.
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+Syntax — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,789
+Anonymous F — 11.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,838
@OP
Welcome to TinyChan!
I see you've recently made a post which may be in violation of our rules and standards.
Furfaggotry is persecuted with extreme prejudice here to keep our hearts and minds pure for the coming tribulation.
If you were unaware, TMNT fetishism is a breach of the rules. Please keep to our high standards in the future, honest and true Syntax.
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+Anonymous G — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,840
·Syntax (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,857
@440,838 (F)
My apology, I didn't mean 2 ofend any1, that was just an added bonus.
Butttttt, as all wood know, sometimes I get wayyyyyyyy 2 carried away wen the alcohol hits my blod streem. I do tend to mumble incoherently, butttttt I do stand by my statement regarding the TMNT. I, yes I, am still a little soar n the ass from those for fiesty turtles.
Was going 2 put it n the Huffington Post , buttttttttt, the hole world does not not NOT need 2 no my sex life. And I, yes I, have more sex in a week than u retards do n a year.
Tyme to let these feets hit da sand.
Zoooooooo000ooooooo0ooo000m----------->
My apology, I didn't mean 2 ofend any1, that was just an added bonus.
Butttttt, as all wood know, sometimes I get wayyyyyyyy 2 carried away wen the alcohol hits my blod streem. I do tend to mumble incoherently, butttttt I do stand by my statement regarding the TMNT. I, yes I, am still a little soar n the ass from those for fiesty turtles.
Was going 2 put it n the Huffington Post , buttttttttt, the hole world does not not NOT need 2 no my sex life. And I, yes I, have more sex in a week than u retards do n a year.
Tyme to let these feets hit da sand.
Zoooooooo000ooooooo0ooo000m
·Anonymous F — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,873
@previous (Syntax )
Dear honest and true Syntax,
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+Anonymous H — 11.6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,874
·Syntax (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #440,918
@440,873 (F)
Having traveled to Liberia wayyyyyyy bak wen I was a teen(in 1920's), I met this nice gal, danced all nite then had sex all day b4 I went 2 sleep.
Found out next day, one wood assume Liberians are disease free, as r not the case. I developed a case of herpes, which later turned n2 Ebola. Needless to say, my body rejected Ebola. So I am not able to catch it, anddddddddd docs are at odds on y. Buttttttt I am not immune from other STDs. I have had herpes, gonnoreah, clap, 2 name a few. I've had crabs more tymes than I can count.
Now I keep a close I on my HIV level 2 keep it at a minimum. My sex life has crumbled, buttttttttttt I still manage to get little unsuspecting girls n bed and give them the HIV virus 2 teach them not to sleep wit strangers.
Zooooooo0000oooooo00oooooom------------>
Having traveled to Liberia wayyyyyyy bak wen I was a teen(in 1920's), I met this nice gal, danced all nite then had sex all day b4 I went 2 sleep.
Found out next day, one wood assume Liberians are disease free, as r not the case. I developed a case of herpes, which later turned n2 Ebola. Needless to say, my body rejected Ebola. So I am not able to catch it, anddddddddd docs are at odds on y. Buttttttt I am not immune from other STDs. I have had herpes, gonnoreah, clap, 2 name a few. I've had crabs more tymes than I can count.
Now I keep a close I on my HIV level 2 keep it at a minimum. My sex life has crumbled, buttttttttttt I still manage to get little unsuspecting girls n bed and give them the HIV virus 2 teach them not to sleep wit strangers.
Zooooooo0000oooooo00oooooom
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+Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,993
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